I would EXCELSIOR, but I haven't got a ZING to LOL

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I did read somewhere that the UK is looking into whether there's increased effectiveness when they mix up the first and second dose providers (so here it would be AZ for one and Pfizer for the other), but haven't seen any results.

This is called the Arnold pharma

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, March 12, 2021 3:32 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 12 March 2021 20:04 (five years ago)

70,000 Tons of Metal cruise was amazing and life-changing. but apparently one year on that cruise the pool area was cleared out and someone was thrown in the brig because he ate this lady's ass in full view of everyone in broad daylight while in the hot tub

― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Monday, March 15, 2021 2:08 PM bookmarkflaglink

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 15 March 2021 19:21 (five years ago)

Yknow, yeah, the more I think about this, the funnier I find it. I was also picturing, like, Cannibal Corpse playing.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:17 (five years ago)

who eats ass in the hot tub

map ca. 1890 (map), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:19 (five years ago)

anywhere but the champagne room tbh

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:22 (five years ago)

Even regular sex in a hot tub is a little strange, ime.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:32 (five years ago)

Regular sex in any body of water not a shower or stall is impossible if you imitate the callisthenics in Hollywood films.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:38 (five years ago)

yeahhhh. also hot tubs are just gross imo.

map ca. 1890 (map), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:39 (five years ago)

Hungry4Protozoa

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:46 (five years ago)

even the local swingers club doesn't allow sex in the hot tub area.

don't ask how i know.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:47 (five years ago)

I bet this never happened on the NRO cruise, mostly because participants were too busy berating the crew to get around to eating ass in public

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:52 (five years ago)

lol, berating attendants is basically sex to those people and the real thing is inaccessible to them anyway

map ca. 1890 (map), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:56 (five years ago)

And I wouldn't be fond of swearing but when I do go at it, I go at it awful and very hard.

I do have 45 ‘cunts’ in about two hours. I'd have a smatter of ‘fucks’ then, and a maybe an old patter of ‘gobshite’.

And I'd go for probably, I'd have ten more anyway. And I'd get up the following morning and read back ilx and the husband would have the stern eye on.

And I'd go at it again. And there'd be no fucking stopping me. I'd take the shirt off any man's back. Bastards.

― Scamp Granada (gyac), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:42 (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:54 (five years ago)

gotta earn that username

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:16 (five years ago)

an early st patrick's felicitation

imago, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:23 (five years ago)

xp ♥

Scamp Granada (gyac), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:39 (five years ago)

oh so i don't

imago, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:41 (five years ago)

lj

Scamp Granada (gyac), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:42 (five years ago)

st patrick's fellatiation?

imagine flagons (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:54 (five years ago)

^^^i know i call excelsior dead ten times a twelvemonth but i reckon this might actually have done the job

imago, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 00:01 (five years ago)

Lol failure phadraig

Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 00:24 (five years ago)

superb work mo chara

Scamp Granada (gyac), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 00:30 (five years ago)

you cant buy lingual like that cinnte

Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 01:03 (five years ago)

i think i like this one even better out of context:

At one point a very drunk guy stood up and yelled "OK BUT WHAT'S A GENITAL CAT????"
― intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Thursday, March 25, 2021

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 March 2021 17:19 (five years ago)

I guess if you're comfortable dealing with Python packages, there are some QR generator packages.

― o. nate, Monday, 29 March 2021 21:20 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

i for one am super comfortable dealing with python packages

― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 29 March 2021 21:21 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Monday, 29 March 2021 23:32 (five years ago)

"meanwhile the US is taking a nationalised approach to a public health matter for the first time in decades, and finding its way more efficient than the local and private bottlenecks once the vaccines arrive"
What US is that?
― the last unvaccinated motherfucker on earth (PBKR), Wednesday, March 31, 2021

Philadelphia is still in Phase 1A
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, March 31, 2021

xp yeah maybe thats how they do it in Upper Samaraland but here in the home of the brave we're still hanging out behind walgreens after closing time
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, March 31, 2021

^^ sharpest line Lana Del Rey ever wrote
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 31, 2021

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 15:02 (five years ago)

Did we figure out the Imperioli connection to all of this just yet?

― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 14:40 (thirty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Imperioli provides the hair curlers for Kev’s perm

― Position Position, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 15:13 (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

imperioli is a known huge fan and i'm guessing he'd just heard the inside word about the reissues somehow

― ufo, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 15:15 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

MBV have entered their Imperioli phase

― jmm, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 15:17 (fifty-seven seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

imago, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 15:18 (five years ago)

Something looks missing from bedpo-
Oh. pic.twitter.com/EZPDFLHtLe

— Justin Fenton (@justin_fenton) March 29, 2021

― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, March 31, 2021 2:23 PM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

i jumped a bit when the red pillow showed up, v unexpected

― eisimpleir (crüt), Wednesday, March 31, 2021 5:50 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Amazing level of aesthetic commitment

― jmm, Wednesday, March 31, 2021 5:54 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Schindler's Listing

― pplains, Wednesday, March 31, 2021 6:13 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:37 (five years ago)

plus if gonzaga wins tonight, they go on to fight their true nemesis: king kong.

