Elon Musk

go to mars bitch

— br◎seph (@on3ness) June 24, 2019

https://i.imgur.com/dfzbMN1.jpeg

wrong thread but it probably works anywhere

lol

Musk is really the Platonic ideal of a choad, for me.

Don't think he gives a shit about climate change

Who gives a shit about what he gives a shit about?

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, April 26, 2021 11:06 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

people who say he's doing good things for the environment

lmao

https://i.ibb.co/PYrJZrx/158635459-2808118269439231-3091014651316252244-n.jpg

https://www.wsj.com/articles/tesla-makes-more-money-trading-bitcoin-than-selling-cars-11619517615

$101mn in Bitcoin trading, $500mn in selling emissions credits and -$77mn in actually selling cars.

idk what this guy is talking about all the time its a little bit inside baseball but he seems to be alleging that theres no evidence that tesla has actually sold all those credits

After some looking into China NEV program. Since there is speculation $tsla got paid by VW in China to the tune of 100s of millions in Q1.

Again, there are no receipts and all bound by confidentiality agreement. There was reuters report but no comment by either.
Let's look.

— Mindful Capitalist (aka socialist) (@HappiestYogi) April 28, 2021

Where tesla has been making a packet in credits is Europe, they sell them to other car makers who can’t make their emissions targets, whatever else you say about tesla, getting your competitors to subsidise your products is a pretty good trick whilst it lasts.

people who say he's doing good things for the environment

🤣🤣

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 29, 2021

in that thread, the same moronic argument I've seen used to justify NFTs, it must have gone out in a crypto newsletter or something

Before you get triggered, educate yourself on the basics of Bitcoin mining and how it consumes magnitudes less energy than the existing financial system👇https://t.co/Qh4ATx4x5m

— Dan Held (@danheld) April 29, 2021

https://i.ibb.co/1601YcX/180668668-456247552301948-9111268922997487158-n.jpg

ahh

also please tell me that Elon isn't writing his own skits

they should let him tho

world's first 2 hour Dogecoin sketch

looked at the thread and he's enthusiastically approving and ineptly yes-anding people's dogecoin suggestions

he's gonna pump the price and then sell all of his Doge live on tv and lead to a massive selloff

the SEC will be too busy laughing to care

I hope they let him do his doge coin skit, and it becomes his adrian brody snl moment

looked that up: yikes and loool

https://i.imgur.com/5SsglPc.jpg

dog coin is down 25% already

he has got to be the most boring and awkward man on the planet. even Prince Phillip has more charisma than this guy. and I don't mean Prince Phillip last month

this is some exquisite torture

has Aykroyd really never hosted? I guess it wasn't ~expected~ of breakout stars to come back and bless the show in his day

I dunno, Chevy Chase came back. if he never did I bet there's a story there.

Ackroyd hosted in 2003.

Musk was painfully bad but Ill attribute his mannerisms to Aspergers which I honestly didn't know he had (not that it makes me like him any more; actually I don't hate him as much as everyone else, he's a billionaire fool who has some good tech and whose company would likely do better without him). I turned off after that Mario bit, wtf was that.

awesome to be one of the most powerful people in the world and never mention that youre autistic or try to improve the lives of autistic people in any way then bring it up to deflect the fact that youre going to suck on tv lol

one of my best friends guessed a month ago he figured Elon had Aspergers (he has two autistic grown children, so he's very familiar).

I thought Asperger's was no longer an existing diagnosis

Also, I've never heard this guy talk before, does he have a South African accent or does he not? He seemed to at first and then it went away?

seems likely this is a self diagnosis cause neither he nor anyone associated with him, a man who has multiple books and countless articles written about him, has ever mentioned it before, it wouldnt be a recent thing since its been defunct as an official diagnosis for the better part of a decade

he could just be lying for personal gain

yep

jfc

The defense calls Wario. pic.twitter.com/D2ANjRmbMO

— Saturday Night Live - SNL (@nbcsnl) May 9, 2021

Could be real, could be a way to shield himself from criticism for just being a walking cringe factory

some pretty bad tesla news recently that hasnt quite coalesced in popular perception, cld easily be more to come too

Babylon Bee should pivot to video and let Elon be their Tosh just to really put the nail in his cultural capital coffin

elon musk should become the editor of https://www.houstonchronicle.com/

not for any particular reason, it's just a really mediocre landing spot

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/05/06/investing/tesla-investor-sells-shares/index.html

this to me is the big one

Here's something I always like to share randomly at 11:30pm ET/8:30pm PT on a Saturday night — Elon Musk lied about Tesla's self-driving capabilities which artificially inflated the company's stock valuation and caused the deaths of several human drivers https://t.co/nF47ZnVZpI

— Alissa Walker (@awalkerinLA) May 9, 2021

lol wait is this what saturday night live is like?

yeah, every time i see a SNL clip i'm dumbfounded. maybe if they went every other week the writers would have time to come up with anything at all that is funny

the story thats been told around teslas insane valuation hinges on self driving, becoming new kind of company not just a one that sells cars to consumers, its been common knowledge amongst people who really follow this stuff that a. full self driving is an insanely hard problem thats not close to being solved and b. teslas approach to it is inferior to its competitors, but meanwhile elons been out there saying FSD is just around the corner for years, these documents surfacing right when there are deadly crashes in the news thatre probably self driving related... idk feel like there has to be a reckoning about this stuff at some point

tesla/musk just seems so shady idk! musk preparing to claim aspergers did it when a major scandal hits??

you have to understand accounting fraud is my special interest

pic.twitter.com/kAV0ET0bMK

— oatmeal influencer (@acechhh) May 9, 2021

Might be cynical of me, but the Aspergers thing felt too much like a PR move to shift blame from his most controversial tweets and statements, or to excuse his generally narcissistic behavior.

Now whenever he is acting like an asshole he can just say “sorry, it’s my aspergers”.