I need a good autostraddle
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, February 24, 2021 4:32 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:00 (five years ago)
tbf that's how he meant it in context too though
Well, yeah.
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:58 (five years ago)
"Damn, great-great-grandpa Jebediah was HUNG!"― chillin' like Emperor Maximilian (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, March 1, 2021
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 March 2021 01:31 (five years ago)
I'm interested in the load of wank.
― pomenitul, Thursday, March 4, 2021 3:55 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
The loads, even.
― map ca. 1890 (map), Thursday, 4 March 2021 17:50 (five years ago)
:D
― pomenitul, Thursday, 4 March 2021 17:50 (five years ago)
I couldn't get with Afterbirth at all
― imago, Thursday, March 11, 2021 12:32 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 March 2021 18:09 (five years ago)
Lol I just knew it was that
― your passion oozzes from the (ultros ultros-ghali), Thursday, 11 March 2021 19:08 (five years ago)
i remembered Simon as romantic and dreamy, but his behavior seems pretty shitty and self-indulgent on a reread, for example.
― horseshoe, Saturday, March 13, 2021 3:27 PM
― pomenitul, Saturday, 13 March 2021 20:29 (five years ago)
http://www.freesimon.org/
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 13 March 2021 20:34 (five years ago)
*but still, pulls the lever for ted cruz's ass constrictor with confidence*
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, March 17, 2021 3:41 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:45 (five years ago)
horseshoe otm
― intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:48 (five years ago)
semen and weed both smell amazing sheesh
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Saturday, March 20, 2021 6:55 PM
― pomenitul, Saturday, 20 March 2021 22:57 (five years ago)
yeah mladic slaps
― This Is Not An ILX Username (LaMonte), Thursday, April 8, 2021 4:56 PM
― pomenitul, Thursday, 8 April 2021 20:59 (five years ago)
just to be clear, i don't have any children. i'm just talking about "my boys"
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, May 19, 2021 3:31 PM (twenty-five minutes ago)
― Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 22:57 (five years ago)
come on we all do it
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 23:43 (five years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSlXjbNIbYk
― Working in the POLL Mine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 23:47 (five years ago)
Mods are Alt-Righters, no shock there I guess.
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Wednesday, June 2, 2021 10:53 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 2 June 2021 18:19 (five years ago)
I remembering being fuck awful at the last wc― xyzzzz__, dinsdag 29 juni 2021 20:40
― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 19:02 (four years ago)
Is it me or is this turd getting much worse much faster?
― burnt hombre (stevie), Monday, August 2, 2021 12:56 PM (nineteen minutes ago)
― rob, Monday, 2 August 2021 17:16 (four years ago)
"Underwear" is pretty great imo
― billstevejim, Monday, September 20, 2021 1:29 PM bookmarkflaglink
― you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 September 2021 17:45 (four years ago)
Yeah, it’s gotta be jizzy condoms, right? Who the hell would do that? In my experience the dude usually takes care of disposing of that. Did she ask her guys for their juicy rubber?― Cow_Art, Friday, October 15, 2021 6:02 PM
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 October 2021 20:38 (four years ago)
fuck the Dolphins, fuck them so hard.― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Sunday, October 24, 2021
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 October 2021 20:37 (four years ago)
A friend of mine was notified today that her regular consultation regarding a daily medication has been postponed for 11 months
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, October 23, 2021 12:37 AM bookmarkflaglink
probably don't want to know, but: kevin drew?
― mookieproof, Monday, October 25, 2021 10:29 PM bookmarkflaglink
― talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Tuesday, 26 October 2021 14:33 (four years ago)
just imagine Bono nude
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, November 3, 2021 9:20 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 4 November 2021 05:47 (four years ago)
I prescribe milk and trying some butt stuff going forward.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, November 4, 2021 1:34 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― joygoat, Thursday, 4 November 2021 17:47 (four years ago)
You put one part of the V between your legs and angle the neck upward on a diagonal and it’s fine.
