Vaccines, Infrastructure, and Kids In Cages: US Politics April 2021

both posts otm, he is a disgrace and so is cnn for employing him

LaVar Burton on The View: Burton said that he thinks the term "cancel-culture" is misnamed. "I think we have a consequence culture. And that consequences are finally encompassing everybody in the society, whereas they haven't been ever in this country."

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You know, I lent Rudy Giuliani my copy of The 1985 Baseball Abstract many years ago and he never returned it--hope it turns up today.

New wrinkle revealed in this account: search warrant sought evidence of Giuliani’s communications with John Solomon, whose columns for The Hill on Ukraine created much controversy and were eventually disavowed by the outlet. https://t.co/bQ4A7xr68E

— mark seibel (@markseibel) April 28, 2021

I'm proud of my buddy, a local member of the Democratic Party yet willing to march in front of the White House seeking justice for immigrants.

throughout the entirety of CNN's election coverage I kept asking the television why the rest of the panel hadn't strangled Santorum on camera

it's like they don't understand ratings

Problem is they can only do it once and that won't lead to a sustained ratings spike.

TBF it probably isn't sanitary to touch santorum with one's bare hands

I did keep watching to see if the rest of the panel was going to snap and murder him so maybe they're better at this than I thought

Well well, etc

BREAKING per NYT: F.B.I. agents this morning also executed a search warrant at the home of Victoria Toensing, a lawyer close to Mr. Giuliani who had dealings with several Ukrainians involved in the effort to find damaging information about the Bidens, per several sources.

— Spiro Agnew’s Ghost (@SpiroAgnewGhost) April 28, 2021

just arrest Giuliani, Trump, Carlson, Hannity, the guy from Louisiana who proposed that slavery education bill, Pillow guy, and every other insurrectionist, put them in a cage, and make them fight over a share of stock which will be tossed into the ring, printed on certificate stock paper, and watch them all eat each other.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-10xMpeOT74

you’ll notice this slippery little statement does not say they *didn’t* ask https://t.co/f6n0Vl3S38

— kilgore trout, toilet sword ninja (@KT_So_It_Goes) April 28, 2021

Rowdy Rudy will do the honorable thing: sing like a canary and squeal for a plea deal

Rowdy Rudy - sing, sing,squeal
Rowdy Rudy - squeal, squeal for a deal

I can't stop imagining Rudy blowing his nose into a handkerchief that he then wipes snot-side out across his sweating brow

why imagine

lol I take it you haven't seen my Twitter feed

So Barr had previously blocked that search warrant for Rudy?

A warrant for you, Rudy

MORE - Giuliani's attorney tells @ABC federal agents seized devices including a computer belonging to Giuliani's longtime assistant Joann Zafonte. Bob Costello tells me Zafonte was served with a subpoena to appear before a federal grand jury next month. https://t.co/FLj6lQC9hu

— John Santucci (@Santucci) April 28, 2021

Think the fact that a grand jury is up and running is rather a sign

waiting for Giuliani to yell about how 'they' broke into his apartment and stole stuff

I'll bet he has some really sick downloads on there as well

Space Jam sequel sitting unwatched

idk, Rudy seems more like a guy really interested in the Lola Bunny debate

*Cary Grant Voice*
RUDY RUDY RUDY

(morbs would've appreciated that one)

(this is where a good morbs sock account would jump in with "no i wouldn't")

Many of Giuliani’s associates in Ukraine have helped investigators ahead of today’s raids on his home. One told me he spoke to FBI agents for 10 hours straight in a DC hotel. Another says he volunteered the passwords to his phone and email, then explained each message from Rudy

— Simon Shuster (@shustry) April 28, 2021

that seems like it might be a problem for him

dang, maybe being open about your criminal behavior ISN'T a great idea

Don't worry, the law offices of Four, Seasons, Total, and Landscaping will totally exonerate Giuliani.

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xp Four Seasons Total Exoneration

This is really bad news for Hunter Biden

will he get his agenda passed

I’m just gonna make this joke/comment everywhere:

I was enjoying Biden’s speech up until he started touting the success of the US interstate highway system; I now expect his infrastructure initiative to bulldoze my parents’ house

now listen jack don't be mean to my old friend Robert Moses

^ my favorite bootleg Woody Guthrie song

this machine serves brokers

Carnegie / Was a Friend to Me
Just Break That Union Line
Ol' JP/ Mister Carnegie
Says Break That Union Line

Lyrics from Woody Guthrie Songs After He Went Commercial

was only planning on listening for a little while but stayed tuned in and thought that whole speech was inspired

yeah he was in good spirits

https://i.imgur.com/SITXYqv.jpg

Trying to figure out which would be a better band name: Sex Blimps or Abolish Lasagna

hey joni put it all behind you

Awesome speech.

Who is pushing the admin toward social democracy and away from Clintonisn? Is it harris because if so I underestimated her.