abysmal real names

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Found in the cemetery yesterday: Fanny Mass

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:51 (five years ago)

sure that wasn't the cause of death accidentally written on the tombstone?

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:55 (five years ago)

it occurred to me, yes

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:06 (five years ago)

Théotime Langlois de Swarte

Tanguy de Williencourt

Proof positive that the French Revolution has yet to complete its mission.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:48 (five years ago)

Together they've just released an album devoted to Proust-adjacent fin-de-siècle works for violin and piano.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:49 (five years ago)

in a 'too much time on ilx' moment, my company apparently has a Rh0nd@ Butt.

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:35 (five years ago)

Quite a common surname on the Indian subcontinent.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:36 (five years ago)

it was more the Rh0nda (ilx meme) combined with that name that I took notice of, as it's not that weird for someone to have a last name "Butt" or "Butts"

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:42 (five years ago)

Don't know that meme tbh.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:55 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

Casey Horny

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 5 April 2021 18:13 (five years ago)

Joss Whedon

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 22:18 (five years ago)

Dick Bong, posthumous Medal of Honor winner
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Bong

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 01:16 (five years ago)

Was watching a 1976 episode of Kojak and it featured an actor called Uegene O'Neill. He got shot to death early in the episode and never had another acting credit.

Josefa, Friday, 9 April 2021 01:17 (five years ago)

I’ve crossed the Bong Bridge between Superior WI and Duluth MN a bunch of times and have also stayed at the Bong State Recreation Area in after a nearby Phish show where thousands of other hippies had the same idea and everyone was hoping there was a campsite number 420

joygoat, Friday, 9 April 2021 01:39 (five years ago)

Saw a name on a ticket in the queue last week and I had to wonder if it was cute or cruel if your last name is Duckworth for one to name their son Donald.

earlnash, Friday, 9 April 2021 04:55 (five years ago)

Gus Dudgeon

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 9 April 2021 09:07 (five years ago)

counterpoint: that one's good

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 9 April 2021 09:43 (five years ago)

I find Uegene O'Neill quite appealing visually

Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Friday, 9 April 2021 10:13 (five years ago)

Oo-ezhenn

"Gus Dudgeon" just sounds like someone choking to death on a boiled parsnip to me

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 9 April 2021 10:52 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyVfkr6nsrk
cmon man

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 April 2021 19:51 (five years ago)

Albuquerque Cosper Head

I was reading a story about the Iced Earth guitarist who was arrested for the Jan 6 thing, and another person indicted was listed. Had to re-read it a couple times to verify that "Albuquerque" wasn't where he was from, but his first name.

nickn, Sunday, 18 April 2021 16:19 (five years ago)

counterpoint: albuquerque is a bitchin' name and should not have been wasted on a treason larper

cat, Sunday, 18 April 2021 20:51 (five years ago)

I actually thought to put it in the great names thread, but didn't want to honor the dude.

nickn, Sunday, 18 April 2021 21:24 (five years ago)

Tory Kittles

Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Monday, 26 April 2021 17:36 (five years ago)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooper_Cronk

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 21:50 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

blake flayton

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 24 May 2021 02:06 (five years ago)

Painter-of-cowboys Frederic Remington's mother, Clarissa (Clara) Bascom Sackrider

Dan I., Monday, 24 May 2021 14:05 (five years ago)

I found a real life last name of "Dingus".

Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 24 May 2021 14:26 (five years ago)

Susan Spain-Dunk

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Monday, 7 June 2021 03:32 (five years ago)

Oops I meant that for the great real names thread!

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Monday, 7 June 2021 03:36 (five years ago)

You just know she was called Dain Spunk at school

Zelda Zonk, Monday, 7 June 2021 03:37 (five years ago)

Libby Purves

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Monday, 7 June 2021 10:34 (five years ago)

one month passes...

Hugh McHugh

https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/19432603.hugh-mchugh-gangster-caged-major-etizolam-plant-haul/

Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 July 2021 09:24 (four years ago)

"a known associate of Barney McGrew..."

MoMsnet (calzino), Saturday, 10 July 2021 09:41 (four years ago)

Colin Pitchfork

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 10:45 (four years ago)

4.3

Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 14:42 (four years ago)

Dook LaRue

https://www.showbizpizza.com/rae/characters/dook.html

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 14:50 (four years ago)

a member of my rockafire explosion this morning

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 15:02 (four years ago)

Ole Kock Hansen, Danish Jazz pianist

Shaidar Logoff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 19 July 2021 11:27 (four years ago)

saying it in a Sun City Girls Horse Cock Phepner voice forever in my head

Shaidar Logoff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 19 July 2021 11:27 (four years ago)

Rougned Odor

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 24 July 2021 09:16 (four years ago)

it’s also kind of awesome though

and he’s the only consistent player the Yankees seem to have

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 24 July 2021 09:17 (four years ago)

The backstory of Rougned Odor's name makes it even more awesomely abysmal. "Rougned" is a combination of his grandfather's name Douglas and his grandmother's name Nedia... but since all the males in his family have names beginning with the letter "R" they changed the "D" to "R." And who would want to be called Dougned Odor after all.

Josefa, Saturday, 24 July 2021 14:41 (four years ago)

hahaha i am dying

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 24 July 2021 14:58 (four years ago)

incredible

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 24 July 2021 14:58 (four years ago)

Rougned Odor more like RaggNed Odsbloodhathilxnothreadforanticipationofthor. If you ask me

Woolf & Stein 3d (wins), Saturday, 24 July 2021 15:10 (four years ago)

From today's Dear Prudence column at Slate:

"Help! My Parents Gave Me a Wacky, Offensive Name.
I had it legally changed, and they still won’t stop using it."

Dear Prudence,

My parents gave me a really terrible name, that half-rhymes and contains a racial slur--think “Gypsy-Pixie,” and misspelled. (We are a white family.)...

So what could her name really be? (Is it really obvious and I'm being dense?)

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 24 July 2021 16:03 (four years ago)

Tipsy Dixie?

tean mean poleand cheaseang theas means hamseak feasts (breastcrawl), Saturday, 24 July 2021 16:17 (four years ago)

sorry, Typsi Dick C.

tean mean poleand cheaseang theas means hamseak feasts (breastcrawl), Saturday, 24 July 2021 16:18 (four years ago)

I don't think it rhymes with Gypsy-Pixie, it has an internal rhyme

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 24 July 2021 16:28 (four years ago)


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