Plural seems a bit excessive
― The Scampo Fell to Earth (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 February 2021 11:57 (three years ago) link
Inside the Gently Competitive World of Giant Vegetable Growing
Snoop Dogg also once approached Fortey for advice. “I do vegetation myself,” Snoop told the BBC.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 28 February 2021 11:29 (three years ago) link
Some 'tone deaf' Real Scotland.
https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/19134779.gordon-beattie-resigns-tone-deaf-social-media-post/
― Punk's not daft (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 March 2021 09:24 (three years ago) link
Strong white guy quoting that Chris Rock routine energy
― ukania west (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 4 March 2021 09:27 (three years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/ufM7psalve— Gordon Beattie (@gordonbeattie) March 3, 2021
― calzino, Thursday, 4 March 2021 09:31 (three years ago) link
is that a different Gordon or did they just an old pic in The herald?
― calzino, Thursday, 4 March 2021 09:32 (three years ago) link
Same guy.
― Punk's not daft (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 March 2021 09:40 (three years ago) link
doing memes of himself with his own inspirational quotes seems to be a regular feature of his account!
― calzino, Thursday, 4 March 2021 09:52 (three years ago) link
the first Shitposting Chancellor of the Exchequer
― Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Thursday, 4 March 2021 09:53 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EqyjitpXAAgnJYX?format=jpg&name=medium
there is this millionaire down the road from me and when I nosily peered into the sun lounge of his new-build mansion (that doesn't have a front garden and has been built right on the edge of a countryside road) and on the wall he has the slogan "Teamwork ... Is What Makes the Dream Work". I felt like throwing a brick through his window!
― calzino, Thursday, 4 March 2021 10:00 (three years ago) link
the mysterious magic of capitalism, fetch me a bulldozer
― The Scampo Fell to Earth (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 March 2021 10:04 (three years ago) link
Gordon Beattie's Quote For The Day: Fuck the Pope and the IRA.
― Punk's not daft (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 March 2021 10:14 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EoTaqMtXIAAFKaH?format=jpg&name=medium
come back when you've put out 5 volumes of your shitposting, dril
― calzino, Thursday, 4 March 2021 10:25 (three years ago) link
My west coast bias had him judged by his name, his equal opps targets just confirmed it.
― Punk's Daft (onimo), Thursday, 4 March 2021 10:59 (three years ago) link
"Road runner" birds "attacking dogs" after invading Hertfordshire housing estate https://t.co/MGcMs7GoJT— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) March 26, 2021
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Friday, 26 March 2021 11:22 (three years ago) link
rhea england
― koogs, Friday, 26 March 2021 20:18 (three years ago) link
o pls
― imago, Friday, 26 March 2021 20:20 (three years ago) link
Corby, Northampton, 1979. Photo submitted by Jessica Clark.Jessica “My dad Dermot Powderly holding his Kestrel as his mum watches on in the background.” pic.twitter.com/w769tdiEF8— The People’s Archive (@peoplearchive) April 10, 2021
― koogs, Sunday, 11 April 2021 18:34 (three years ago) link
wonderful.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 April 2021 20:06 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/P6n7a9m.jpg
Saw this today. That's already some top work to put it up there but then to be arsed to climb up and put it at half-mast is serious dedication.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 19:43 (three years ago) link
A couple of weeks ago I saw a white van which had a number plate that more or less read 'ALBION'.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 20:03 (three years ago) link
look i think we should all be supporting Pete, refurbishing any hotel in whitstable would take hard work
― Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Thursday, 15 April 2021 08:44 (three years ago) link
FUCKING YIKES #facebooknews pic.twitter.com/zjjWwICG0X— Andy Parmo (@andyparmo) April 17, 2021
― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 18 April 2021 09:42 (three years ago) link
trying my damnedest to not think about thos beans
― calzino, Sunday, 18 April 2021 09:51 (three years ago) link
a local scruffy-as-fuck, long since closed pub once put up a sign to advertise their substandard lunch options that was something like: "don't be shy, we haven't poisoned anyone yet".
