I would EXCELSIOR, but I haven't got a ZING to LOL

I LOLed.

I thought that was the pinefox at first. It would have been out of character, to say the least.

That’s the downside of parody screen names, innocent posters get associated with my orrible posts

Life is like a box of chocolates: figuring out what's what requires a bit of reading

Dru Tat...

1. Growlin' Dog
2. Rockin' Rock
3. The Eternity of Always
4. Stairway to Tears of Rain in Heaven
5. Hallucination Mountain
6. Drummin' Sticks
7. Headed for a Location
8. When the Water Floods

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive)

Dru Tat...

call me old fashioned but i still think sweatpants (joggers are sweatpants) in public are only appropriate when you are going to or from the gym

― diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Friday, April 23, 2021 4:50 PM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

old fashioned

― lag∞n, Friday, April 23, 2021 7:33 PM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

why did I laff so hard, so long

not sure

probably best to ask a medical professional

excited to read this mlb.com article

https://i.imgur.com/iBn1LcI.png

― yr local jerk, (Karl Malone), Thursday, May 13, 2021 11:16 AM (eleven minutes ago)bookmarkflaglink

Writer’s dad pumped for son’s first headline

― Michael F Gill, Thursday, May 13, 2021 11:19 AM (seven minutes ago)

baseball-related; no need to know anything about baseball

In a very deep field, that has to be one of the most Oniony non-Onion headlines I've ever seen.

Why do so many people (billionaires) want to go to space?

Guillotines need gravity to work.

― BlackIronPrison, Monday, 7 June 2021 15:03 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

:)

Yes but being blown out of the cargo bay into space without a spacesuit on requires being in space, so

in space you cannot have a last cigarette.

it's true, but in space you can use those little thrusters on each side of the capsule to do lateral movements. would be fun to exhaust bezos out of the cargo port and then just baaaaaarely thrust away from him so it shoots him off in the other direction (toward the sun)

let's see where your lordship over global supply chains gets you THEN, jeff

the middle of the sun - that's where christ lives

His fiery Throne

the sad thing is, i'm pretty sure bezos really DOES have an iron man suit prototype somewhere deep down in his cargo shorts, and he would probably annihilate the sun and claim this solar system as a new base for his galaxy supply chain

you could also attach those little thrusters to the guillotine blade. the ops folks at amazon always find a way to execute.

^^

frequently bought together:

guillotine blade refill pack
thruster fuel
party hats

make him wear one of those little crepe-paper crowns

this is probably terrorism. mods pls delete

"Your love is like Sam Kin-i-son"

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, June 10, 2021 10:51 AM bookmarkflaglink

hahaha

totally nonsensical without the context but I laughed

there aren't any pictures of david bowie eating pizza. you cannot prove it ever happened.

― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, June 10, 2021 5:34 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

it's wwhat killed him

― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, June 10, 2021 5:36 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

ground control to papa john's

― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, June 10, 2021 5:39 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

random originally meant fast

― mark e. smith-moon (f. hazel), Thursday, June 10, 2021 11:14 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

your mom was so random last night

― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, June 10, 2021 11:17 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

there aren't any pictures of david bowie eating pizza. you cannot prove it ever happened.

― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, June 10, 2021 5:34 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

it's wwhat killed him

― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, June 10, 2021 5:36 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

ground control to papa john's

― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, June 10, 2021 5:39 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

― peace, man, Friday, June 11, 2021 7:20 AM (one hour ago) bo

omigod

that's great

give my slice my love

For here
am I sitting in a tin pan

I'm not a thin crust or a deep pan man.

Wham bam deep pan man!

Got rocket topping, ew
But there's nothing I can do

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom's a junkie
Strung out in heaven's high
Hitting an all-time low

toppings on toppings, pepperoni
we know major tom loves mushrooms
onions and sausage, alright
shitting an all-time flow

oh sorry, i left my reference sheet above

Golden Crusts, Gold Deep Deep Deep Dish

I know when to carry out
I know when to order in
Get things done

I tip delivery boys
But things don't really change
Complaining on the phone
That I never saw my pie!
But I try....

I came in the door
I said it before
I never put pineapple on my pizza no more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmgq81Ww7K4

There's a 'za, man,
waiting in the sky
we'd like to put on toppings
but they say plain slice is fine

(cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese...)

cheese!

“Pan Pizza (Putting Out Fire)”

pizzas on streets
onion pizza

Drive Through Saturday

Ziggy Stuffed Crust & The Pies With Fromage

every few days this thread shall be bumped with an increasingly tortuous bowie/pizza pun, and that shall be excelsior heretofore