Beware the Ides of March -- U.S. Politics March 2021

To acknowledge good shit is a sign of weakness, a rebuke to my lib/leftist credentials!

If they sent every American a solid gold Cadillac and a blowjob machine I’d still be like “ok but where’s my free MDMA”

Politicians never deserve gratitude unless you're the woman who Bernie stopped from getting run over.

ewww a blowjob machine

lol "gratitude" -- milo, really?

Gonna step away from the white het male posturing for a few hours.

Ahem, american white het male pls while yr categorising

sic, I criticized nothing -- I wasn't sure what you meant.

no worries, that's what I thought - likewise, I wasn't being snotty in response, just acknowledging that all of us are feeling different parts of the elephant.

If they sent every American a solid gold Cadillac and a blowjob machine I’d still be like “ok but where’s my free MDMA”

I'd be like "fuck this, make solid gold trains instead, that I can ride interstate while absolutely vibing on my free MDMA"

If they sent every American a solid gold Cadillac and a blowjob machine I’d still be like “ok but where’s my free MDMA”

― Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, March 10, 2021 7:07 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lmao a+ post

I mean free mdma >>>> both of those other things

poll time?

legal weed has been an economic boon for states, legal E would really provide stimulus post-vaccine

MDMA machine >>>>> blowjob machine

MDMA machine goes rrrrRRRRRRRRMMmmmmmwaaoowwwwwww

Alfred i knew you'd understand.

well, Roisin Murphy's been blasting at Soto Manse for the last hour, so

I'd be fine with enough money to afford a house with a yard or condo with a balcony in my overpriced city -- $30k would help with the downpayment/reducing monthly mortgage payments

adam curtis voice

in america, no one knew if they had won or lost

FYI I’m imagining a very large and noisy blowjob machine, like the size of a chest freezer maybe.

I don't offer anecdotal evidence lightly, but I can't be alone in thinking of two or three families who will automatically benefit

uh, I can think of about 50 easy

FYI I’m imagining a very large and noisy blowjob machine,

in the words of Kim Gordon, "what are you gonna do for me?
I mean, are you gonna liberate us girls
From male white corporate oppression?"

FYI I’m imagining a very large and noisy blowjob machine, like the size of a chest freezer maybe.

― Canon in Deez (silby),

no you're imagining ME.

I’ve seen pictures of you and you are not as wide as a chest freezer

I compensate with very large noises.

MDMA is nullified by my SSRIs, can I substitute my free drug

no, but enjoy the BlowMatic 6900

clearly I need to update my DRUGS NOT JOBS t-shirt

wait a second, what is this free drug

and DON'T say the power of reading

it's the power of love!

goddamn it. it's always the power of love, i should have known

sometimes i am frightened but i’m ready to learn

MDMA is nullified by my SSRIs, can I substitute my free drug

anyone on SSRIs gets a four-day weekend once a month so they can taper meds for a few workdays and then do one drop Friday / two Saturday, taper back onto SSRIS on the Monday. half-price voucher for 5-HTP to smooth out Sunday.

also research grants to all universities to determine whether the MDMAvailable society even needs SSRIs.

I would take the solid gold cadillac, sell it (assuming all the other solid gold cadillacs out there don't crash the market), and possibly buy a little bit of hopefully-legal MDMA with the proceeds, among many other things.

count me in on the positive side of all this, w/ a gentle reminder that the first 100 days aren't even up until the end of April

Hear Me Out: A Cadillac...MADE OF ECSTASY!

I would take the solid gold cadillac, sell it (assuming all the other solid gold cadillacs out there don't crash the market)

yeah this is the thing, I can't see a realisable value for the majority of recipients

will go round to Grisso's for an occasional lick though

You probably can’t drive it

Either one I mean

It’s a win, but only just. And boy I just can’t wait for more temper tantrums by the sObeR mOdErAtEs that we apparently have to negotiate with in order to get the bare minimum done.

I really do appreciate that the Senate is a very different animal than the House, but there has *got* to be a better way to bully and punish dipshit Democrats who do the GOP’s work for them.

And I suspect there probably is, but only if the party leadership actually wants the same things as their voters.

whips need to work harder on obtaining blackmail material imo

you may think that, Tracer, but I can't possibly confirm

guys....Mindy Moderate is mad.

While Washington undergoes a much-needed spring thaw, Chuck Schumer and Susan Collins’ relationship is frostier than ever.

More than four months after Collins handily dispatched Schumer’s efforts to deny her a fifth term, the moderate Maine Republican and the Senate majority leader have no relationship to speak of. And that awkward dynamic could make problems for Schumer in the coming months if his narrow Democratic majority needs Collins’ vote.

For weeks Collins has questioned Schumer’s handling of coronavirus relief negotiations, and on Tuesday night Schumer fired back to blame Collins’ fiscal conservatism for exacerbating the last financial crisis. The New York Democrat said in a nationally televised interview that his party’s courtship of three GOP votes for its Obama-era stimulus bill shrunk the legislation too much: “We made a big mistake in 2009 and ’10. Susan Collins was part of that mistake.”

Collins was not pleased to be singled out in such a manner. In an interview, she called Schumer’s comments an “extraordinary” backhanding of his most natural ally across the aisle. And she said there’s been zero contact with the Democratic leader since the election: “He has not spoken to me, no.”

I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake.

If only he had Dick Jones' conviction!

Schumer practising his whip skills like a ringmaster?

ew

If they sent every American a solid gold Cadillac and a blowjob machine I’d still be like “ok but where’s my free MDMA”

― Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, March 10, 2021 7:07 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lmao a+ post

― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, March 11, 2021 2:27 AM (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

the moment has passed but this is the truest post issued to these threads in idk how long

The House just passed universal background checks.

For the last 5 years Mitch McConnell refused to bring the bill up for a vote because he knew it might pass.

That’s a big part of why voters fired him. And now, the Senate WILL vote on comprehensive background checks. pic.twitter.com/bllM9WGm35

— Chris Murphy (@ChrisMurphyCT) March 11, 2021

this is good news, but how are they going to get the senate to vote on it now?

the majority leader controls what gets a vote, schumer will definitely put this bill up.

the question is if the bill actually does have enough bipartisan support to beat the filibuster.

joe manchin will force the republicans to talk/filibuster for 5 more years, until they back down