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err, that was a little insincere. sorry.

― Remy (octodog.com) (x Jeremy), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

You like it and you know it.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.beesign.at/falten/view/heroines/schlumpfine.jpg

― amon (eman), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe you thought to look for that.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd hit it.

― Remy [(X+Y)(X+Y)= X^2 + 2XY + Y^2] (x Jeremy), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.beesign.at/falten/superheldinnen.html

― amon (eman), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.beesign.at/falten/view/heroines/spider2.jpg

― amon (eman), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, I'm unsettled.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Only now? THAT WAS SMURFETTE UP THERE

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

wrapped in latex, apparently, yeah. But at least she didn't have vagi-claws.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Enough with the freaky pictures - more of the sexing.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry, in searching for Sorayama art I found those crazy things and had to share. here's some sexy Sorayama:
http://esquisse.free.fr/Filles/sorayama/images/sora_045.jpg
http://esquisse.free.fr/Filles/sorayama/images/sora_015.jpg
ihttp://www.ibiblio.org/ulysses/gec/painting/sorayama/hajime1.jpg
ihttp://web.tiscali.it/puntonetonline/hot/SOR14.JPG

― amon (eman), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I shall leave you today by assaulting your senses and your sexes wwith Ellen Von Unwerth and Helmut Newton. You've all been great. PEACE OUT!

http://soulcatcherstudio.com/images/unwerth_book_images/Unwerth_5.jpg

http://a.relaunch.focus.de/img/gen/G/K/HBGKA1NaqTo_Pxgen_rc_400xA,400xA+0+0.jpg

http://www.mekka.com/log/images/helmut_women.jpg

http://www.artfacts.net/exhibpics/14470.jpg

http://www.lesbonet.org/galeria/albums/Ellen_Von_Unwerth/02_g.gif

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://members.lycos.co.uk/fantastygaleria/galleries/Hajime_Sorayama/h_sorayama029.jpg

― amon (eman), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I felt like a douche when I saw the image of those two girls making out upthread and my reaction was 'OOH CIGARETTES'

― Dude, are you a 15 year old asian chick? (jingleberries), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://members.lycos.co.uk/fantastygaleria/galleries/Hajime_Sorayama/h_sorayama037.jpg

― amon (eman), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Drawings of naked women do nothing whatsoever for me.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

all this and shamelessly flirting with someone online (okay, she might turn out to be a 40year old man in his parents' basement, but damn, she's good) — MASSIVE HORN.

*retreats to consider his options - to wank or not to wank*

― carson dial (carson dial), Friday, 18 March 2005 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Wank.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 March 2005 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I cannot stand that Sorayama guy.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Not much for me either but I bet drawing them is fun.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 18 March 2005 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

ahahahah alright, enjoy your co-misery. adieu

http://www.eros-guide.com/articles/2003-06-10/stockings/stockings4.jpg

― amon (eman), Friday, 18 March 2005 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost -

I wholeheartedly endorse luna and her advice…

― carson dial (carson dial), Saturday, 19 March 2005 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Well hell, I did it, I could hardly tell someone else not to.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 19 March 2005 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I love how we used to flirt shamelessly on Fridays and now we talk smut and advise each other to wank. It feels like we've come so far...

― M. White (Miguelito), Saturday, 19 March 2005 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.zona10.com.mx/autores/Helmut_Newton/images/nw-03_jpg.jpg

http://www.zona10.com.mx/autores/Helmut_Newton/images/nw-24_jpg.jpg

http://www.zona10.com.mx/autores/Helmut_Newton/images/nw-26_jpg.jpg

ihttp://usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2004/February/monica.bellucci.index.5.small2.jpg

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Saturday, 19 March 2005 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://grampaslap.com/images/shag/diego.jpg

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Saturday, 19 March 2005 09:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://freespace.virgin.net/slampiece.inc/5/images/ewan&jon.jpg

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Saturday, 19 March 2005 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

I agree with the sleep deprivation hypothesis.
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), September 29th, 2004 3:10 PM. (jaymc) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

Er, yeah.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

Man, am I glad that everyone else from my office has gone home!

Oh dear lord... that Ewan and Jonathan slash photo. I can't take it. HOTTEST THING EVER.

::fans self::

― Win A Lie-Down, Mrs. Davies (kate), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

so y'all are horny, huh

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

Hi.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

Actually, I think I may just be tired, for once.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

Not really horny. Just overtired. And well... everything seems sexual right now.

― Win A Lie-Down, Mrs. Davies (kate), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

That's what I'm getting at, Mandee.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

Nope, all those David Caruso photos just killed my clit-on. Phew.

― Win A Lie-Down, Mrs. Davies (kate), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

Oh who does it surprise that I'm posting here again? NO ONE, THAT'S WHO.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

We. Are. All. HORNDOGS!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

I'm really quite horny at the moment; I'm at the stage where you start looking at your coworkers with a certain eye. Of course this isn't helped at all by the fact that many of my coworkers are cute student girls...

I miss having a fuck buddy.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

ME TOO.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

Christ, someone send me dirty email please.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

It surprises the baby Jesus!

xpost to Lunars

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

This was really my finest hour.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

beesign.at!! good god

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

Luna, I tried to send you a dirty email, but failed miserably.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

Failed in sending it or in writing it?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

i look at almost every man in THAT way

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

With disdain?

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

Ladies and gentlemen of the scientific community, I trust I need not elaborate on the unlikelitude of a member of the ursus horibilis species being able to shave its own pubic area. And to those here tonight who may think otherwise and have gone to the media propounding your cockamamie theories, I suggest you open your grade school science textbooks to the section marked Opposable Thumbs.

― Dr. Camby, Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

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