― calzino, Sunday, 18 April 2021 10:04 (three years ago) link
I often pass this pub in Glasgow and wonder what the 3 quid lunch is like
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_O_m0vWAAUhPRU.jpg
― Ward Fowler, Sunday, 18 April 2021 10:26 (three years ago) link
what do you mean beans on toast with a melted kraft slice on top is all 3 courses?
― calzino, Sunday, 18 April 2021 10:47 (three years ago) link
The Star Bar special has gone up in price, when I lived round the corner it was £2!
― boxedjoy, Sunday, 18 April 2021 10:49 (three years ago) link
lol, they put a sticker over the old price.
― calzino, Sunday, 18 April 2021 10:54 (three years ago) link
a dram, a pint of heavy and a shot of 'buca for afters shurely?
― Call of Scampi: Slack Nephrops (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 April 2021 10:59 (three years ago) link
The serious answer is soup, pie & chips etc, tinned fruit/ice cream, apparently.
― brain (krakow), Sunday, 18 April 2021 11:08 (three years ago) link
Have it for breakfast and nothing worse will happen to you that day!
― Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 18 April 2021 11:10 (three years ago) link
https://englishmum.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/IMG-20111018-00034.jpg
― calzino, Sunday, 18 April 2021 11:17 (three years ago) link
Is that the Star Bar at Eglinton Toll? Never been in it!
― Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Sunday, 18 April 2021 11:26 (three years ago) link
Bro, 70 year drill rappers from the UK. Shit is crazy pic.twitter.com/8IIxmaRXhM— Jason (@VirgilAbroke) April 17, 2021
― calzino, Sunday, 18 April 2021 13:33 (three years ago) link
pete & bas have got bars.
― oscar bravo, Sunday, 18 April 2021 16:57 (three years ago) link
the money comes bluethe money comes whitethe money comes pinknow i'm washing out red with a petrol can in the bathroom sink
― oscar bravo, Sunday, 18 April 2021 16:59 (three years ago) link
judgment in from which caterpillar magazine
― mark s, Thursday, 22 April 2021 09:02 (three years ago) link
“some of our testers found the lack of eye details disturbing”
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 22 April 2021 09:05 (three years ago) link
scrape them all into a jar (cocoon) and wait for the gorgeous butterflies to emerge
― mark s, Thursday, 22 April 2021 09:41 (three years ago) link
Fried caterpillars for a late lunch. Yummy. pic.twitter.com/2ue4k7H7Fu— Alex Cunningham MP (@ACunninghamMP) March 24, 2021
this Labour MP for Stockton North had his greatest twitter success with this post!
― calzino, Thursday, 22 April 2021 10:36 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ezp9KnFX0AMIEv9?format=jpg&name=medium
― Left, Friday, 23 April 2021 21:19 (three years ago) link
do i want to knowi don’t want to know
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 23 April 2021 21:31 (three years ago) link
Wokecester sauce is all good
― calzino, Friday, 23 April 2021 21:34 (three years ago) link
Spag Bol sound like a Star Trek:Next Generation character
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 23 April 2021 21:42 (three years ago) link
laughed at this yesterday but now I'm curious because of course "spag bol" is not an Italian dish at all, so either someone is winding him up here or he has just made it up entirely, or maybe this is just about a recipe which says not to use it?I'm not curious enough to actually go the the daily mail dot com so suppose this will always be a mystery.
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 23 April 2021 22:09 (three years ago) link
big Antonio Carluccio had some quite strong opinions on UK spag bol and his recipe didn't include garlic, basil, oregano nor any herbs and definitely not Worcester sauce. But yeah lol at the idea that some Brit condiment will upset the woke purists who are mostly making quite rudimentary variants of a bastardised made-up recipe!
― calzino, Friday, 23 April 2021 22:27 (three years ago) link
This picture caption is particularly unhinged, even by the Mail on Sunday’s standards: pic.twitter.com/u4llflyxGL— Mic Wright 🏳️🌈🌋🏴☠️ (@brokenbottleboy) April 25, 2021
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Sunday, 25 April 2021 11:35 (three years ago) link
our brave boys :'(
― Fizzles, Sunday, 25 April 2021 18:04 (three years ago) link
https://twitter.com/RacistPets
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 25 April 2021 18:18 (three years ago) link