😉❤️
― willem, Saturday, 24 April 2021 06:43 (three years ago) link
Lookin' good, KM.
― keto keto bonito v industry plant-based diet (PBKR), Saturday, 24 April 2021 11:38 (three years ago) link
hi, Karl!
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 24 April 2021 12:55 (three years ago) link
luv u, bb
― Clay, Saturday, 24 April 2021 22:19 (three years ago) link
a confluence of discussing athleisure wear, humpty hump, and just noticing that a wdyll thread exists compelled me to post this:
https://i.postimg.cc/xTnk6t9Y/blah.jpg
― joygoat, Saturday, 24 April 2021 22:44 (three years ago) link
oh no are you being given a purple nurple
― mookieproof, Saturday, 24 April 2021 23:44 (three years ago) link
wait, what's a purple nurple?
(i feel like this is the moment in middle school just before you get dunked in a toilet)
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 24 April 2021 23:50 (three years ago) link
(also, HAI everyone! <3 it's crazy how a 7-day ILX break feels like an eternity to me, but it has been a very good time. i feel very good. i'm also taking this opportunity to go full-on BEARDO, i don't give a fuck! last time i got this far i looked in the mirror and resembled my dad, and it was so fucking weird that i immediately shaved. this time, the mirrors are foggy and hang above compost toilets at 90% capacity. it's not a place to dwell or think. or to shave. so i will pass across that mysterious hair-length border that i ran up against a year ago, this time only knowing it by touch. and by smell. for i am smelly. not today, i just took a shower. but starting tomorrow, and again for a long time, yes, very smelly. lol!
"Key West" was the song of 2020
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 24 April 2021 23:53 (three years ago) link
but yes, i will report in with a full on beard update on May 5! i am downloading some more music for the next ll-day cabin binge.
but also, i must say that Éliane Radigue's "kyema", from trilogie de la mort, has been especially excellent. there's this part about 30 or 40 minutes in where it just dissolves to static noise. hard to explain how good that sounds against the backdrop audio of mostly quiet, occasionally bird-crossed forest noise. but it gets there so gradually that it's no shock at all, in fact it is extremely, even unsettlingly pleasant. and then about 5 to 10 minutes later, it's been transformed back into another drone. i don't think it ever comes back, after that. but very good!
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 April 2021 00:03 (three years ago) link
"Key West" was not the song of 2020, let me just take that back. but i fucking love that song
Hah I drove past Cedarburg today and was thinking “hmm I wonder how KM is doing out there”
― frogbs, Sunday, 25 April 2021 00:18 (three years ago) link
is that close?! i'm near Omro, now, but my main spot is near the Rubicon. to get there, some might say, you have to "cross the" county line and any number of private property lines, but it's in a beautiful spot! there is a lot of land, there is a guy there that wanders and forages and knows about mushrooms, and he tells me about the medicinal and druggy effects of local plants.
:D
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 April 2021 00:31 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/HMCc6za.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 25 April 2021 00:37 (three years ago) link
wow, chicago has changed
― mookieproof, Sunday, 25 April 2021 00:42 (three years ago) link
At last -- wilderness reclaimed it!
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 25 April 2021 00:47 (three years ago) link
Blame glaciers.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 25 April 2021 00:47 (three years ago) link
is that close?! i'm near Omro, now, but my main spot is near the Rubicon
the one time I went to Rubicon I took I-43 to Cedarberg and went west for 25 miles or so. I think it's about an hour away from me. Omro's around Fond Du Lac but I've never been there. Anyway if you take the long way home and wind up near Sheboygan hit me up, I dunno about mushrooms but we got a nice brewery here. anyway, hope you find what you're looking for out there
― frogbs, Sunday, 25 April 2021 01:26 (three years ago) link
after
https://i.imgur.com/LjePs0M.jpg
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 7 May 2021 02:38 (three years ago) link
https://phildellio.tripod.com/understand.jpg
You never understand me.
― clemenza, Friday, 7 May 2021 03:55 (three years ago) link
<3
what's the print to your right?
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 7 May 2021 03:56 (three years ago) link
it's lovely
Seurat's "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte." I did not have that memorized.
