Mostly Apolitical Thread for Discussing/Venting our Rational/Irrational COVID-19 Fears and Experiences in 2020

wouldnt say i lied but used a generous interpretation of my job to score an appointment

same

(if you get vaccinated before this thread hits 10k posts, you get a free doughnut)

doesn't everyone who is vaccinated get free Krispy Kreme?

then next year we'll all get free insulin

still waiting on my free dr pepper from when chinese democracy came out

I was prepared to lie in order to see my kids sooner but then I realized that while children in general are less susceptible to this, they both have asthma and that even vaccinated the information I've found to date on whether you can still get someone else sick who hasn't been vaccinated has not been conclusive.

second round of under 16 testing is happening now so hopefully that'll speed up the timetable for you

as it happens KK is giving a free doughnut to antivaxers too:
https://www.grubstreet.com/2021/03/how-to-get-free-krispy-kreme-doughnuts.html

Choosing to receive the vaccine is a highly personal decision,” the company’s small print explains. “If you have made the personal decision to not receive the COVID vaccine, please visit us on Mondays, 3/29/21 – 5/24/21, to receive a free Original Glazed® doughnut and a medium brewed coffee to get your week off to a good start.”

wtf

(It's secretly a vaccine-filled donut, shhh.)

In this case “vaccine” is a euphemism for “poop”

It really is the most spineless form of 'w-w-well, we don't want to offend any of our valued customers!' equivocating bullshit. 'One free donut to everyone participating in this anti-fascist rally! But we understand that opposing fascism is a difficult choice, so also one free donut to everyone decked out in full SS regalia.'

I don't know why I'd expect a corporation to take a (righteous) moral stance on any issue.

And also, yes, I recognize the valid reasons why certain people won't or can't vaccinate. But something tells me Krispy Kreme's stance isn't that nuanced.

Tempted to agree with that OL, but at the same time I'm hoping this keeps their employees from having anti-vax, anti-mask blowhards from indignantly rage-screaming in their faces.

Meaning, yes, I'd wish they'd stick to their guns, but at the same time it's the underpaid people manning their stores that are going to suffer from the ragey "where's mah donut" crowd.

This is strictly a legal "if you offer something, you must offer it to everyone" thing AFAICT; this is the same reason why all sweepstakes have "No purchase necessary" disclaimers on them.

oh right, thanks

dan m - if you can travel, try cash wise pharmacy in outstate, I got a march 30th appointment in Moorhead last night

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I'd been looking at some of these, yeah. Driving more than about an hour from the cities really isn't an option for me, but there was a ton of availability at metro Walgreens early this morning and the site crashed for me as I was about sign up. Hopefully that's the case going forward and I just need to get up earlier to schedule.

oh also j/v/c

Big @Walgreens vaccine appt. drop in Chicago. Now.

— Brad Edwards (@tvbrad) March 26, 2021

xpost - there's a Minneapolis Vaccine Hunters group on FB that's pretty helpful

Cool that pandemic vaccinations are basically being run like a PlayStation launch

xpost yeah, there are a ton of appointments here next week. My wife got one, working on getting my daughter one right now.

It'd be pretty cool if the Walgreens website would stop telling that I need to fill out the profile information that I've already filled out before I can proceed to making an appointment. Doubly cool that the state of public health depends upon the efficacy of their web dev team.

^^^that's what it did to me this morning, right before it crashed

Ours sent my daughter an identity verification code that it then doesn't accept, been on hold forever to hopefully clear it up.

Oh never mind, didn't realize they still weren't allowing appointments in the future.

Note that I ended up having to clock out of work early...feel like I was hit by a bus. Going to lay in bed and read for the rest of the day

the "profile not updated" thing happened with me here in AZ, was able to get it, though the absolute panic I felt at (temporarily) not being able to book my vaccine appointment because their record of my gender was blank (I'm trans) was AWFUL

still, getting vaxxed on Sunday, wooooo!

Just scheduled Pfizer for Tuesday.

too much vaccine

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/26/us/biden-coronavirus-vaccine.html

Hooray for everyone getting vaxxed! Mr. Jaq and I are eligible on Wednesday, very excited!

Surely the US buying and giving away vaccine worldwide complete with freezer trucks and American flag stickers would be the diplomatic coup of the millennium. A lay-up.

whoa change of plans instead of 5 weeks from now i have an appointment tomorrow holy shit, what do i wear

barely enough time to figure out the nearest krispy kreme location

Go nekkid, more options for shots.

super happy to see this rollout response of people getting appointments here

Yep, going to sheepishly admit that my pessimism was proven incorrect. I snagged a first shot appointment for Wednesday through the massive Walgreen's drop.

Could have had one tomorrow, but I technically don't become eligible until Monday so I passed over that one.

Yay!

Also charge trump with crimes against the state for not doing what we're doing now starting in November

I was honestly stunned to see how many open appointments there were, all over the city. I've yet to see even close to that many options at once, something must have shaken loose in the supply.

Congrats John!

oh thank fucking god, jon

Or jon or jic sorry, anyway very happy for you!

I know you are all happy that I'm going to shut the fuck up about this. For the record, just want to acknowledge my privilege in having a job that will let me take off in the middle of the day and the ability to drive a little ways to get this and I hope that this supply increase is going to help people without those advantages also get more appts.

Bracing for what it will be like on Monday when they open up vaccines to everyone in TX, hopefully not a total clusterfuck, cautiously optimistic.

I find the whole Krispy Kreme controversy extremely silly because they give away free donuts every single day and have done so for as long as I can remember.

There are no Krispy Kreme outlets convenient to me. If they are only giving away free donuts to walk-ins, I demand they start delivering them, too!

It's OK for my teen to take an AP exam in person, right? It's going to be in a huge arena, lots of airspace, everyone masked obv. and I assume far apart. They offer it online but for the online exam you have to do the questions in order and you can't go back, it seems kinda bad.

My hospital's system is urging me to make a vax appt but I tried every day from now until the end of April and none were available. Hmmmm.

I feel like when I took AP tests the seating was already pandemic compliant, to cut down on cheating.

So, um...are they just like not doing anything at vax sites to confirm whether someone meets eligibility requirements? Several of our neighbors (who afaik are all in the same 'middle-aged adult with no mitigating health circumstances' tier as me) were all like 'we're going to the United Center to get jabbed!' and I was all like 'uhh, guys, they've been real specific about the Chicago-only zip codes they're accepting and our suburban zip code is not one of them, I hate to see y'all make that trip just to be disappointed'. Buuuut then they totally got their jabs. Are these 'requirements' just a total bullshit smokescreen?

I have absolutely no idea. I've seen reports saying that in some places absolutely no one asks, but I've also heard of people being turned away.

As far as the UC site goes, I was under the impression that all of that screening was done online when you signed up, so they could skip the whole screening process on site and speed things up. Sounds like they may have fudged the appointment sign up and no one asked on site, assuming they were all good if they made it that far.

I think the eligibility requirements are just to discourage people from going, and they don't want to put up barriers at the actual sites? I haven't heard of anyone being turned away once they get there.

Going from the 'burbs to the city for a shot seems much shadier than going from the city to outlying areas (where population density and demand is lower, and they're more likely to have a surplus).