Free as a Dodo: UK Politics Welcomes 2021

McD could be the kindly nurturing Martin Sheen character, well if he wasn't a fkin cop!

Sell-by dates ‘far too cautious’, says peer who found 20-year-old biscuit 'perfectly edible'

another from the "normal country" series.

It's a best before date if you don't know the difference between that and a use by date then get the fuck out of the legislature

hey remember those police who had broken bones and a punctured lung yeah we lied about that to set a narrative yeah soz!

It's the thought that counts eh?

he says, creating a strawman of the uk left pic.twitter.com/M8MW9pb5uU

— Cynical Bathtub (@cynical_bathtub) March 25, 2021

the Remainiacs/Orwell book clown is - even by aggro-melt standards - still completely removed from reality .

I’m just waiting for the men who run those podcasts to stop using a known sex pest as a contributor.

its like a the end of The Animals Farm where the farm animals look in at the farmhouse window and inside the dogs are playing poker

I think we can judge the good faith of a comment by how much it elides actual stuff that has happened

These are all excellent responses to an unbelievably bad and mendacious tweet!

the name of his podcast is so perfect. Oh God What Now. politics as an irritating interruption to what would otherwise have been a fine state of affairs.

always really sad when ppl whom I like to hear talk about culture and literature express anything but utter contempt for remainiacs dude :(

lol I'd never heard of the "Oh God What Now" remainiacs sequel, still had to check just to make sure you weren't making it up!

Like with the New European, you've got to admire the acumen of finally starting up a vehicle for pro-remain propaganda some time after the referendum

Makes more sense as a vehicle for pro-Remain grift

https://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/19187240.batley-grammar-teacher-suspended-prophet-muhammad-cartoon/

edgelording, it's not just a French thing

What a dickhead. I don't know if he's just a very thick racist or if he was high on something, but if you try pulling Islamophobic shit like that in Batley there will be uproar. Not that I'm suggesting it would have been excusable in St Whitenfred's Grammar School in Toryland either.

The whole country is high right now, no need for a drug test.

deranged nationalism doesn't show up in your piss

apparently i would be dangerously threatening free expression if i say i hope they sack him

They better sack the cunt because the school has got a good rep to protect, my younger brother and a niece went there and David Peace is also a notable old Batelian!

oh yeah and also umpteen minor county cricketers, Sir Titus Salt and the keyboardist from maximo park!

David Peace is also a notable old Batelian!

Mohammed. Mohammed. The Prophet Mohammed.
Mohammed.

There is no God but God and Mohammed is his messenger.

A picture.
A picture of Mohammed.

A picture of the Prophet Mohammed.

It's a religion of Peace, after all.

lmao jim

the way people of the right will conflate some dim-witted racist getting sacked for being grossly offensive to ethnic minorities as an attack on freedom of speech issue is going to be with us for a long time forever now.

"So, is it OK to criticise Churchill and not get sacked"

"Ummm........... Yeahhhhhhhhhjhssssss....."

Here is my Statement in response to Twitter requests. It is an abuse of the contribution of Milk to peace and harmony and co-operation globally, and particularly disrespectful of cows in Ireland, North and South, for Milk to be used in any anti lockdown or anti vaccine protests. https://t.co/92arRSST4v

— Mike Gapes (@MikeGapes) March 25, 2021

On the 25th March 2021 Mike Gapes begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware an hour ago.

YES

Gapesy saw “milk prick mp” trending, then saw it was this other clown & was like I’m not fucking having this!

can't be milk prick mp if you're not an mp <guy tapping his head.gif>

They also questioned why the use of the image had been included in the curriculum.

As per the situation in France this is one thing I don't get. I'd come to think it was teachers going off script with visual material because if it's on script why aren't there far more incidents like this?

the offensive cartoon is part of the RE curriculum?

I'm picturing a local parish council up in arms because a Muslim RE teacher had shown the kiddiewinks a picture of Piss Christ, possibly the Daily Mail reaction would be a little different should this most unlikely of circumstances transpire.

Did you know that you're paying for @pritipatel to see a diet consultant?

🤷‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/IVp5wbXAxg

— Lloyd🛡️Hardy (@lloydhardy) March 26, 2021

who among us hasn't blown over two grand at an Albanian electronics store using taxpayers' money?

Breaking: Alex Salmond to stand for Holyrood for new pro-independence Alba Party. He will be the leader

— Paul Hutcheon (@paulhutcheon) March 26, 2021

So Alex Salmond's launching a new party the Slimy Alleged Rapist Party Alba. Here's hoping it's the biggest disaster in electoral history.

(xp) !!!!!

"He will be the leader". Now there's a surprise.

The launch has been a hilarious series of cock-ups.

This fucking guy.

How would supporters of this bill justify physical police interference were it to be enforced at an NHS march for pay, regardless of lockdown measures?

Should they set the dogs on nurses and doctors who've worked their butts off and received a measly, barely-existant pay rise?

Do they really love the NHS or do they just like clapping?

Either way, if the bill goes through it's worth remembering that standing on your doorstep banging a saucepan counts as a noisy "annoying" disturbance and could get them arrested.

Terfs got a tough choice ahead of them now. xp

Jesus, he's got that cunt Stuart Campbell as one of the 'journalists' asking him questions.

at least you can i.d. him from all the other Stuart Campbell's in Scotland as he's a spectacularly ugly gobshite!

Even my mum thinks Alex is a total arsewipe and she's completely uninterested in UK politics. But as a regular Russia Times watcher she remembers his show!

It does look like Alba is attracting all the rockets the SNP has been struggling to work/deal with for a while. Because they’re only standing for lists it also doesn’t really risk the indy majority. At very worst they end up relying on him for coalition but that seems far-fetched rn

Will 🍒 join?

should be called The Rocket Party