Vaccines, Infrastructure, and Kids In Cages: US Politics April 2021

But how would they prove it to gain the points?

Oh, I know....

You got to be pretty damn clueless to be rattling the gates of power and have this type of lunacy going on in the closet then not expect it to blow back. White trash with money.

Boehner speaks!

In the 2010 midterm election, voters from all over the place gave President Obama what he himself called “a shellacking.” And oh boy, was it ever. You could be a total moron and get elected just by having an R next to your name—and that year, by the way, we did pick up a fair number in that category.

Boehner then chuckled ruefully, swirling a large glass of red wine before draining it in a single thirsty sip

OH COME ON!

— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) April 1, 2021

That Boehner piece is pretty amazing. Too many quotable paragraphs, but the conclusion is particularly choice:

There is nothing more dangerous than a reckless asshole who thinks he is smarter than everyone else. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Senator Ted Cruz.

Yeah, holy shit at the Boehner article. Old man dngaf swag for days.

NB: Hope Boehner dies soon.

Boehner then chuckled ruefully, swirling a large glass of red wine before draining it in a single thirsty sip

while counting the money he is making off legal weed that he as against during his time in congress.

I can't imagine anyone loving red wine enough to make it their drink of choice. Always with dinner and occasionally with lunch, but just, like, glass after glass? Ick. Never.

No, that’s incorrect; red wine is delicious.

I can’t believe Gaetz paid for sex with CASHAPP!

i can! it's typical white man privileged behavior to not think that any of this shit will come back to you so who cares.

lol fox news just quickly mentioning the very improved job numbers that came out and moved on real quick

I can't imagine anyone loving red wine enough to make it their drink of choice. Always with dinner and occasionally with lunch, but just, like, glass after glass? Ick. Never.

Noted!

Gaetz and Greenberg at AIPAC in 2018 pic.twitter.com/3CChzmZuMY

— Sarah Kendzior (@sarahkendzior) April 2, 2021

According to three people with direct knowledge of the incident: Greenberg visited the Lake Mary, Florida branch of his tax collection agency that weekend. Grainy surveillance footage captured Greenberg standing near a manager’s desk with another man. Greenberg forgot to set the alarm on the way out, which concerned the assistant branch manager when she walked into the office Monday morning. That employee was surprised to find that driver licenses—which are normally turned in when expired at the tax office for shredding—were scattered all over the desk instead of in the appropriate disposal basket. She reviewed the camera footage and alerted her boss, who in turn contacted Greenberg via text.

“Did you happen to visit the Lake Mary Office on the weekend?” the text message read.

The image obtained by The Daily Beast shows that Greenberg allegedly responded: “Yes I was showing congressman Gaetz what our operation looked like. Did I leave something on?”

Starting to feel like Gaetz is patient zero in an epidemic I've long predicted would follow in Trump's wake, namely people who breathlessly watched him recklessly do whatever he wanted while suffering no consequence and thought 'I want a piece of that' without ever realizing that few people are that lucky. And that Trump-level recklessness is basically the express lane to Lucklessville.

I think the idea that what the Republican base really wants is a candidate who does all the stuff they wish they could do (be rich, talk shit, dunk libs, get laid) is going to drive Republican behavior for quite some time

I just looked at Matt Gaetz’ venmo and he apparently knows a lot of extremely young looking women lol

— the artist fka coincelpro (@peachofababy) June 17, 2020

Wait, he had one?

Luke Ball, the communications director for Rep. Matt Gaetz, has resigned, according to a person familiar.
Ball quit out of principle, according to the person. @LACaldwellDC

— Chris Jansing (@ChrisJansing) April 2, 2021

after years of doing a job that required he have no principles, he found a principle

This is why you always involve your key support staff in your orgies with child sex slaves, and get it on video — so they can't quit on you when you come to a few bumps in the road.

