Free as a Dodo: UK Politics Welcomes 2021

Just checking in

Great evening back out on the doors with the Orford massive, checking in with local residents about issues and concerns, and speaking to them about their priorities ahead of the upcoming council elections!🌹 pic.twitter.com/CiN5zCDDD9

— Charlotte Nichols (@charlotte2153) April 1, 2021

"Dealing with traveller incursions" on the flyer

and Nichols seems among the best newcomers :(

it's mask off time in the UK

Whittome and Sultana of the new intake are the only MP's I've seen with any backbone.

No no it's all fine, just a misunderstanding stoked by the term 'incursions'

??????? pic.twitter.com/XIiFfXy2py

— pressed peanut sweepings (@iggigg) April 1, 2021

As one of the responses to that tweet has said, she's in it for a career.

lol, another social media catastrophe day for Kieth, he was only trying to boost his law & order rep by highlighting his DPP background but unfortunately it has only resulted in Jimmy Savile trending

In awe of a professional politician pretending not to know what ‘incursions’ means / implies.

As others have pointed out, if she genuinely thought that she was campaigning for permanent pitches / services for the GRT community, the new leaflets will presumably say ‘permanent pitches and services for the GRT community’ on them.

This is better. But this is part of the really tiresome drama with left Labour MPs

A statement: pic.twitter.com/PDYsaHwmJV

— Charlotte Nichols (@charlotte2153) April 2, 2021

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— Nadhim Zahawi (@nadhimzahawi) April 2, 2021

what font would Jesus use?

Klannish image

I think he'd avoid anything Roman.

(xp)

I'm still trying to get over Boris Johnson in a B&Q fleece. He really does like the fancy dress box, doesn't he?

Stealing valour. This man has never faced up the tool aisle, and it shows

I knew that Charlotte Nichols apology reminded me of something

https://drskagra.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/53n7i.png

xp

no DeWalter, the softy.

A church that preaches conversion therapy. Good one, Sir Keir. https://t.co/PubcuhUz5o

— Elvis Buñuelo (@Mr_Considerate) April 2, 2021

it's a daily operation is the Kieth project - no time to stop and reflect on the last scandal from a few hours before.

Not just a homophobic church, the exact same homophobic church Theresa May got rinsed for visiting.

See, when it was the run up to the last election, Boris was very adamant that he had to defeat Corbyn.

He's not so fussed about removing Starmer.

Politics : Trending

Jim Davidson

Nope

To @Keir_Starmer's team... Fair warning... I'm currently writing an article which it's in your interest to stop me from writing, by convincing me I don't need to.

You have my number.
You've got a few days to use it.

— Femi😷 (@Femi_Sorry) April 3, 2021

a shot across the bow from Femi ... lol!

How long can it take to type "Kieth is a nob"?

he knows what Kieth didn't do last summer..

On an unrelated note Cold War Steve is fucking shit for people who find Banky a bit too subtle

Totally forgotten what this cunt sounds like but lol.

honestly believe it to be a grand conspiracy that even now the press have decided it's ok to criticise Starmer, not one has mentioned that his voice sounds exactly like: https://t.co/K6iVsJY48d

— korn_street_slang_for_death.mp3 (@wariotifo) April 3, 2021

Would walk a hundred miles through a storm till our feet bleed to canvas for this woman. She hasn't once looked the other way. She never had to be shamed into speaking up for us she does it because it's the right thing to do. https://t.co/DFyJMwyuQ1

— GRTSocialists (formerly LabourGRT) (@GRTSocialists) April 3, 2021

Police threw Legal Observer bustcards on the floor and then tried to threaten them with littering tickets... disgusting https://t.co/x5LSNGIdTe

— Moya Lothian-Mclean (@mlothianmclean) April 3, 2021

🤷‍♂️ What kind of tone deaf PR man would advise Starmer to use a phrase like ‘taking off my mask’ right now? pic.twitter.com/LBceZa3xLr

— Tim Walker (@ThatTimWalker) April 3, 2021

lol could you even trust this ham-faced ham-fisted poltroon to boil an egg.

"I'm looking forward to opening the throttle" reveals autoerotic asphyxiation enthusiast

a secret member of the orange order

as well as terrible PR during a pandemic "taking off the mask" also suggests he was previously cowering behind a disguise and lacking the courage to do the bare minimum required of an opposition leader. Why put the fucking mask on in the first place, dickhead.

Masks beneath masks until suddenly the bare bloodless skull

ftp always and forever

Hearing details about how dehumanising police treatment of protesters and LOs has been. One person got told remove their hijab in a room full of male officers. Reports of invasive and unwarranted search procedures too.