― voodoo chili, Monday, April 5, 2021 6:15 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

BrianB, Monday, 5 April 2021 23:47 (five years ago)

lol

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 00:31 (five years ago)

Lil Yachty re: his like "My new bitch yellow / she blow that dick like a cello": "I fucked up. I thought Squidward played the cello. He don't. That's a flute. I fucked up."

― justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Thursday, April 8, 2021 2:00 PM bookmarkflaglink

(also, he actually plays the clarinet)

― justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Thursday, April 8, 2021 2:00 PM bookmarkflaglink

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Thursday, 8 April 2021 20:26 (five years ago)

I am dead

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Thursday, 8 April 2021 20:27 (five years ago)

SILVIO: I don’t know, T. That digital looks pretty rough. Doesn’t sit right with me.

PAULIE (nodding): PD150. It’s to be expected.

TONY: Again with this shit. It’s an AESTHETIC DECISION!

― jammy mcnullity (wins), Friday, April 16, 2021 2:47 PM (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink

do you have more of that written?

― rob, Friday, April 16, 2021 3:16 PM (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 19 April 2021 17:42 (five years ago)

From the SoM thread:

Adrenochrome just keeps getting better with age.

― stirmonster, Thursday, April 22, 2021 9:39 AM (forty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

that’s not what I’ve heard

― JoeStork, Thursday, April 22, 2021 12:29 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

eisimpleir (crüt), Thursday, 22 April 2021 17:31 (five years ago)

Haw :)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 23 April 2021 06:02 (five years ago)

these celebrity leftists always have a few good takes, that's how they get you

― Left, Saturday, 24 April 2021 16:30 (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Why don't you fuck off and stop bringing everybody down, you miserable puritanical cunt?

― Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Saturday, 24 April 2021 16:54 (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

in conclusion, Charlie Chaplin was a land of contrasts.

― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Saturday, 24 April 2021 16:55 (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

killed me

flagpost fucking (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 April 2021 21:14 (five years ago)

Would've extended the (already edited) sequence to cap off with:

eat shit

― Left, Saturday, April 24, 2021 1:34 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

fuck men

― Left, Saturday, April 24, 2021 1:34 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

avatar of a kind of respectability homosexual culture (Eric H.), Saturday, 24 April 2021 21:49 (five years ago)

(Re Bill and Melinda Gates divorce)

Their press release states that they will continue to run it together, so it seems probable that it will keep the name.

― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Tuesday, May 4, 2021 8:38 AM bookmarkflaglink

who gets which hemisphere

― intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Tuesday, May 4, 2021 8:47 AM bookmarkflaglink

which hemisphere
Wait, what are we talking about exactly?

― pomenitul, Tuesday, May 4, 2021 8:51 AM bookmarkflaglink

Kennedy's brain

― maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, May 4, 2021 8:53 AM bookmarkflaglink

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 00:39 (five years ago)

Do we need a 'bands whose names are probably references to semen' thread? I think we almost certainly do.

― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 April 2021 16:09 (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

the jizz is on mary chain

― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 30 April 2021 16:11 (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

flagpost fucking (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 01:25 (five years ago)

My mum always says stupid is as stupid does

― Pinefox reviews Reviews (wins), Tuesday, May 4, 2021 4:56 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

She’s a fucking dimwit though

― Pinefox reviews Reviews (wins), Tuesday, May 4, 2021 4:56 AM (six hours ago)

rob, Tuesday, 4 May 2021 15:17 (five years ago)

I LOLed.

Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 15:43 (five years ago)

I thought that was the pinefox at first. It would have been out of character, to say the least.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 4 May 2021 15:49 (five years ago)

That’s the downside of parody screen names, innocent posters get associated with my orrible posts

Pinefox reviews Reviews (wins), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 18:00 (five years ago)

Life is like a box of chocolates: figuring out what's what requires a bit of reading

rob, Tuesday, 4 May 2021 20:17 (five years ago)

Dru Tat...

Mark G, Tuesday, 4 May 2021 20:42 (five years ago)

1. Growlin' Dog
2. Rockin' Rock
3. The Eternity of Always
4. Stairway to Tears of Rain in Heaven
5. Hallucination Mountain
6. Drummin' Sticks
7. Headed for a Location
8. When the Water Floods

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive)

"The Pus/Worm" by The Smiths (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 6 May 2021 10:02 (five years ago)

Dru Tat...

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Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Thursday, 6 May 2021 10:24 (five years ago)

call me old fashioned but i still think sweatpants (joggers are sweatpants) in public are only appropriate when you are going to or from the gym

― diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Friday, April 23, 2021 4:50 PM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

old fashioned

― lag∞n, Friday, April 23, 2021 7:33 PM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

why did I laff so hard, so long

cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Monday, 10 May 2021 20:11 (five years ago)

not sure

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 May 2021 20:32 (five years ago)

probably best to ask a medical professional

rob, Monday, 10 May 2021 20:34 (five years ago)


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