― clemenza, Friday, 7 May 2021 03:57 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/ZQMXxoW.jpg
― Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Friday, 7 May 2021 06:18 (three years ago) link
🔥
― willem, Friday, 7 May 2021 07:58 (three years ago) link
Great pic! Is that Porsche stanced or is it just a trick of the lens?
― peace, man, Friday, 7 May 2021 10:53 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/lupeSDr.jpg
There's a pun in here somewhere
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Friday, 7 May 2021 11:05 (three years ago) link
DJ Giraffelstein
― willem, Friday, 7 May 2021 11:16 (three years ago) link
Clearly we didn't check what each other was wearing before leaving the house
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Friday, 7 May 2021 11:30 (three years ago) link
https://www.chortle.co.uk/images/photos/small/swiss-toni.jpg
xps
― calzino, Friday, 7 May 2021 11:32 (three years ago) link
Karl, stop posting photos before I start crushing on you.
Or maybe that's your intention?
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 May 2021 12:00 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/E37ztYe.jpg
The ILX is powered by a naturally aspirated 2.4-liter I-4 producing 201 hp and 180 lb-ft of torque. This engine drives the front wheels through an eight-speed dual-clutch automatic transmission. In MotorTrend testing, the ILX reached 60 mph in 6.4 seconds.
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 7 May 2021 15:36 (three years ago) link
missed opportunity for "reached 51 mph in 7.7 seconds" but your picture is great.
― peace, man, Friday, 7 May 2021 16:31 (three years ago) link
Little car, big Karl, or big car, bigger Karl.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 May 2021 16:43 (three years ago) link
Honey I Blew Up The Karl
― emil.y, Friday, 7 May 2021 16:44 (three years ago) link
Big Karl on Little Car
― peace, man, Friday, 7 May 2021 16:50 (three years ago) link
The Postman's Always King-Sized
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 May 2021 17:05 (three years ago) link
Great pic! Is that Porsche stanced or is it just a trick of the lens?― peace, man, Friday, 7 May 2021 10:53 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― peace, man, Friday, 7 May 2021 10:53 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Thanks! No modifications, just a regular 911 993 Carrera 4. Maybe it's that the phone that took it has more cameras on it than all my previous phones put together.
― Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Saturday, 8 May 2021 02:36 (three years ago) link
Mood
https://i.ibb.co/RcZH26G/IMG-20210511-194446-1.jpg
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 May 2021 23:54 (three years ago) link
Nice. Also, thanks for the dn.
― Deicide at Chuck E. Cheese (PBKR), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 00:08 (three years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/vxqDsRm/C71-ABFFF-D76-D-40-EB-AD10-A15-E1-FF4-B53-C.jpgchilling w some llamas & a one-eyed zdonkey on block island tbh
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 13 May 2021 18:13 (three years ago) link
I don't check this thread often enough but what a treat to see ilx legend Johnny crunch
― Chickpeas, Scamps and Beeves (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 13 May 2021 18:28 (three years ago) link
hard agree
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 13 May 2021 18:30 (three years ago) link
"tbh"
Why, should we normally expect people to lie about which New England island they're chilling at? Is "a one-eyed zdonkey" a former ilxor?
― Evan, Thursday, 13 May 2021 18:41 (three years ago) link
because you should never trust what an ilxor says
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 May 2021 18:44 (three years ago) link
"Wait a minute... that's Martha's Vineyard! I've been had!"
― Evan, Thursday, 13 May 2021 18:46 (three years ago) link
heres a better shot of the majestic zeedonk, she deserves to be seenhttps://i.ibb.co/t8pxTtK/38-DFEE9-E-75-A3-47-D6-953-C-EE7407-B9-D8-C5.png
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 13 May 2021 22:44 (three years ago) link
ok, I had assumed that zdonkey was just a typo.
― peace, man, Friday, 14 May 2021 10:40 (three years ago) link
Don’t you know that when you assume, it makes an… uh...
― epistantophus, Friday, 14 May 2021 11:19 (three years ago) link
everybody's got zdomething to hide cept for me and my zdonkey
― class project pat (m bison), Friday, 14 May 2021 11:59 (three years ago) link
Pry the mask from my cold dead face
https://i.imgur.com/OHr8LZy.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 May 2021 13:51 (three years ago) link