— Moya Lothian-Mclean (@mlothianmclean) April 4, 2021

Nothing to see here just @roysmithpolice, who was the boss of cops who took selfies with the bodies of murdered Nicole Smallman and Bibaa Henry but has since been promoted, RTing Turning Point UK, a far right group. pic.twitter.com/Ist51MrhEC

— Simon Vessey (@Simon_Vessey) April 4, 2021

Here are some other recent tweets. This is aggro-copaganda on social media. pic.twitter.com/KsV9flgpXB

— Simon Vessey (@Simon_Vessey) April 4, 2021

🚨@blkprotestlegal Legal Observers out now, last released at 9am. But there are many ppl still in custody in stations across #London. If anyone has capacity please volunteer for arrestee support today - info below. Solidarity to all legends supporting in last 24 hrs #KillTheBill https://t.co/BilOiWK2iV

— Zehrah Hasan (@zedhas3) April 4, 2021

Love how “your tiny circle of friends online” turned out to be a mass movement that shut down 25 cities today

Ngl the people that were arguing against abolishing the police back in early 2020, claiming “its not popular on the doorstep”, i’d seriously be looking at my politics rn pic.twitter.com/skX1nzG2wL

— Read Black Marxism (@decolonialcommi) April 3, 2021

Police lie all the time, especially about incidents involving them. The worst thing isn’t even that they lie, but that the media, journalists, politicians and commentators will uphold and repeat those lies without question and this is somehow normal

— end police violence (@LCAPSV) March 25, 2021

Yesterday we saw horrendous scenes of police violence at #KillTheBill protests across the UK. People were pepper sprayed, attacked, and violently arrested.

The police will continue to escalate their attack towards those of us opposing their bill.

We will not be cowed. pic.twitter.com/3tk4zhVK8p

— Sisters Uncut (@SistersUncut) April 4, 2021

During a series of #KillTheBill raids in Bristol, plain-clothed police pretending they were postal workers forced their way into homes of two young women, with one threatened with a Taser. Neither was arrested.

This is a shameful abuse of police power https://t.co/tQCeiTL21U

— Netpol (@netpol) April 4, 2021

fucking violent gestapo agents disguised as postal workers

ppl defending coppers on social media rn need to choke on their fucking flags

thing is when Kieth is trying to attack the Tories for being incompetent on Law & Order is he suggesting that cops need an extra free hand to additionally throttle people while they are smashing their heads in? Such a great time to be pushing the dialogue even further to the authoritarian hard right, cheers mate. Maybe Labour will be running with Prisons Prisons Prisons by 2023.

Hi @metpoliceuk @MPFed. Who are "these people"? The man posing who altered the message by holding two banners together to change it is American anti-Left activist/writer Barrett Brown. As we can see he's clearly in your employ, as he is allowed free reign behind your cordon. https://t.co/M1Dbeey8Di pic.twitter.com/E37ZNkpESS

— ❄Steel Snowflake❄💙🟨🟥 (@Groot66) April 4, 2021

All this fuss over a COP SKILL banner idgi

A Sunday night tweet

Given the amount of times I've had my passport or provisional drivers license scanned to get into a club, vaccine certification for the riskiest events (like nightclubs) just doesn't seem very dystopian to me. Am I being complacent?

— Michael Walker (@michaeljswalker) April 4, 2021

As one who doesn't possess a passport nor a provisional driving license, glad I've been to the same club as this smug LSE prick! I'm really starting to hate that novara media crew with a passion. As usual when it comes to opposing creeping authoritarianism old lefties like Jeremy Corbyn and David Davis are on the correct side of the argument!

never been

I did wonder

within a decade Novara will be the new Spiked - you saw it here first! Ash Sakar is a self-declared "libertarian communist" with a more than modest buy-to-let portfolio and also now appears on the Moral Maze every week. It's written in the stars!

and Bastani is a fucking bell-end.

to anyone who considers themselves a socialist of any stripe, the concept of a vaccine inequity driven ID scheme should be a fucking no-brainer.

I tried to get a provisional driving license when they were unrolling UC after reading some horror stories but abandoned the project because it cost thirty odd quid and I couldn't think of anyone to give me a reference. Obv I didn't try very hard but like with voter ID it's all geared towards favouring middle-class + upwards people, not foreigns, poor workers or subhuman benefits scum.

Buy-to-let portfolio? This is... news?

Not really conclusive proof nor reliable, but there was a post from a regular shitposter showing some companies house details with her name on it a couple of weeks back that confirmed to me she profits from black mould!