the vax cops got him
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 02:32 (three years ago) link
garrison's taken over his "every conspiracy theory is true" territoryhttps://external-preview.redd.it/JdyA8X-utVjP5kttu63_bJhApeqaahYRduaZPZnkbpk.jpg?auto=webp&s=d3f60424d2dece4f408b3d26966c2e26bc76a2b3
― wasdnuos (abanana), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 06:25 (three years ago) link
suppin' from the fluoride fountain
― Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 10:07 (three years ago) link
I like that they can wear clothes but not shoes. Shows how sick the powers that be really are. Imagine it the other way round though - I can't.
― nashwan, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 10:36 (three years ago) link
is there a need to keep the needles in their bottoms? surely once the vaccination is done the needle should be removed?
― Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 10:47 (three years ago) link
that first garden-fresh hit of "aborted fetal matter" on a morning is always the perfect start to a day!
― calzino, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 10:47 (three years ago) link
thank u alex l
― Supergran: Wrath of Tub (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 11:31 (three years ago) link
Alex(i) Lalas?
― Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 11:35 (three years ago) link
Alex Lacazette
― Supergran: Wrath of Tub (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 12:03 (three years ago) link
batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton
I knew it wouldn't take long!
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 12:20 (three years ago) link
Of course "Citizen Cattle" immediately made me think of this (sorry):
https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a0838408858_10.jpg
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 12:36 (three years ago) link
That's not how you spell "defecation"!
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 12:40 (three years ago) link
Of course, they can draw that cartoon and never once worry whether we should be treating actual cows that way.
― Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 12:46 (three years ago) link
I guarantee you that the members of Cattle Decapitation worry a whole lot about how cows are treated. That's kind of the whole message of the band — environmentalism, animal rights, bioethics, etc., etc.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 12:58 (three years ago) link
Someone doesn't know anything about grindcore and it shows
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 13:57 (three years ago) link
I meant the right-wing cartoon above.
― Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 14:01 (three years ago) link
smh @ garrison's George Floyd cartoon that I'm not even going to link to
― StanM, Sunday, 4 April 2021 15:14 (three years ago) link
good idea
this one is funny though
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQ9FUMbUwAAxsAW?format=jpg&name=medium
― #YesAllCops (Left), Sunday, 4 April 2021 15:35 (three years ago) link
why a punisher shirt
― wasdnuos (abanana), Sunday, 4 April 2021 18:16 (three years ago) link
"microaggressed" as a verb
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 4 April 2021 22:41 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/jmM2w5q.png
― soref, Saturday, 8 May 2021 10:45 (three years ago) link
i dont have any idea what this is referencing but lmao pic.twitter.com/teNTtGAlJL— kim possible facts (@kimpossiblefact) May 14, 2021
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 14 May 2021 20:10 (three years ago) link
PRONOUN TRAIN
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 14 May 2021 20:12 (three years ago) link
lol I was just about to post this
ngl, "Black Lives Matterhorn" is pretty good
― jaymc, Friday, 14 May 2021 20:13 (three years ago) link
what is the M word?
― peace, man, Friday, 14 May 2021 20:21 (three years ago) link
VACCINATED ONLYNO TRUMP SUPPORTERS ALLOWED
kinda redundant there
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 20:22 (three years ago) link
xp
https://i.imgur.com/v6BXjiY.jpg
it's still too soon
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 20:24 (three years ago) link
At least both sides agree that Donald Duck is racist.
― pplains, Friday, 14 May 2021 20:40 (three years ago) link
Who's that on the front of the pronoun train?
― joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Friday, 14 May 2021 20:55 (three years ago) link
I'm guessing Kamala Harris?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 14 May 2021 20:57 (three years ago) link
garrison always gets in a dig at how we all worship that eye at the top of the pyramid on the dollar
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 20:58 (three years ago) link
In Conspiracyland it's the Eye of the Illuminati, aiui.
― sharpening the contraindications (Aimless), Friday, 14 May 2021 21:00 (three years ago) link
yesssss, tell us mooooore, we want to be indoooooctrinaaaated....
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 21:02 (three years ago) link
maga? midget?
― wasdnuos (abanana), Friday, 14 May 2021 21:41 (three years ago) link
"Mouse", I imagine?
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 14 May 2021 22:08 (three years ago) link
He had to update his essay with a postscript: https://grrrgraphics.com/woke-disney/
😆 pic.twitter.com/hEEFOdKcxx— Shane Bettenhausen (@ShaneWatch) April 17, 2021
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Saturday, 15 May 2021 03:25 (three years ago) link
pearls
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 15 May 2021 03:33 (three years ago) link
so if the “m” word is “mouse”, I guess by analogy he thinks the “n” word is just a harmless description?
― assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 15 May 2021 11:13 (three years ago) link
at a guess he would pull out the old "it just means black!" argument, though he has so far not been dumb enough to say that out loud.
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 15 May 2021 11:30 (three years ago) link
I’m starting to think this Ben Garrison guy is a very bad man!
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 15 May 2021 15:20 (three years ago) link
The m word is master I think
― Bnad, Saturday, 15 May 2021 16:24 (three years ago) link
https://64.media.tumblr.com/bad459d1da893812e774019d04b0238e/89145d91bd0f9c61-95/s1280x1920/489d2ce32f0f7ad88aa7e331f20772fdd527c4be.png
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 19 June 2021 22:39 (two years ago) link
Fuck yeah!
― pomenitul, Saturday, 19 June 2021 22:42 (two years ago) link
What year is this, though?
― pomenitul, Saturday, 19 June 2021 22:43 (two years ago) link
it's the long 50's
― calzino, Saturday, 19 June 2021 23:09 (two years ago) link
I've not done a comprehensive study on this, but I'm from a Catholic background and didn't know any contemporaries who weren't already either expert f/t masturbators or naughty little clumsy fumblers by our first sex education lessons. Given by an ex Jesuit missionary who told one of us to "mind our business" when we asked him if he was still a virgin!
― calzino, Saturday, 19 June 2021 23:18 (two years ago) link
Strange to say, the iconography of that cartoon is exactly backwards.
― What's It All About, Althea? (Aimless), Saturday, 19 June 2021 23:29 (two years ago) link
where is my fuck yeah! shirt
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 20 June 2021 00:59 (two years ago) link
https://i.redd.it/og0tzffjq4971.jpg
just a meme, but clearly coming straight from garrison's base.
― things repeat forever and there never is a remedy (Austin), Sunday, 4 July 2021 19:59 (two years ago) link
I don’t even get how you get from A to B there
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 4 July 2021 23:44 (two years ago) link