Free as a Dodo: UK Politics Welcomes 2021

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (4032 of them)

8 days of on-the-job mourning sounds about right

rob, Friday, 9 April 2021 13:42 (five years ago)

wtf does 8 days of mourning entail

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 9 April 2021 14:12 (five years ago)

Eight days of mourning means that his body will lie in state, and Loose Women be off the air, until the 17th.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 9 April 2021 14:15 (five years ago)

Losing a loved one, as so many families have this past year, is always heartbreaking. My thoughts are with Prince Philip’s family and all who loved him.

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) April 9, 2021

xyzzzz__, Friday, 9 April 2021 14:22 (five years ago)

8 days? For that useless old fucker? Pretty sure the Queen Mother didn't get 8 days of mourning.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Friday, 9 April 2021 14:22 (five years ago)

That's actually kinda ok as these things go, linking covid to this shit.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 9 April 2021 14:23 (five years ago)

Heads up to those who haven't heard yet: deliveroo drivers are on strike, might be a good idea to opt for something else if you want your Prince Philip Mourning Feast delivered.

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 9 April 2021 14:24 (five years ago)

My condolences on the loss of your pointless figurehead.

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 10 April 2021 04:00 (five years ago)

everyone in this thread is weeping, and that is a useful thing to post

CP Radio Gorgeous (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 10 April 2021 04:36 (five years ago)

In 2015 someone took the audio from the BBC’s coverage of a parade in North Korea and dubbed it over footage of a royal birthday parade outside Buckingham Palace. pic.twitter.com/l5d9njmFPv

— Laurie Charles (@TheStuffOfMemes) April 9, 2021

calzino, Saturday, 10 April 2021 06:25 (five years ago)

careful there calz, I made a joke about north korea on twitter yesterday and someone set that genocide-apologist tankie cunt l*uis alld*y on me.

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 10 April 2021 07:45 (five years ago)

such a fun guy!

calzino, Saturday, 10 April 2021 07:58 (five years ago)

you mean user L-

imago, Saturday, 10 April 2021 08:05 (five years ago)

A question about responses to the deaths of public figures:

If the current UK PM had perished of Covid-19 in 2020, how would you have reacted, eg on ILX?

the pinefox, Saturday, 10 April 2021 08:09 (five years ago)

xp ha! is that the same person! maybe this isn't the right thread for a 1000-word rant about the horrors I and my family have personally seen / experienced from the CCP.

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 10 April 2021 08:11 (five years ago)

xp 8 days' uncontrollable mirth

It’s transparent AOC & ‘the squad’ are the means by which they want to keep people invested in the current system. She’s not a socialist - she’s a capitalist imperialist with some social democratic tendencies (which she’ll likely drop) & it’s dishonest to portray her otherwise.

— Louis Allday (@Louis_Allday) December 23, 2020

this is a very instructive deep-dive

imago, Saturday, 10 April 2021 08:12 (five years ago)

not entirely sure that our esteemed unright comrade and *llday are the same person but

imago, Saturday, 10 April 2021 08:13 (five years ago)

by "deep dive" you mean "saying absolutely nothing of consequence in three twitter posts"?

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 10 April 2021 08:16 (five years ago)

no i'm the one doing a deep-dive!

imago, Saturday, 10 April 2021 08:19 (five years ago)

oh right.

anyway I don't think it's the same person, I remember talking to L on here about how stupid it is that some on the left rush to become stans of authoritative regimes, of which this is the prime example on twitter.

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 10 April 2021 08:21 (five years ago)

seems a lot more in the vein of the ostrander comics,

A question about responses to the deaths of public figures:

If the current UK PM had perished of Covid-19 in 2020, how would you have reacted, eg on ILX?


stop making me think about living in a better world ffs

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 10 April 2021 08:23 (five years ago)

lol at abandoned post remnant at the start of that

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 10 April 2021 08:24 (five years ago)

I'm not louis allday. those posts above are true enough given certain definitions but the kind of socialism he prefers is less of a break from social-democratic-capitalist-imperialism than he wants us to believe. he blocked me on twitter some time ago, possibly for calling the CCP capitalist or something

new display name (Left), Saturday, 10 April 2021 09:50 (five years ago)

I'm not louis allday.


sounds like something louis allday would say tbh

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 10 April 2021 09:53 (five years ago)

left isn't anywhere near to being a tankie wtf

strident does not automatically mean "loves the Chinese government"

Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 10 April 2021 10:06 (five years ago)

https://media.s-bol.com/J6Z7ZGw90XKK/550x718.jpg

commiserations on having to experience the dry run for the queen’s death

luckily we have our left-leaning daily newspaper over here to remind us that “Phil the Greek” was universally loved for being a cheeky fellow.

Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Saturday, 10 April 2021 10:07 (five years ago)

Im not louis allday im louis for the 8-4 shift

your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 April 2021 10:09 (five years ago)

I mean just look at this

Billboards in London showing pictures of Prince Philip. Christ. pic.twitter.com/SeLaMHzaVf

— REDDEAN (@MarxistDean) April 9, 2021

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 10 April 2021 10:19 (five years ago)

pure dystopia

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 10 April 2021 10:21 (five years ago)

no i'm the one doing a deep-dive!

― imago, Saturday, 10 April 2021 bookmarkflaglink

Better luck next time.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 10 April 2021 10:32 (five years ago)

xps

tankie is thrown around way too freely these days so here's a useful guide

tankies: louis allday, xi jinping, vladimir putin, henry kissinger

not tankies: me, AOC, chinese maoists, donald trump (maybe)

new display name (Left), Saturday, 10 April 2021 11:01 (five years ago)

polling time!

Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Saturday, 10 April 2021 11:16 (five years ago)

I can report there are no Royal tributes in the Kurdish food shops on Green Lanes, at least not as yet.

you've seen 'em given on a rainy tuesday night in stoke (Matt #2), Saturday, 10 April 2021 11:32 (five years ago)

itt: tankie policing

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 10 April 2021 11:39 (five years ago)

More blank than tank

Call of Scampi: Slack Nephrops (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 April 2021 11:41 (five years ago)

there is this gold-standard flag-fucker down the road from me with a big union jack hoisted to a proper fucking flag pole of the type you'd see on govt buildings or outside an embassy, none of this b+q shit! I was passing earlier and noticed it isn't even at half mast. I might attempt a citizen's arrest on them later.

calzino, Saturday, 10 April 2021 11:47 (five years ago)

All the bus stops with electronic advertising hoardings in Glasgow town centre this morning had a Phil memorial notice. I genuinely have no idea how people here feel about the 'Duke of Edinburgh', but it seemed a bit arselicking to me.

Ward Fowler, Saturday, 10 April 2021 11:55 (five years ago)

I don't think they're any fonder of him in Edinburgh!

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 10 April 2021 12:28 (five years ago)

Good job there won't be any fans at Celtic Park today for the minute's silence.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 April 2021 13:35 (five years ago)

Jookie Embra, RIP Big Man

mahb, Saturday, 10 April 2021 14:42 (five years ago)

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 45% (+4)
LAB: 36% (-1)
LDEM: 6% (-)
GRN: 4% (-1)

via @OpiniumResearch, 08 - 09 Apr
Chgs. w/ 26 Mar

— Britain Elects (@BritainElects) April 10, 2021

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 10 April 2021 20:09 (five years ago)

Might start watching Line of Duty, like my fellow leftists

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 10 April 2021 20:10 (five years ago)

Greetings, fellow leftists

Call of Scampi: Slack Nephrops (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 April 2021 21:38 (five years ago)

that psycho rogue armed cop in season 3 who drinks still mineral water in the pub, bullies his subordinates and executes a suspect cause he felt like it - well yeah Kieth would have definitely had his back!

calzino, Saturday, 10 April 2021 22:59 (five years ago)

TBF he had a troubled past.

the pinefox, Saturday, 10 April 2021 23:37 (five years ago)

aye it was a tough and troubling existence growing up a devout socialist in the tory heartlands of Surrey and attending a middling to above average posh grammar school with Norman Cook!

calzino, Saturday, 10 April 2021 23:52 (five years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EyrISqXW8AIZlUo?format=jpg&name=medium

at least Kieth's "vapid response" game is progressive. By the time the Queen kicks the bucket he'll in be in there at least an hour before the Tories with a gushing boilerplate obit.

calzino, Sunday, 11 April 2021 07:02 (five years ago)

"TBF he had a troubled past."

I think the first ep of season 3 is as far as I've got so far, will finish off that season at some point.

calzino, Sunday, 11 April 2021 07:28 (five years ago)

Can't see Queenie popping off before about 2027 myself, by which time Starmer will be a footnote anyway most likely.

it's popol vu all over again (Matt #2), Sunday, 11 April 2021 08:33 (five years ago)

Better not, Line of Duty's on at 2100

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 11 April 2021 08:46 (five years ago)


This thread has been locked by an administrator

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.