https://i.imgur.com/6kWchCS.jpg
Lifeguard Bartender on duty.
― Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Saturday, 27 February 2021 16:04 (five years ago)
nice!
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 February 2021 16:56 (five years ago)
You look like an absolute boss there, WmC.
― emil.y, Saturday, 27 February 2021 16:58 (five years ago)
love the sign to the left of your head :)
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 February 2021 16:59 (five years ago)
Hail and kill the day
https://i.ibb.co/4sCHZrQ/image.png
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 February 2021 17:48 (five years ago)
true metal
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Monday, 1 March 2021 12:08 (five years ago)
William Crump looking very much like a man who has come home.
― trishyb, Monday, 1 March 2021 15:20 (five years ago)
WmC, how are customers behaving at your bar?
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 March 2021 15:22 (five years ago)
Maskless, aerosolizing all over the place, tipping really badly.
― Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Monday, 1 March 2021 18:46 (five years ago)
have you the authority to say something?
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 March 2021 18:49 (five years ago)
I suppose I do, but I don't really want to go into the reasons why I haven't. C'est com...com...compliqué.
My beard is trimmed way back from when that pic was taken.
― Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Monday, 1 March 2021 18:58 (five years ago)
nah I get it, all good.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 March 2021 18:59 (five years ago)
this definitely isn't a screenshot from instagram.com/karlmalone, but i like my dog hat, i like my paints, i've been feeling terrible and cranky and sad and bitter and angry for the last several weeks, things are still bad, but i'm kinda tipsy, i'm definitely high, and i like my dog hat
https://i.imgur.com/l5eQx5z.png
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 13 March 2021 23:42 (five years ago)
and you know what, i love my iron-on brian eno shirt i got for christmas 2019, too
https://i.imgur.com/pVzznA9.jpg
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 13 March 2021 23:47 (five years ago)
what do y'all want from me, eh?
https://i.imgur.com/O7EUlET.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 March 2021 23:57 (five years ago)
get away from my door sir, this is the third weekend in a row and i'm tired of it
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 13 March 2021 23:58 (five years ago)
I want your fucking iron-on Eno shirt.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 March 2021 23:59 (five years ago)
your madras shirt looks good too, Alfred. you both look good
― Dan S, Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:03 (five years ago)
<3
alfred i also have a falling apart iron-on Pylon shirt, in Good-Very Good+ condition
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:09 (five years ago)
and you bet i like saying iron-on Pylon out loud as many times as possible
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:10 (five years ago)
also i realized that i had some soot (??) on my nose after i posted that second photo. i mean, lots of soot around here so
don't see any soot just a sexy guy
― Dan S, Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:32 (five years ago)
I see a sexy guy without a shirt
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:36 (five years ago)
attn Neanderthal: where did u get your Manowar shirt?
― map ca. 1890 (map), Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:45 (five years ago)
looking back on this, WmC’s picture is awesome!
― Dan S, Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:51 (five years ago)
I want to be in that bar
― Dan S, Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:55 (five years ago)
i thought the same when i saw it!
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 14 March 2021 01:04 (five years ago)
I want to serve Karl drinks
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 March 2021 01:11 (five years ago)
i'm good at bars! i think i'm going to work on that this summer
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 14 March 2021 01:22 (five years ago)
― map ca. 1890 (map), Saturday, March 13, 2021 7:45 PM bookmarkflaglink
Amazon! It was this weird OTT 3D design and I had to have it
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 March 2021 02:02 (five years ago)
trying to build some model rockets
https://i.imgur.com/gcHhon5.jpg
― frogbs, Sunday, 14 March 2021 02:13 (five years ago)
frogbs when you have that look on your face you look like one of the poor saps in black and white having trouble with everyday tasks at the beginning of an infomercial
― Canon in Deez (silby), Sunday, 14 March 2021 02:19 (five years ago)
is that your daughter, frogbs?!
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 March 2021 02:24 (five years ago)
yes she is
she was super excited about it until this happened
https://imgur.com/a/CzCI3xD
and yea definitely think I missed my calling in infomericals, I look like that half the time
― frogbs, Sunday, 14 March 2021 02:33 (five years ago)
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Sunday, March 14, 2021 2:02 AM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
i got one
― map ca. 1890 (map), Sunday, 14 March 2021 02:33 (five years ago)
Hugely important parent-child moment, that! "Let's stand in the cold and marvel at Kohoutek."
― Michael Jones, Sunday, 14 March 2021 10:29 (five years ago)
Yeah I really Musk’d that one
― frogbs, Sunday, 14 March 2021 14:21 (five years ago)
Lol @ that video. That brings back so many childhood memories.
― is that a haruomi hosono sword? (PBKR), Sunday, 14 March 2021 14:58 (five years ago)
My first contact with another being!
https://i.imgur.com/YRoj8nj.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 March 2021 00:11 (five years ago)
nice
― Dan S, Monday, 22 March 2021 00:30 (five years ago)
doggy say hi to me
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 22 March 2021 00:49 (five years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/kC7yLBN.jpg
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 28 March 2021 02:36 (five years ago)
i made this my twitter avatar for a few minutes, but then realized (as i was trying to make a serious comment about a friend of mine's mother that died of Covid) that it would undercut some of my intentions
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 28 March 2021 02:41 (five years ago)
More of an excuse to test my new uke than a sketch, but hi!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSZf0XbRfqE
― P-Zunit (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 April 2021 17:48 (five years ago)
https://imgur.com/gallery/LeB2VwS
― i bought biden some thin mints with my stimmy (PBKR), Monday, 19 April 2021 12:26 (five years ago)
http://imgur.com/gallery/LeB2VwS
Last try.
― i bought biden some thin mints with my stimmy (PBKR), Monday, 19 April 2021 12:31 (five years ago)
images, how do they work?
― i bought biden some thin mints with my stimmy (PBKR), Monday, 19 April 2021 12:35 (five years ago)
Good morning!
https://i.imgur.com/oT7jytS.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 April 2021 12:49 (five years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/5ZwwxgY.jpeg
― In my house are many Manchins (WmC), Monday, 19 April 2021 14:03 (five years ago)
The bright lights of Croydon, as captured by the 14yo (now 15yo).https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51659390814_3598d83903_b.jpg
― Michael Jones, Monday, 8 November 2021 00:13 (four years ago)
Great photo.
― Hannibal Lecture (PBKR), Monday, 8 November 2021 01:01 (four years ago)
Hi! Plans Friday?
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 November 2021 01:04 (four years ago)
Just a quick selfie apropos of nothing
https://i.imgur.com/EyxgdHZ.jpeg
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Monday, 8 November 2021 18:34 (four years ago)
Huh
"I begged and cajoled, still couldn't get in that picture. Hmph."
https://i.imgur.com/tj7lOhf.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 November 2021 22:00 (four years ago)
cos i'm the plaid man, yeahi'm the plaid manand i'm working for no one but me
https://i.imgur.com/tbeXqZ6.jpg
― my hands are always in my pockets or gesturing. (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 23:11 (four years ago)
I've had it up to here with Karl getting cuter
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 23:52 (four years ago)
plaid man knows where the plaids will growplaid man knows that the plaids will growhe's the plaid man
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 December 2021 00:15 (four years ago)
*cough*
https://i.imgur.com/19IUMlf.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 02:47 (four years ago)
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 02:48 (four years ago)