Alone in the Park - it's the Prem 2020-21 thread

Abysmal.

seen this game before

― imago, Thursday, 4 March 2021 19:12 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

newcastle hilariously doomed

oh god that's pathetic

Stupid law goes in Spurs favour for once.

Given them ten minutes and they’ll get another though.

https://preview.redd.it/pkepa318rmoz.jpg?auto=webp&s=2bc0a3b16c3068625cc5619cf7296ea9a82af19f

Fuck's sake. Keeping this on ice for any future instance of Newcastle edging toward the relegation zone

fulham almost viscerally better at football than spurs

I don’t think Spurs have completed a pass successfully in the last five minutes.

This is vomitous

We look to be a few men down, just nowhere

Lamela has played more football in 5 minutes than the rest of them combined all game

Yep, hes in the ascendancy at the moment

Kane having an awful game, not leading the line at all

Nobody in front of the back four showing at all

deeply dishonourable

a 'final act harry kane deliberately cunting a free-kick into touch' kind of win

If we won the league with 38 of those id have stopped watching by christmas, that was as bad as the everton cup performance

The unwillingness to mark is astonishing, and ive been watching spurs for three decades

What the fuck has rio ferdinand see, on about character and spirit and togetherness

Those cunts couldnt catch a bus together

Jose feels we shouldve won by more so yknow theres that

Ridiculous offside.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3J1fC11CBk

haha that’s amazing

Sorry i posted it a few places and didnt realise id dumped it without comment

This is the best thing tenuously related to football ive seen in i dunno how long

I love scotty parker, the wwi sergeant player and the casey affleck manager

Wasn't Scott Parker the kid doing keepy ups in a McDonaldds advert in the 90s? Real Seven ages of man(ager) shit

Oh wait, that's in the video lol

My gf saw an early season interview of his after Fulham had been humped and insisted he was changed out of his gourd

Changg-ed, that is

Words to only use in speech

Great video yeah

Parker will always be the guy who betrayed my team two weeks after I was given a shirt with his name on the back for Xmas but he's also proving a decent manager imo

oh wow somebody noticed the handball rule was bullshit

Xp did you creatively deface the back of the shirt to read PARKER IS JUDAS

White-on-red W and N of appropriate size and font safety-pinned on :)

I like it, but i'd worry not everyone would get it. "Why are you wearing 'WANKER'on your back m8?"

That was a depressing transfer, iirc it was the first Abramovic season, pre-mourinho, and you were pushing Chelsea quite hard in 3rd/4th, and they just... bought your best player and stuck him on the bench

They did the same with Reading and Steve Sidwell, and City and SWP. It was breathtakingly cynical

The Pieters and Kante non-penalties are bizarre to me.

Man, football is a slog recently

is anyone actually enjoying watching their team lately? Feels like West Ham are the only team playing well, Man City's success being a tiresome illegitimate fantasy as it is

I wouldn't bet against Villa cheering Wolves up later cos we've got noooothing at the moment

Have you seen how lacklustre we are tho?

Tbh our form improved when I missed a couple of games, and mostly I cannot be arsed at the moment

I mean yeah I wouldn't have bet against a mega-dull 0-0 of it wasn't for how superlatively inept the villa were against Sheff Utd

xp ah youre the eric dier of wolves fans then

Wolves this year has been a slog to watch, esp since Jimenez went down. but sports give me something to look forward to so I "enjoy" it in that extent.

i've only been following the team two years so harder for me to be disappointed I guess, lol.

they remind me my local team (Orlando City) - two years ago. team could barely find goals, they were all unconventional weird goals, and they'd find it difficult to beat anybody, even bottom feeders.

are we thinking Semedo is a bust at this point?

I think if you look at Doherty at Spurs Semedo is a step up, and looks the kind of player that will improve when the team around him improves

No you know what, I hold my hands up, that was a great watch

I for one am shocked

Liverpool doing an excellent impersonation of Spurs against Fulham.

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Cannot believe how good we made liverpool look

Even losing to the London teams now

If anything, this dreadful run shows how much we Kopites are part of the team and not having us affects everything. By contrast, look at West Ham, flying without the lingering threat of fan protests/apathy which have suffocated them in seasons past. Coincidence? Think not

Danny, Liverpool

proper big club energy, you love to see it

I broadly don't think they should have Carragher commentating on Liverpool matches but him solemnly dubbing them "mentality midgets" just now was good TV

heartbreaking if Newcastle can't get relegated from here