Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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i think "FATALITY" would be even better

max (maxreax), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

"Do you see this writing? Do you know what it means? Hospitality! And you can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it!"


"Why is Daddy hurting Mommy?!?!"


"And..... way to go. Now you have a baby."

Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

"no whammies, no whammies, no whammies...... STOP!"

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

"Look upon me! I'll show you the life of the mind! I'll show you the life of the mind!"

Clothing the Gotterdammerung Doors (noodle vague), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

I occasionally suffer from really bad coital cephalgia but rather predictably this just means I say the usual type stuff but in a different tone.

jimn (jimnaseum), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

"Amen"

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAinhkyS8fs

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

ah, bisto!

boom! i fucked your hard-drive (don), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

Rereading this thread from the beginning is like stumbling on a pile of old yearbooks. Dirty, dirty yearbooks.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

"that's the least gentrified area of Manhattan"

Sir Tehrance HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 11 January 2007 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

"FUCK YOU MCFLY!"

onimo (onimo), Thursday, 11 January 2007 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

"a stunningly cathartic climax!"

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

ONE INCH PUNCH

=== temporary username === (Mark C), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

bah custos prize for me: shd have been "a stunningly cathartic discharge!"

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

Friend of a friend shagged S1m0n 4mst3ll who apparently said "Jolly good for you" upon impact. Not as funny as others but is real life.

uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

"I was too busy having my mind blown. Sorry about that."

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

"HAVE SOME FREE DNA!"

Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

"All this situation needs is some CUM"

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

"WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!"

Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

"Nineteen years and eleven months of no sex...for this?"

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

"WHAT HAPPEN?"

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

DO NOT WANT

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

WHAHAPPON!?

MAKKY! KAMMY!

Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

Wha' happened?

-- Nicole (nicolew1...), May 14th, 2003.

"WHAT IS HAPPENING????????"

-- adam. (adamr...), October 13th, 2004.

sorry, dudes.

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

"sorry, dudes."

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzz"

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

"300 pounds of lard hitting a wall come to fruition at laST!"

Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

In Pooh's voice: "Oh, bother."

do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

HE SHOOTS HE SCORES!

there to preserve disorder (kenan), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

pterodactyl noises, per that horrible pterodactyl porn video that was floating around.

"precious! bodily! fluids!"

mh. (mike h.), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

I HAVE HAD ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEWS

baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

Play that funky music, white girl

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 12 January 2007 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

The two answers that immediately came to mind, "Oh gawd, my balls!" and "Mom!" were already posted in slightly different forms.

Zachary Scott (Zach S), Friday, 12 January 2007 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

"Condoms don't belong in school, and neither does Al Gore."

max (maxreax), Friday, 12 January 2007 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

"Condoms don't belong in school you, and neither does Al Gore"

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 12 January 2007 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

let me white out that apostrophe

Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 12 January 2007 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

SUUURRGGGGE!

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 12 January 2007 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

I'm escalating

Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 12 January 2007 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 12 January 2007 04:58 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
HI DERE!

The Amazing Randy, Saturday, 24 February 2007 11:53 (nineteen years ago)

"I did it!"

Øystein, Saturday, 24 February 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

BOXCAR

Jenny, Saturday, 24 February 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRANDMA!"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 February 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

The "Girl:" is u&k.

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

HALLELUJAH HOLLA BACK

marmotwolof, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

I wish somebody would GIVE ME ONE

Hard like armour, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

wake up

ken c, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 11:41 (nineteen years ago)

I've had sex!

yay!

have you?!?!?!?!?!


(ken c quote, from his sadly deleted "i've had sex yay have you" thread)
(and OK, maybe it's for the postcoitial cigarette moment, but yay anyway)

StanM, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

I never had sex?

nathalie, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 12:16 (nineteen years ago)


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