YAH!
― pomenitul, Thursday, 11 March 2021 02:13 (three years ago) link
BILL IS FAILURE REPEAT IT ONLY ACCEPTABLE TAKE
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 March 2021 02:26 (three years ago) link
GUILLOTINE! (chop!)
― sarahell, Thursday, 11 March 2021 02:58 (three years ago) link
*head**basket**swish*nuthin but net, baybee
― pence's eye juice (Hunt3r), Thursday, 11 March 2021 03:06 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E
― sarahell, Thursday, 11 March 2021 03:07 (three years ago) link
go eat your bloomin' hamburger without a knife and fork in your caravan, Cleatus
― calzino, Thursday, 11 March 2021 17:07 (three years ago) link
i'd like a hamburger too tho
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 March 2021 19:08 (three years ago) link
i can see this is another album cycle where we are celebrating bad writing
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 12 March 2021 04:54 (three years ago) link
I'm starting to feel vindicated now that a dedicated dog-demonising thread that I've never going to click on again, quite revealingly keeps getting bumped up by a cat.
― calzino, Saturday, 13 March 2021 22:33 (three years ago) link
what are you implying
― cat, Saturday, 13 March 2021 23:03 (three years ago) link
lol
― Dan S, Saturday, 13 March 2021 23:21 (three years ago) link
i always happened what would happen to hatcat after the washington http://i.imgur.com/QbYzHTH.jpg finally changed their goddamn now
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 13 March 2021 23:39 (three years ago) link
name
SlackCatHatBot will never die
hopefully the http://i.imgur.com/QbYzHTH.jpg will tho
― scamp til you're damp (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 March 2021 23:43 (three years ago) link
There's a retweet button right there in the app.
― Suggest Banazir (onimo), Monday, 15 March 2021 23:41 (three years ago) link
Because Oak
― map ca. 1890 (map), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 15:29 (three years ago) link
You could go read any book.
― Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:41 (three years ago) link
I've been a fool beforeWouldn't like to get my snake caught in the Senate doorHow about some defecation, please?Straight up now tell me, do you really wanna cut the filibuster?(Oh, oh, oh)Or am I caught in a shit and run?Straight up now tell me, is it gonna be Ted a-squirtin custard?(Oh, oh, oh)Or is this just about flexin buns??
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 21:29 (three years ago) link
this thread needed to be nuked from orbit years ago
― imago, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 23:05 (three years ago) link
Then we would lose the warm feeling of being in-the-know when we figure out what a post refers to.
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 18 March 2021 00:13 (three years ago) link
Thanks for those two worthless contributions, lads, continues to be a complete mystery as to why ilx continues to lose female posters
― Scamp Granada (gyac), Thursday, 18 March 2021 00:34 (three years ago) link
shit jokes or dick measuring -- fitting though
― sarahell, Thursday, 18 March 2021 01:34 (three years ago) link
In truth, I'd prefer if all posts were nestled safely in the threads where they were born.
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 18 March 2021 11:42 (three years ago) link
(wants to appreciate the new revived posts itt but realizes the context and backs away slowly)
― I like signing up to dead sites (sleeve), Monday, 22 March 2021 04:40 (three years ago) link
i prefer dick jokes and shit measuring.
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Monday, 22 March 2021 15:38 (three years ago) link
i love dick jokes and deck jokes
― sarahell, Monday, 22 March 2021 15:43 (three years ago) link
Fin
― want2die (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 March 2021 15:57 (three years ago) link
i respect if this is too personal and you don't want to discuss, but as the the poll-runner, do you vote at the beginning and let the chips fall as they may, or do you wait until the end and vote, knowing exactly where your choices will land? what i am saying is, are you a person of integrity and commitment to fair elections, or are you the proof that one can "smelt it" and "dealt it" at the same time?
honestly, one of the few times i ran a poll (b-52s?) i was a person of integrity, but then later it gnawed at me and i wished that i'd artificially adjusted the results to meet my desires
sorry for the double post. i had second thoughts, then a third and a fourth, it just kept coming
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:05 (three years ago) link
should have said "The Art of the AK-47"
― sarahell, Thursday, 25 March 2021 15:40 (three years ago) link
The only thing I understand at all in this thread is that apparently, I am an OG of Mayhem.
― hourspass, Thursday, 25 March 2021 20:41 (three years ago) link
sometimes my kids start getting rowdy and excited and I know they are going to end up getting in a fight with each-other or some other kind of trouble. I can't pre-emptively tell them off because they haven't crossed any lines yet, and they will not take any hints or encouragement to calm down, I just have to sit and watch it happen.
― Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 25 March 2021 20:51 (three years ago) link
I volunteer to eat the sin if it fuckin helps jesus save us all
― Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 March 2021 22:01 (three years ago) link
I have never seen someone so consistently full of shit on here and he's no Betamax
― calzino, Thursday, 25 March 2021 22:46 (three years ago) link
i've heard the taco bell cantina is pretty cool
― brimstead, Friday, 26 March 2021 04:17 (three years ago) link
monkey's paw: the CIA uses vaccine freezer trucks to break Jeanine Anez out of prison and puts her back in power in Bolivia
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 26 March 2021 17:48 (three years ago) link
No one i think is in my tree
― your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Friday, 9 April 2021 00:26 (three years ago) link
at least they got a cop
― Canon in Deez (silby), Monday, 12 April 2021 20:37 (three years ago) link
spicy
― imago, Monday, 12 April 2021 20:45 (three years ago) link
avril 14 sounds like “a piano tribute to” edward sharpe and the magnetic fuckos or something, cloying af
― brimstead, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 20:30 (three years ago) link
Condolences
― Call of Scampi: Slack Nephrops (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 20:35 (three years ago) link
I Love Posturing
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:46 (three years ago) link
nobel peace prize for not being donald trump
― new display name (Left), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:59 (three years ago) link
whew good thing you didn't post that would have been a real dust up!
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 19:02 (three years ago) link
what's your fav rhetorical style: "if slackbot only replied with regurgitated podcast opinions" or "bob leftsetz"
― voodoo chili, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 20:29 (three years ago) link
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson),
lol you beat me to it
― In my house are many Manchins (WmC), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 20:42 (three years ago) link
I Love Xposturing
― rob, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 20:44 (three years ago) link
otm
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 20:46 (three years ago) link
God, don't tell me he's discovered the US politics thread.
― Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 20:54 (three years ago) link
that pie was pretty good ... not the worst decision I've ever made
― sarahell, Thursday, 15 April 2021 19:26 (three years ago) link
then i guess it's quik-crete down the toilet time
― cat, Friday, 16 April 2021 01:06 (three years ago) link