Things You Just Don't Care About

Prince Philip

He doesn't care about you either

not anymore!

You can't prove that.

I don't care much about the Prince but his cargo cult on Tanna is kinda rad:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00444/news-graphics-2007-_444478a.jpg

Haredim

I have heard way too much about prince phillip today, I wish he would just go away forever.

Tramp Stamps

nobody cares about Tramp Stamps, we are discussing how much we don't care across three threads now

might write and record a parody of I'm Too Sexy to show how little I care

I don't care about tramp stamps,
don't care about tramp stamps,
or if they're industry plants
I don't care about greta van fleet
don't care about greta von fleet
don't even listen to led zeppelin
I don't care about prince phillip

OK you get the idea

I don't care about the tramps
Don't care about the stamps
Shut up the fuck up gramps

Mookie Wilson

Aw Mookie? But I take comfort in the fact that somewhere out there Mookie cares about dinosaurs and so somewhere they must be caring about him. And if they care about him then I can care about him.

otm

easy for you to say, you're completely mookieproof

fair

Only 95% efficacy though

foodstuff classification semantics

"is a taco a sandwich" neither of these things are anything. shut up

I would care more if it wasn't just crap junk food

Is Die Hard a Christmas sandwich?? Huh? PLEASE DEBATE

^that is def a personality type to avoid

Nice bit of sub-ILXposting

that's most of the posts in this thread

* (north american sports) drafts

***** mock drafts

************** 're-running' the drafts of previous years given all that has been learned since

Amen to that.
And to foodstuff classification. Yes please tell me once again how a deep dish pizza should be called a casserole not a pizza, as if it fucking matters.

ok *rolls up sleeves, pulls out flowchart*

I hold with Ian Bogost’s metaphysics of Sandwich Monism, the core principle of which is that everything is a sandwich.

GD, pretty sure most of the people opining on foodstuff classification don't actually think it matters. There's a difference between pretending to care, as an unserious piece of jovial banter, and caring.

I care deeply about destroying western society’s addiction to boundary-drawing ontological discourse, since it stands in the way of queer liberation

Just like every cop is a criminal
And all the sandwiches are soups

Idk man ppl seem to be personally offended by the deep dish pizza thing in particular. But in general yes I agree, ymp.

oral histories of "iconic" pop culture moments

You got that thing about the Office on your Firefox new tab too, didn't you? Reminds me to disable that.

Ha, I just saw the same thing

Who the Republican "Conference Chair" is

https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/16f/6d5/8642d5e6a40d0007b8a1ca2f1f359708c1-30-culture-art.rsquare.w330.jpg

anything to do with 'cheugy'

Until he started trending on social media today I had no idea so many people gave a shit about Dick Van Dyke

Not even the Andy Kaufman connection?

I guess I wasn't aware there was one! Everything I know about him I know from Nick at Nite, oh and that Luther from Coach is his brother

bill and melinda gates

Martin Bashir conning the people's princess.

OTM.
its going to be proper blitz news story for the weekend.
classic dead cat.

Mail/Telegraph will have a field day. Think I'll be avoiding papers even more than usual in next few days.

"arrest this man for being a scummy shit unprofessional journalist" wouldn't be a good precedent to set for the UK fourth estate. But also the who gives a flying fuck quotient is up in orbit.

Some ambitious little shitbag of journalist getting one over on a gormless chinless wonder from the British ruling class, what's the problem?

How much you earn. Ban money.

Yes, that's one of the things in life that I have least interest in.

You think you can keep on going living like a king
Oohh babe, but I strongly doubt it

I would like to offer some friendly perspective to William and Harry and say: chill out lads, you'd think someone had got murdered the way you two are going on.