I find Uegene O'Neill quite appealing visually
― Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Friday, 9 April 2021 10:13 (five years ago)
Oo-ezhenn
"Gus Dudgeon" just sounds like someone choking to death on a boiled parsnip to me
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 9 April 2021 10:52 (five years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyVfkr6nsrkcmon man
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 April 2021 19:51 (five years ago)
Albuquerque Cosper Head
I was reading a story about the Iced Earth guitarist who was arrested for the Jan 6 thing, and another person indicted was listed. Had to re-read it a couple times to verify that "Albuquerque" wasn't where he was from, but his first name.
― nickn, Sunday, 18 April 2021 16:19 (five years ago)
counterpoint: albuquerque is a bitchin' name and should not have been wasted on a treason larper
― cat, Sunday, 18 April 2021 20:51 (five years ago)
I actually thought to put it in the great names thread, but didn't want to honor the dude.
― nickn, Sunday, 18 April 2021 21:24 (five years ago)
Tory Kittles
― Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Monday, 26 April 2021 17:36 (five years ago)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooper_Cronk
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 21:50 (five years ago)
blake flayton
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 24 May 2021 02:06 (five years ago)
Painter-of-cowboys Frederic Remington's mother, Clarissa (Clara) Bascom Sackrider
― Dan I., Monday, 24 May 2021 14:05 (five years ago)
I found a real life last name of "Dingus".
― Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 24 May 2021 14:26 (five years ago)
Susan Spain-Dunk
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Monday, 7 June 2021 03:32 (five years ago)
Oops I meant that for the great real names thread!
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Monday, 7 June 2021 03:36 (five years ago)
You just know she was called Dain Spunk at school
― Zelda Zonk, Monday, 7 June 2021 03:37 (five years ago)
Libby Purves
― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Monday, 7 June 2021 10:34 (five years ago)
Hugh McHugh
https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/19432603.hugh-mchugh-gangster-caged-major-etizolam-plant-haul/
― Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 July 2021 09:24 (four years ago)
"a known associate of Barney McGrew..."
― MoMsnet (calzino), Saturday, 10 July 2021 09:41 (four years ago)
Colin Pitchfork
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 10:45 (four years ago)
4.3
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 14:42 (four years ago)
Dook LaRue
https://www.showbizpizza.com/rae/characters/dook.html
― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 14:50 (four years ago)
a member of my rockafire explosion this morning
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 15:02 (four years ago)
Ole Kock Hansen, Danish Jazz pianist
― Shaidar Logoff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 19 July 2021 11:27 (four years ago)
saying it in a Sun City Girls Horse Cock Phepner voice forever in my head
Rougned Odor
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 24 July 2021 09:16 (four years ago)
it’s also kind of awesome thoughand he’s the only consistent player the Yankees seem to have
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 24 July 2021 09:17 (four years ago)
The backstory of Rougned Odor's name makes it even more awesomely abysmal. "Rougned" is a combination of his grandfather's name Douglas and his grandmother's name Nedia... but since all the males in his family have names beginning with the letter "R" they changed the "D" to "R." And who would want to be called Dougned Odor after all.
― Josefa, Saturday, 24 July 2021 14:41 (four years ago)
hahaha i am dying
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 24 July 2021 14:58 (four years ago)
incredible
Rougned Odor more like RaggNed Odsbloodhathilxnothreadforanticipationofthor. If you ask me
― Woolf & Stein 3d (wins), Saturday, 24 July 2021 15:10 (four years ago)
From today's Dear Prudence column at Slate:
"Help! My Parents Gave Me a Wacky, Offensive Name.I had it legally changed, and they still won’t stop using it."
Dear Prudence,
My parents gave me a really terrible name, that half-rhymes and contains a racial slur--think “Gypsy-Pixie,” and misspelled. (We are a white family.)...
So what could her name really be? (Is it really obvious and I'm being dense?)
― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 24 July 2021 16:03 (four years ago)
Tipsy Dixie?
― tean mean poleand cheaseang theas means hamseak feasts (breastcrawl), Saturday, 24 July 2021 16:17 (four years ago)
sorry, Typsi Dick C.
― tean mean poleand cheaseang theas means hamseak feasts (breastcrawl), Saturday, 24 July 2021 16:18 (four years ago)
I don't think it rhymes with Gypsy-Pixie, it has an internal rhyme
― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 24 July 2021 16:28 (four years ago)
Hammond Gammonplease to insert the misspelling yourself
― tean mean poleand cheaseang theas means hamseak feasts (breastcrawl), Saturday, 24 July 2021 16:35 (four years ago)
His uncle, Rouglas, played for eight seasons in Minor League Baseball for the Cleveland and Milwaukee Brewers organizations,[4][7]
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 24 July 2021 21:43 (four years ago)
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTrl1AJclpQu0oKUD_wcjpujruerVit-fVA3FNyxRi4vFO4vE-YG1vWHfMysr5tf6Lodnw&usqp=CAU
― Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Saturday, 24 July 2021 22:07 (four years ago)
thanks for the new dn
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 19:43 (four years ago)
https://i.redd.it/k4z7vvh8ozd21.png
― Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 28 July 2021 20:31 (four years ago)
LOL
― Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 20:48 (four years ago)
"Mummy, I did a Poppie Platt in my pants".
― Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 21:08 (four years ago)
Amelia Gentleman
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 29 July 2021 09:26 (four years ago)
...mindbending chemicals
― Neil S, Thursday, 29 July 2021 15:17 (four years ago)
for reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNm66KzI7Vk
― Neil S, Thursday, 29 July 2021 15:18 (four years ago)
Didn’t know whether to put this in the great or abysmal category so I went with both:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penda_Hair
― vmajestic, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 13:50 (four years ago)
Named after the 7th Century King of Mercia? or at least named after his hair.
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 14:52 (four years ago)
steele fortress
― joygoat, Wednesday, 11 August 2021 03:11 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/ecbCJhN.jpg
― Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Friday, 20 August 2021 16:33 (four years ago)
https://scontent.fmel8-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/237842780_10159694695486926_6567710758222200487_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=sWr9U-Kl69gAX-6X_jt&_nc_ht=scontent.fmel8-1.fna&oh=a482136af965447bf60077db2e3060c0&oe=614CA0D8
― Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Thursday, 26 August 2021 00:27 (four years ago)
Uh oh here come sic
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 August 2021 01:24 (four years ago)
https://meridiancity.org/council/tregbernt
― Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Saturday, 25 September 2021 09:58 (four years ago)