When @SpeakerBoehner was recording his audiobook I was told by sources that during these wine-soaked sessions he would deviate from the book’s text and insert random violent attacks on @tedcruz. Well, here’s some tape (listen to the end): pic.twitter.com/NFCQ2QFdTT

— Jonathan Swan (@jonathanvswan) April 2, 2021

lmao!!

Fuck John Boehner obviously BUT he's also right about a lot of that stuff obv. I'm watching this dynamic play out in real time here locally, where our dominant county GOP is being progressively taken over by crazies. It used to have two pretty well-defined factions: the "silk stocking" crowd, who hate taxes but are relatively socially moderate and believe in functional competent government, and the more rural-based GOBs who mostly view local government as a patronage program. Now we have this whole third contingent of suburban evangelical libertarian anti-mask Trumpoids — a good many of whom have moved here recently from out of state, fleeing "Taxifornia" or whatever — and they are huge assholes who basically hate everyone, including the established party people. They have no governing philosophy beyond never raise taxes and pwn the libs, they're terrible at government, and they're big on social media theatrics. Not a promising evolution.

of course boehner can both be right about how he's helped destroy the country _and_ an asshole

Let us never forget this hero: pic.twitter.com/bWIk5zAe6s

— MaryJoy (@tweetsfromhere) April 2, 2021

Gaetz's chin is a poem.

Feel like you're underrating his forehead

https://i.redd.it/3222a1v87v661.jpg

Something's up

🚨🚨Capitol staff just got this text message

I’m in the Capitol and will keep everyone posted here. pic.twitter.com/ydQGyCJcof

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) April 2, 2021

This as well

Large police presence and two stretchers being brought out pic.twitter.com/EmidoLP0PT

— Jacqui Heinrich (@JacquiHeinrich) April 2, 2021

Gaetz's chin is a poem.

― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, April 2, 2021 11:29 AM (forty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

A villainelle

Kinda reminding me so far of that tragic case a few years back

Appears that a car smashed into the barrier. Two people are on stretchers. Can’t see whether it’s an officer or civilian pic.twitter.com/Ud5WYGyKFu

— Jacqui Heinrich (@JacquiHeinrich) April 2, 2021

There are reports (unconfirmed) that two @CapitolPolice officers have been shot.

— Steve Herman (@W7VOA) April 2, 2021

Helicopter landing in lawn.

🚨🚨A helicopter just landed on the east front of the Capitol. I’ve never seen anything like this before. ever. pic.twitter.com/LxV0mywRSe

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) April 2, 2021

CRITICAL INCIDENT: USCP is responding to the North Barricade vehicle access point along Independence Avenue for reports someone rammed a vehicle into two USCP officers. A suspect is in custody. Both officers are injured. All three have been transported to the hospital. pic.twitter.com/4TXIdulJc6

— U.S. Capitol Police (@CapitolPolice) April 2, 2021

yikes

This is bad, but sadly predictable. The Trump coup attempt will reverberate for at least a couple more years.

Why would antifa do this

Cop and suspect are dead.

oh man Capital Police not having a good year

Robert Contee of the Washington, DC, Metropolitan Police Department has just said at the briefing outside the US Capitol that the attack by a man driving a car at Capitol Police officers “does not appear to be terrorism related”.

so he's white

hm

Whoa. MLB announces it is pulling this year's All-Star game and the amateur draft from Georgia. pic.twitter.com/QqJzR3lAcy

— Lindsey Adler (@lindseyadler) April 2, 2021

so he's white

Well there must be some reason they're dismissing the terrorist angle. If it was Europe the first reaction to a car being driven at people who are then attacked by knives would be to assume it's an Islamist attack.

"terrorism" is a highly elastic term that has been stretched so far that it has lost most of its meaning. if, for example, the attacker was socially alienated and politically disaffected, but this attack was purely a demonstration of that fact rather than an attempt to change anything in any particular direction, does that make it "terrorism"?

awesome (re MLB)

Tremendous!

wow that seems uh...pretty big