― Josefa, Sunday, November 7, 2021 3:48 PM (fifty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
^^Edited for the dirty
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 7 November 2021 22:49 (four years ago)
Just vaseline your pole imago, their momentum gets them about three feet up before they just slide back down again
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Monday, January 31, 2022 3:23 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 31 January 2022 15:36 (four years ago)
lol!
― calzino, Monday, 31 January 2022 15:39 (four years ago)
ahaha i saw that and knew it'd end up here
― imago, Monday, 31 January 2022 16:33 (four years ago)
lol
― Someone left a space telescope out in the rain (Tom D.), Monday, 31 January 2022 18:17 (four years ago)
wow
― rob, Monday, 31 January 2022 18:24 (four years ago)
I love both of you guys and would FAP anytime but I am really so mad about this, I'm just gonna unbookmark
― bad milk blood robot (sleeve), Tuesday, February 1, 2022 6:48 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 00:58 (four years ago)
Wait, I'm assuming Mendelssohn hated LZII. If he liked it, then the review stinks.― sund4r subramanian (sund4r), Monday, November 22, 2004 12:31 AM (seventeen years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 22 March 2022 19:10 (four years ago)
Ian's not coming over the top of me anymore, but it is going over Neanderthal.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, September 28, 2022 12:10 AM (thirty-five seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
― sorry, it's just Babe (2006) (Evan), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 04:12 (three years ago)
sounds like there needs to be a big jack off to determine who's the first result
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, November 11, 2022 1:34 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 November 2022 19:04 (three years ago)
oh great, now i wanna party with difficult listening hour's mom― alpine static, Thursday, February 2, 2023
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 February 2023 04:52 (three years ago)
haven't thought about that asshole in years
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, February 11, 2023 8:03 PM bookmarkflaglink
― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 February 2023 01:04 (three years ago)
Hope the obits spend as little time as possible on My Ding-a-Ling.
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Saturday, March 18, 2017 5:29 PM (five years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 13 February 2023 00:11 (three years ago)
Plenty of us liked it in 2003. And she can like any color and temperature of cum she damn well pleases.
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, February 18, 2023 10:21 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 18 February 2023 17:50 (three years ago)
My hopes for Girlfriend are dwindling
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Monday, February 20, 2023 2:51 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
― na (NA), Monday, 20 February 2023 20:53 (three years ago)
"My Year of Dicks" was easily, totally better all around.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, March 13, 2023 10:33 AM (thirty-six seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 13 March 2023 15:37 (three years ago)
I had blessedly forgotten James's turgidity.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, June 17, 2023 1:27 PM
― mookieproof, Saturday, 17 June 2023 18:33 (three years ago)
Nude slaps in this
― blue6ave, Tuesday, 31 January 2023 06:16 (four months ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ledge, Thursday, 22 June 2023 12:04 (two years ago)
Yeah I also listened to as much as I needed to. I am a reasonably tolerant fan, but I don't need to spend six hours with Tony's organ
So to speak
― pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, June 27, 2023 10:30 AM bookmarkflaglink
― sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 14:40 (two years ago)
So what ever happened to balls?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, July 13, 2023 9:51 PM bookmarkflaglink
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 July 2023 13:42 (two years ago)
there's - ordinarily - a left one and a right one, a lower and an upper one
im gonna say it would be pretty embarrassing not to have them sorted
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Friday, 14 July 2023 13:51 (two years ago)
i'm only at no.10 right now but yes, so far i feel the Big Issues™️ have always been red herrings and it's actually at its best when everything is v small and crappy beer and ppl being dumb weasely shits
― mark s, Thursday, 3 August 2023 18:26 (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 18:09 (two years ago)
nice
― rob, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 20:54 (two years ago)
I sometimes skip pulling my pants down before i start peeing
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, August 9, 2023 3:35 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 9 August 2023 20:40 (two years ago)