"we'll change the things that need changing and that's all we'll change": the paSUKification of post-brexit politics 2021

The prospect of these dithering zombies eating each other is pretty entertaining tbh

It's hilarious how a bad tweet which I'd maintain is totally fine rhetorically -- and personally I don't give a shit -- is being used to rig the Unite leadership contest.

Hope he is elected on the back of it.

CON: 45% (+2)
LAB: 30% (-3)
GRN: 8% (+2)
LDEM: 7% (-)
REFUK: 2% (-1)

via @YouGov
Chgs. w/ 05 May

Bringing back memories of 2017, only Keith has a much lower approval rating than Corbz ever had and the Labour party has genuinely become almost completely insignificant.

xp

if I was someone who'd had family deported I'd be furious with that tweet. But the naked opportunism is so predictable!

It doesn't what any of the Labour Right do on social media, never any consequences. Reeves stanning for a fervent Nazi and Anti-Semit- promotion!

not to mention Rosie Dudfield

Lol

Told Labour MPs supporting Steve Turner for the Unite leadership are now sending this pic, inspired by the below tweet, to to one another on WhatsApp https://t.co/3ySPw7deds pic.twitter.com/QenzsTFYUP

— Patrick Maguire (@patrickkmaguire) May 13, 2021

Damn the legendary comms skills of the sensibles for leaving me no longer able to detect whether something is part of the Simon Hedges Extended Universe.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1MvMUQXEAEMWVv?format=jpg&name=large

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EyFGuhVWgAU1TJy?format=jpg&name=900x900

I think parodies usually give the game away by having competent to rather good graphic design.

lol that is very good work tbf

could almost get a rare migraine trying to read the text on the Progress one.

This is a really good point.

I’ve already some writing/thinking of this but we also generally need to be better equipped with how we respond to Black and Asian Tories, particularly the way they instrumentalise identity politics. They are flying the Tory party ranks and this issue isn’t going anywhere

— Jason Okundaye (@jasebyjason) May 14, 2021

I just simply call all tories "fucking tory wankers"

It's true, that real (?) Progress flyer above looks unreal.

Good thing that poster Calzino isn't a member of the Labour Party. They'd have had to suspend him so many times over the cost of the stamps would have bankrupted them.

#Blair4BatleyNSpen pic.twitter.com/JpVR8rRYjK

— Elvis Buñuelo (@Mr_Considerate) May 14, 2021

lol! the monomaniacal crackpot Adonis is even more fucking repetitive than me tbf!

Good discussion

Always slightly puzzled by the "rising house prices => Tory govt" logic. House prices have risen nearly 50% since 2010, as noted here, but they rose nearly 200% 1997-2010 (ie even after the GFC). Is it just incumbency bonus for whoever is in power? https://t.co/43xHqzoJml

— Rory Macqueen (@RNMacqueen) May 14, 2021

I had to check that Adonis was really saying that. He really is.

Time for the Guru imo

Anyway it's fun that just like with progressive rock, the progressive bit in progressive politics is most insisted on by some of the least progressive fuckers in the game

terms like "progressive" and "human rights lawyer" have very negative connotations these days

In the UK at least progressive feels like a dog whistle for melts, soft Tories and other assorted biowaste

pic.twitter.com/XVeZ5ULShI

— Elvis Buñuelo (@Mr_Considerate) May 14, 2021

No way would Adonis pass a Voight-Kampff tbf

he's a replicunt alright

English Greens in being clueless non-shockah

In a sense you are giving the English Greens too much credit in seeing this as part of a strategy. In my experience the deeper culture of 'working across party lines' and basic naivety (e.g. treating proven liars as honest brokers) is to blame for 95% of stuff like this.

— verblet (@verblet) May 14, 2021

Progressive politics at its best

Johnson press conference at 5pm-ish today

oh is he resigning?

an urgent and emotional plea towards Kieth "Stop hurting me!"

At most he might be gonna push back the "no more rules" date but I can't really see it tbh

Maybe he's got a new freestyle he wants to show off

Local lockdowns for areas still too stubborn to vote Tory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDGcBeSB7Z8

You've probably not heard about it but there was a parliamentary by-election yesterday, where Labour did quite well.

SNP Anum Qaisar-Javed 10,129 46.4 +1.4
Labour Kenneth Stevenson 8,372 38.4 +6.5
Cons. Ben Callaghan 2,812 12.9 -4.7
LD Stephen Arrundale 220 1.0 Decrease 2.6

Airdrie & Shotts, that is. Boris working his magic there.

Johnson press conference at 5pm-ish today

that bloke who Rachel Riley tried to sue for referring to her as a "serial abuser" has won his libel appeal against her.

Actually he might have something to say here - the billed 5pm has become 5.30 xp

Poots elected leader of the DUP, which means there is now a First Minister of nation of the UK who doesn't believe in evolution and thinks the Earth was created in 4000BC. And we sneer at the US?

the first very important question Poots should be asked is: what is his position on hollow earth theory

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1XL4lQXoAAiuXr?format=jpg&name=large

Going to keep posting this until Tim confirms that he is in fact Tim https://t.co/3hWkek2nct pic.twitter.com/lZsPF635FQ

— Dr Fran van Plannaram Ph.D. (@dismalplaces) May 14, 2021

lol! RIP Shippers.

A plan for long-term investment, to halve child poverty, to deliver a fairer tax system, and to build a more resilient and greener economy.

I love the way the most unambiguously positive thing Kieth can offer right now is 50% less malnourished children 👏👏👏

albeit in horrible bullshit terms like "plans" and "long-term investments". Can't wait till this guy dies.

Extremely here for kieth suing tim shipman into bankruptcy tho, wd buy him a pint for that (and maybe a can of polish lager for shippers lol)

just to repeat myself "child poverty" is a term of unmitigated melt evil

Rachel Reeves to consult Joe Biden’s team on Labour’s economic offer. Shadow chancellor will discuss how party can appeal to blue-collar voters and urban graduates

If she really needs to talk to Biden staff for ideas then she's in the wrong fucking job. "blue-collar voters" maybe they mean Chelsea fans? I will boldly predict More Racism and other cool ways of obfuscating the messaging around austerity

Oof pic.twitter.com/3fU5l8VLLb

— Simon Vessey (@Simon_Vessey) May 15, 2021

20+ points behind after this has aired. The Maybot parallels with Kieth are the more exposure he get's the less people like him.