Alone in the Park - it's the Prem 2020-21 thread

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Delightful.

Callum Robinson’s five PL goals have all been against Chelsea.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 3 April 2021 13:23 (five years ago)

oh Sam i love u again

Call of Scampi: Slack Nephrops (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 April 2021 13:30 (five years ago)

Allardici masterclass

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Saturday, 3 April 2021 13:31 (five years ago)

Shameful barely covers it, Spurs have made so many mistakes.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 4 April 2021 13:34 (five years ago)

The only thing they have going for them is that Newcastle can’t defend either.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 4 April 2021 13:35 (five years ago)

Whenever I click on this thread during a Spurs game I think Oh they're losing only to check the score and find them drawing or more often winning

ignore the blue line (or something), Sunday, 4 April 2021 13:54 (five years ago)

Sanchez just seems unable to make an honest decision, he needs a long long rest away from the game, several years maybe

That second goal from kane is lowkey sensational

Newcastle are so shit we're only making them look good instead of our usual world-class

your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 April 2021 14:00 (five years ago)

Have i mentioned that the ref is a cunt

Nothing that will show up on motd, just clear fouls not given one way and a cunts booking for our first tackle.

Nothing just as i type for two hacks at ndombele

your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 April 2021 14:17 (five years ago)

Horrific now as we drop deep. Timing and decisions made individually on challenges just make you wonder what goes on

Twas ever thus i guess, bar the island of the poch years

your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 April 2021 14:25 (five years ago)

It’s bizarre. Getting soundly outplayed by arguably the worst team in the league atm.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 4 April 2021 14:27 (five years ago)

I get that jose eschews the concept of "outplaying" and possession etc im fine with that

I dont get how that means "kick the ball to the opposition, ignoring easy passes" or "dawdling on the ball in defence is good actually" neither of which would seem to follow

your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 April 2021 14:31 (five years ago)

The individual attempts at just kicking the ball oit of danger alone just boggle the mind

I would improve sanchez with ten mins training in the park, where this type of idiocy is allowed to persist at the level it does is worth a study i swear to fuck

your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 April 2021 14:33 (five years ago)

What is a back post, our collective defence is heard to ask, always

your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 April 2021 14:33 (five years ago)

lol

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 4 April 2021 14:48 (five years ago)

Absolutely no idea why I still bother.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 4 April 2021 14:49 (five years ago)

Cunts

your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 April 2021 14:49 (five years ago)

Never seen centre halves governed by brownian motion as much as every cunt ever to pull on our shirts, just fuckin sign two cunts called flotsam and jetsam and be done with this shit pretence at bothering

your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 April 2021 14:50 (five years ago)

Newcastle have been allowed 22 goal attempts, having managed 3 against Brighton last time.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 4 April 2021 14:53 (five years ago)

There isnt a man on the pitch tasked with nor seeking the role of preventing newcastle from doing anything here

your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 April 2021 14:54 (five years ago)

Confusion on my face as I very reluctantly put the "yes! ha ha ha! YES!" image on ice

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 4 April 2021 17:20 (five years ago)

Being able to emotionlessly crush the dreams of spirited relegation candidates surely a tonic of sorts and a sign of reemergence

imago, Sunday, 4 April 2021 17:40 (five years ago)

Wouldn't fucking know tbh

your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 April 2021 17:41 (five years ago)

Lingard is phenomenal.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 5 April 2021 19:31 (five years ago)

very quiet thread

imago, Monday, 5 April 2021 19:55 (five years ago)

Unbelievable again from Lingard, with five Wolves players trying to chase him down.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 5 April 2021 19:55 (five years ago)

Not bad from Traore either, tbf.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 5 April 2021 20:00 (five years ago)

Biscuits get that image ready for tonight

Call of Scampi: Slack Nephrops (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 April 2021 17:46 (five years ago)

Hmm

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 9 April 2021 22:02 (five years ago)

a result that sadly summarizes our season

Call of Scampi: Slack Nephrops (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 April 2021 10:17 (five years ago)

Fucking goal disallowed for an arm offside, VAR is bullshit

Call of Scampi: Slack Nephrops (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 April 2021 11:15 (five years ago)

Peter Walton watching a replay of a yellow like yeah that's a yellow, then it gets turned to a red by VAR and he's like yeah by the letter of the law that's a red

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 10 April 2021 12:23 (five years ago)

The guy's some kind of fucking doughnut

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 10 April 2021 12:24 (five years ago)

alioski pass for Leeds 2nd goal, precision, man city mugged while dreaming of champions league, wasteful city, resilient clinical leeds, amazingballs

Swanswans, Saturday, 10 April 2021 13:40 (five years ago)

Beautiful post

Call of Scampi: Slack Nephrops (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 April 2021 13:49 (five years ago)

lol var is good again

Call of Scampi: Slack Nephrops (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 April 2021 14:53 (five years ago)

Hard to say that martinez should do better with that robinson shot (which is exactly the kind of snap-decision technical effort i admire) but.....he probably should

your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 April 2021 15:30 (five years ago)

This is ominous tbh

your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 April 2021 16:43 (five years ago)

Looking at next year's champions here imo

your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 April 2021 17:02 (five years ago)

otoh, looking at next year's relegation bolters?

imago, Saturday, 10 April 2021 17:15 (five years ago)

xp Souness has just said the same so this definitely won't happen now

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 10 April 2021 19:10 (five years ago)

Intrigued you can kick someone in the head, at shoulder height, in the box and not give away a penalty.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 11 April 2021 11:41 (five years ago)

ASM is such a delight. Newcastle don’t deserve him.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 11 April 2021 12:27 (five years ago)

only just now watching y'days motd. wrighty with the dmx tribute!!!

oscar bravo, Sunday, 11 April 2021 13:04 (five years ago)

Havent felt less like watching a spurs game since avb vs liverpool

your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 April 2021 15:34 (five years ago)

idk if you can disallow a goal for that.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 11 April 2021 16:07 (five years ago)

Get tae fuck

Number None, Sunday, 11 April 2021 16:07 (five years ago)

That should be him off tbh his first yellow was a shocker and there should have been no leeway for him after

your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 April 2021 16:09 (five years ago)

Lovely goal.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 11 April 2021 16:11 (five years ago)

Well I'm a bit ticked off now

Number None, Sunday, 11 April 2021 16:11 (five years ago)

I could understand it tbf

your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 April 2021 16:13 (five years ago)


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