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ppl much less chill about this than punting on the minimum wage for some reason

fuck off

fyi milo: the thread was uninhabitable during that "debate"

your low, zzz

I hate Dr. Seuss and every creature in his books should be hosed down with a flamethrower

That is a fair take on Dr. Seuss imo. The cat in the hat scared the shit out of me and also repelled me as a kid; it was only as an adult, working in a bookstore, that I spent enough time looking at Dr. Seuss books to find one or two that I liked.

every time I see a reference to RBG it reminds me of this tweet from the day she died

Look, not the point but I just told my mum and she said oh “NO what?!”, very, very distraught and when I repeated it she said “Oh I thought you said ‘Ruth’s baby, Ginsberg’”

— Ben Jenkins (@bencjenkins) September 19, 2020

still can't stop picturing this scene. swollen moon hung above the sahel. vast creature perfectly still in the dark. dr michael crichton, pants down, locked in his life's most terrible test.

this thread has turned into quicksand

kumbayaaaaa, my loooord

https://i.imgur.com/C78RK9P.gif

so true

mom and pop capitalism is still bad folks

can my facebook MLM qualify for government subsidies

it is sad because i probably have the guidelines for this already downloaded somewhere

An MLM could qualify you for the PPP and EIDL IIRC.

i

want

xxp - I think there was one program that had guidelines that basically said "no MLM" but I forget which, and it could have just been a state or local thing -- it's like the ones that say, "no federal aid for sex workers" but in legalese

yes, they should give more money to actual low-income people; this can be done alongside giving money they campaigned on giving to middle income people; it will probably be yet another future tax credit like the stimulus payments from 2020 are on taxes filed this year

https://media.giphy.com/media/Ph6WVHcvwUVhnUoZ3t/giphy.gif

What is the Third Estate? Everything.

What has it been hitherto in the political order? Nothing.

What does it desire to be? To become something…

So when does your GG-like heel turn happen?

the what the heck makes me go for 5:1 --> Mormon

oh cool people are talking about this shit in this thread now too. still don't care about it. don't care about piers morgan. i know it';s really uncouth to say this on ilx but people consume / surf way too much mass culture. it's not healthy. that's an objective fact. sorry not sorry for telling it like it is.

otm

who?

Pete Momus

They intend to fight it out, you know.

Sorry to be negative, but I believe it for now.

tired: Are the Democrats good or bad?
wired: Are guillotines good or bad?

A cautionary tale about the pernicious effect of show tunes

it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes

YAH!

BILL IS FAILURE REPEAT IT ONLY ACCEPTABLE TAKE

GUILLOTINE! (chop!)

*head**basket**swish*
nuthin but net, baybee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E

go eat your bloomin' hamburger without a knife and fork in your caravan, Cleatus

i'd like a hamburger too tho

i can see this is another album cycle where we are celebrating bad writing

I'm starting to feel vindicated now that a dedicated dog-demonising thread that I've never going to click on again, quite revealingly keeps getting bumped up by a cat.

what are you implying

lol

i always happened what would happen to hatcat after the washington http://i.imgur.com/QbYzHTH.jpg finally changed their goddamn now

name

SlackCatHatBot will never die

hopefully the http://i.imgur.com/QbYzHTH.jpg will tho

There's a retweet button right there in the app.

Because Oak

You could go read any book.

I've been a fool before
Wouldn't like to get my snake caught in the Senate door
How about some defecation, please?

Straight up now tell me, do you really wanna cut the filibuster?
(Oh, oh, oh)
Or am I caught in a shit and run?
Straight up now tell me, is it gonna be Ted a-squirtin custard?
(Oh, oh, oh)
Or is this just about flexin buns??