batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton

Of course "Citizen Cattle" immediately made me think of this (sorry):

https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a0838408858_10.jpg

That's not how you spell "defecation"!

Of course, they can draw that cartoon and never once worry whether we should be treating actual cows that way.

Of course, they can draw that cartoon and never once worry whether we should be treating actual cows that way.

I guarantee you that the members of Cattle Decapitation worry a whole lot about how cows are treated. That's kind of the whole message of the band — environmentalism, animal rights, bioethics, etc., etc.

Someone doesn't know anything about grindcore and it shows

I meant the right-wing cartoon above.

smh @ garrison's George Floyd cartoon that I'm not even going to link to

good idea

this one is funny though

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQ9FUMbUwAAxsAW?format=jpg&name=medium

why a punisher shirt

"microaggressed" as a verb

https://i.imgur.com/jmM2w5q.png

i dont have any idea what this is referencing but lmao pic.twitter.com/teNTtGAlJL

— kim possible facts (@kimpossiblefact) May 14, 2021

PRONOUN TRAIN

lol I was just about to post this

ngl, "Black Lives Matterhorn" is pretty good

what is the M word?

VACCINATED ONLY
NO TRUMP SUPPORTERS ALLOWED

kinda redundant there

xp

https://i.imgur.com/v6BXjiY.jpg

it's still too soon

At least both sides agree that Donald Duck is racist.

Who's that on the front of the pronoun train?

I'm guessing Kamala Harris?

garrison always gets in a dig at how we all worship that eye at the top of the pyramid on the dollar

In Conspiracyland it's the Eye of the Illuminati, aiui.

yesssss, tell us mooooore, we want to be indoooooctrinaaaated....

maga? midget?

"Mouse", I imagine?

He had to update his essay with a postscript: https://grrrgraphics.com/woke-disney/

😆 pic.twitter.com/hEEFOdKcxx

— Shane Bettenhausen (@ShaneWatch) April 17, 2021

pearls

so if the “m” word is “mouse”, I guess by analogy he thinks the “n” word is just a harmless description?

at a guess he would pull out the old "it just means black!" argument, though he has so far not been dumb enough to say that out loud.

I’m starting to think this Ben Garrison guy is a very bad man!

The m word is master I think

https://64.media.tumblr.com/bad459d1da893812e774019d04b0238e/89145d91bd0f9c61-95/s1280x1920/489d2ce32f0f7ad88aa7e331f20772fdd527c4be.png

Fuck yeah!

What year is this, though?

it's the long 50's

I've not done a comprehensive study on this, but I'm from a Catholic background and didn't know any contemporaries who weren't already either expert f/t masturbators or naughty little clumsy fumblers by our first sex education lessons. Given by an ex Jesuit missionary who told one of us to "mind our business" when we asked him if he was still a virgin!

Strange to say, the iconography of that cartoon is exactly backwards.

where is my fuck yeah! shirt

https://i.redd.it/og0tzffjq4971.jpg

just a meme, but clearly coming straight from garrison's base.

I don’t even get how you get from A to B there

I just wanna have the "So climate change is...good?" conversation. Like, show your work, please.

I think the vibe is more that the people who are loudest about climate change being bad only 'really' care about it as a stick to beat white people with? It's not clear to me whether China is supposed to be white here.

A remarkable display of mental gymnastics.

I just wanna have the "So climate change is...good?" conversation. Like, show your work, please

Not trying to defend it in any way, but you only have to look to the US Senate to find this BS being promoted.

This white paper summarizes the views of the CO2 Coalition, a new and independent, non-profit organization that seeks to engage thought leaders, policy makers, and the public in an informed, dispassionate discussion of how our planet will be affected by CO2 released from the combustion of fossil fuel. Available scientific facts have persuaded Coalition members that additional CO2 will be a net benefit. Rather than immediately setting this document aside for promoting such a politically incorrect view, readers would do well to act on the ancient motto of Britain’s prestigious Royal Society—nullius in verba, “don’t take anyone’s word for it,” or more simply, “see for yourself.” [2015]

A "new and independent non-profit" which just happens to be heavily promoted by the biggest association of rent-seeking hucksters and overpaid grifters on the planet.

I just wanna have the "So climate change is...good?" conversation. Like, show your work, please.

Here's the Canadian version of this –

How it started: https://financialpost.com/opinion/joe-oliver-heres-a-truth-few-dare-to-utter-canada-will-benefit-from-climate-change

How it's going: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/heat-wave-719-deaths-1.6088793

Not too many mental gymnastics to get from climate change is bad to white people are bad— up until China's more recent rise, much of what has put us in the position we're in has been the result of extraction industries, industrial agriculture, and the accompanying racist hubris of Western colonial powers. Taken seriously, efforts to combat climate change are also efforts to combat the foundations upon which much of Western capitalism depends, and that means combatting white supremacy.

The cartoon is still stupid, though.

this is galaxy brain shit

Ben doesn't understand Don Quixote pic.twitter.com/uI4kPCULBo

— brian b. levinson (@BrianBLevinson) July 8, 2021

LOL you're right. "I realize my metaphor makes the opposite point of what I'm trying to say, BUT... what if it didn't?" pic.twitter.com/Myr7kIA7SZ

— brian b. levinson (@BrianBLevinson) July 8, 2021

pretty sure his brain didn’t look further than the Q there

The chinese flag atop the windmill is the kicker

I hate to admit it, but this one made me laugh. Garrison has developed self-awareness.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E58p90iWUAAE6bU.jpg