Alone in the Park - it's the Prem 2020-21 thread

"gammon" is an unfair slur on a club from a cosmopolitan city with a proper theatre and stuff, especially as it looks like the real gammon club are going to remain in the prem again with a little help from their friends!

I can't stand Wednesday myself, but we usually insult them as "The Massive" because their fans have often been as big-club delusional as that lot up the road.

This is an alarming start from Spurs.

Its not untidy tbh its just very passive

Rabona!

that sounded entertaining

He absolutely doesn’t want to use his right foot for anything other than balance.

was just reflecting on his previous rabona goal

was quite the move, featuring an extremely lengthy moura run where he was fouled about 3 times

Sick goal.

Clinton and the radio commentator just spent two minutes struggling to remember the word "rabona"

moura dribble, raking bale crossfield, volleyed reguilon cross, rabona nutmeg finish

Erotic

deems feeling again, for the first time in months

Feeling like we should be two down tbh

strongly doubt this is the final scoreline

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/624/cpsprodpb/vivo/live/images/2021/3/14/38c5c978-ecff-4544-a686-561d7dc003c4.jpg

Doherty has been abysmal.

was just gonna say exactly that

you'd think Mou would've stopped playing him in a defensive position by now

martin tyler literally losing his concept of time

Its the players around doherty giving him no chance also tbh

Spurs centre halves defending crosses without reference to the opposition players consistently confuses me.

What do they think would happen to a cross if they marked the men trying to score from it, i wonder

Its a very very curious trait, really. The "we dont mark" approach.

I wonder when it will start to work.

Hojbjerg has sidefooted it to arsenal players all game

Not a great platform that

Sheff Utd have always had a strong whiff of gammon to me, more so than Wednesday, or other yorkshire teams apart from the obvious. Probably the Warnock connection, then the reaction of many of their fans to the Evans case, added to by Wilder's bizarre recent ramblings. But maybe it's just an unfair personal prejudice, as are the rest of my opinions on football clubs.

"gammon" is an unfair slur on a club from a cosmopolitan city with a proper theatre and stuff,

As a native londoner(ish), I have to let out a condescending bastard patrician chuckle at 'a' proper theatre. Also, check where Millwall play.

I feel like Burnley are the whole gammon club like a gammon stick of rock. That time their fans looked like befuddled 18th century time travellers dispersing from Wembley. The time their fans gave a supportive ovation to an ex-player against Brighton who was in trouble for racially abusing another player. The time they tried to do stats based moneyball with a commodore 64 and computer told them Brian Laws was the best manager outside the prem. Ah you know all the rest!

OTM.

you spend 7 years in the prem, suddenly everyone's theatres start to look inadequate

i bet the burnley playhouse are planning something well cultured for after lockdown

this is quite the rollercoaster read

http://www.theatrestrust.org.uk/how-we-help/theatres-at-risk/179-burnley-empire

https://www.ents24.com/burnley-events/burnley-mechanics-theatre

ELO Experience! Also Grade II listed

those good old days when you could high-spiritedly chuck asbestos snowballs at each other for entertainment during the interval!

How The Dyche Got His Throat

lol!

don't feel good about this one but maybe this is the best time to be playing Liverpool? idk

pretty surprising aggressive start from wolves there

Adama keeps cocking up the counter-attack

jfc, stays level all the way through stoppage and they give up a cheap one to Jota of all people.

way to turn one of the better first half performances in recent weeks (not a high bar) into yet another shitfest

What happened to the Wolves keeper?

Collided with Coady’s knee coming out to make a save.

:(

poor Rui, he doesn't deserve this.

wolves shouldn't have held their preseason dinner at a ladder convention imo

grim lol at Utd's new shirt sponsor

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ew19hmYWEAE7Fni?format=jpg&name=360x360

logo by a Btec graphic design student whose dog ate their homework. It's surprising no luxury watch manufacturers have sponsored them yet in the prem era

is that a goatse?

this is the glorious execution both of these teams richly deserve

Arsenal getting mauled atm.

Two own goals and they’re right back in it!

Jack Grealish is wearing a genuinely hideous white Nike jumpsuit in the stands

Maddison def winning the Wholesome Injured Presence battle atm