Alone in the Park - it's the Prem 2020-21 thread

I feel like Burnley are the whole gammon club like a gammon stick of rock. That time their fans looked like befuddled 18th century time travellers dispersing from Wembley. The time their fans gave a supportive ovation to an ex-player against Brighton who was in trouble for racially abusing another player. The time they tried to do stats based moneyball with a commodore 64 and computer told them Brian Laws was the best manager outside the prem. Ah you know all the rest!

OTM.

you spend 7 years in the prem, suddenly everyone's theatres start to look inadequate

i bet the burnley playhouse are planning something well cultured for after lockdown

this is quite the rollercoaster read

http://www.theatrestrust.org.uk/how-we-help/theatres-at-risk/179-burnley-empire

https://www.ents24.com/burnley-events/burnley-mechanics-theatre

ELO Experience! Also Grade II listed

those good old days when you could high-spiritedly chuck asbestos snowballs at each other for entertainment during the interval!

How The Dyche Got His Throat

lol!

don't feel good about this one but maybe this is the best time to be playing Liverpool? idk

pretty surprising aggressive start from wolves there

Adama keeps cocking up the counter-attack

jfc, stays level all the way through stoppage and they give up a cheap one to Jota of all people.

way to turn one of the better first half performances in recent weeks (not a high bar) into yet another shitfest

What happened to the Wolves keeper?

Collided with Coady’s knee coming out to make a save.

:(

poor Rui, he doesn't deserve this.

wolves shouldn't have held their preseason dinner at a ladder convention imo

grim lol at Utd's new shirt sponsor

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ew19hmYWEAE7Fni?format=jpg&name=360x360

logo by a Btec graphic design student whose dog ate their homework. It's surprising no luxury watch manufacturers have sponsored them yet in the prem era

is that a goatse?

this is the glorious execution both of these teams richly deserve

Arsenal getting mauled atm.

Two own goals and they’re right back in it!

Jack Grealish is wearing a genuinely hideous white Nike jumpsuit in the stands

Maddison def winning the Wholesome Injured Presence battle atm

The shape of Maddison's head unnerves me. I'm sorry

Awful stuff this

Much better than the last week but awful

You can change three of the back four but they’re defending as badly as ever.

“Not interested in the ball, Harry Kane” otm.

That is a fucking nonsense decision

Joke tbh

Ref was a cunt up til then so will take it

surprised no var to see if it was out b4 the challenge

The fuck is sissoko doing in rhe county he was absolutely disgusting last match

Amazed to find out that Thiago Silva appears to have last been sent off in the 2012/2013 season.

lol

And lol again.

Great hit from Robinson.

What a belter lol

This is great.

How are they suddenly so deadly on the counter? Incredible stuff, fair play

...ah

Delightful.

Callum Robinson’s five PL goals have all been against Chelsea.

oh Sam i love u again

Allardici masterclass

Shameful barely covers it, Spurs have made so many mistakes.

The only thing they have going for them is that Newcastle can’t defend either.

Whenever I click on this thread during a Spurs game I think Oh they're losing only to check the score and find them drawing or more often winning

Sanchez just seems unable to make an honest decision, he needs a long long rest away from the game, several years maybe

That second goal from kane is lowkey sensational

Newcastle are so shit we're only making them look good instead of our usual world-class

Have i mentioned that the ref is a cunt

Nothing that will show up on motd, just clear fouls not given one way and a cunts booking for our first tackle.

Nothing just as i type for two hacks at ndombele

Horrific now as we drop deep. Timing and decisions made individually on challenges just make you wonder what goes on

Twas ever thus i guess, bar the island of the poch years

It’s bizarre. Getting soundly outplayed by arguably the worst team in the league atm.