I'm hearing reports that Rush Limbaugh is still very much dead, can anyone confirm
― The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 18:03 (three years ago) link
Senate has confirmed Rush is dead, 51-49
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 18:04 (three years ago) link
our decision desk has called it, his dirty old ass is rotting on a cold slab as we speak
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 18:05 (three years ago) link
Plugged ol' Rush into the anagram machine and
Ham Hubris Lug
― The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 18:16 (three years ago) link
Now, finally, every mention of 'Rush' can be appertaining to the band and not this cunt.
― spot fuckify (Matt #2), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 18:19 (three years ago) link
Or the BAD II song.
― peace, man, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 18:29 (three years ago) link
My condolences to lung cancer for having to live with Limbaugh for so long.
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 18:30 (three years ago) link
Limbaugh died as he lived: a malignant windbag.
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 18:32 (three years ago) link
this was wonderful news to wake up to
i will try to remember this day every year
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 18:32 (three years ago) link
Can't wait for the inevitable butthurt backlash against people celebrating the death of someone who lived as if his fondest wish was for people to celebrate his death
― old lunch
i'm getting my rush limbaugh impersonation ready to go so that if/when there's an inevitable butthurt backlash, i can just pretend i'm rush limbaugh back at them
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 18:34 (three years ago) link
*faces the other direction, rubs face a little, hunches shoulders. turns back around*
"I'M RUSH LIMBAUGH AND I'M AN EVIL PIECE OF SHIT THAT DESTROYS FAMILIES! NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK! I'M RUSH LIMBAUGH!!"
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 18:35 (three years ago) link
"AND YOU'RE ONE OF MY LISTENERS! YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT! FUCK YOUR FAMILY TOO! I'M RUSH LIMBAUGH!!"
had to come check on you guys in this difficult time
― cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 18:36 (three years ago) link
"I'M MARK LEVIN! I'M EVIL TOO!""AND I'M SEAN HANNITY, AND I'M EVIL TOO!""I'M TUCKER CARLSON, AND I'M EVIL TOO!""AND I'M THE RICH GUY WHO PAYS THEM ALL TO SPEW HATRED ON MY HATE SPEECH RADIO NETWORK, AND I'M EVIL TOO!"
♫ "WE'RE EVILLLLL, AND WE LIKE TO FUCK YOUR FAMILY, LA-DE-DAAAH! ♫ ♫ AND OUR EXTENDED FAMILIES ARE EVIL AS WEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL ♫
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 18:38 (three years ago) link
food not agreeing with me, GOTTA GO TAKE A WICKED 'RUSH'
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 18:48 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm6GiHomqG4“My question is about the budget, sir”
― scampless, rattled and puce (gyac), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 18:51 (three years ago) link
“I have a very beautiful weakness,” the former president told Fox News. “I tend to like people who like me.”Trump described Limbaugh as a “legend” who was beloved by his fans. “There aren’t too many legends around, but he is a legend,” Trump said.When asked about what he and Limbaugh had spoken about in recent weeks, the president said they discussed the presidential election results.“Rush thought we won, and so do I, by the way,” Trump said. “I think we won substantially.”
Trump described Limbaugh as a “legend” who was beloved by his fans. “There aren’t too many legends around, but he is a legend,” Trump said.
When asked about what he and Limbaugh had spoken about in recent weeks, the president said they discussed the presidential election results.
“Rush thought we won, and so do I, by the way,” Trump said. “I think we won substantially.”
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 18:59 (three years ago) link
hey thanks Rush for priming the pump for pretty much every bad political development of my adult life. hope you went painfully!
― Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 19:04 (three years ago) link
Actually quite a fitting tribute for our ex-prez to eulogize Rush by talking mostly about himself.
― The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 19:08 (three years ago) link
assumed this thread being active today was not related to his actual demise lol
― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 19:12 (three years ago) link
I keep it real, unlike shakey mo
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 19:14 (three years ago) link
Wait, guys, breaking news: it turns out that these were all just rumors and innuendo. It seems that Rush Limbaugh is actually still alive.
― The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 19:19 (three years ago) link
...
Not really.
He’s fully dead, repeat Rush Limbaugh died and is no longer alive
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 19:27 (three years ago) link
Someone should poke him with a stick just to be sure.
Or like a lot of someones with a lot of sticks.
― The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 19:27 (three years ago) link
I know there's been a lot of scientific interest in seeing what would happen if we shot a human being directly into the sun, but has it actually happened? It's time to move beyond theory and put our innovative astro-corpse-disposal methods into practice
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 19:37 (three years ago) link
same deal with the science regarding hydraulic presses crushing things. we've crushed gold bars with ease, but can these machines handle a rush limbaugh?
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 19:43 (three years ago) link
Confirmed: Rush not dead, Vote was 51-49 with 49 Republicans, Joe Manchin, and Diane Feinstein crossing the aisle to vote that he's alive.
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 19:43 (three years ago) link
xp think of what science could do with the resultant paste
― rob, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 19:44 (three years ago) link
i just feel like maybe rush should give back a little to the scientific community, maybe donate parts of his body to several hundred different hundred unauthorized cadaver studies, along with industrial engineer groups
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 19:44 (three years ago) link
lol forget the aisle, Feinstein crossed the entire length of the Capitol to put in that vote
― avatar of a kind of respectability homosexual culture (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 19:46 (three years ago) link
news: Feinstein and Limbaugh lovers, awaiting confirmation
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 19:48 (three years ago) link
Best GIS search result returned for Rush today
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jSusm4hARug/T1GT0zEutMI/AAAAAAAAFkQ/STfQsLMqJdY/s1600/enjoy%2Bthe%2Bproflowers%2Bslut.jpg
― The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 19:52 (three years ago) link
just saw Prince Philip is in the hospital, could this really be that kind of a day?!
― rob, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 19:55 (three years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/fXfW207FDq— Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff) February 17, 2021
― calzino, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 20:02 (three years ago) link
take Ted Cruz, Alex Jones, and Dan Bongino today, and it'll be a real Mardi Gras
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 20:02 (three years ago) link
xxp i suspect a last ditch effort to save rush by grafting his head onto philips shoulder a la The Thing with Two Heads
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 20:03 (three years ago) link
Death is such a personal thing. When I think of Limbaugh I instantly remember how he made fun of gay people dying of AIDS, making a cruel and hopeless time even worse, but that's just me. You have to find your own way of being happy that he's dead. 🥂— Stephen Guy-Bray (@SGUYBRAY) February 17, 2021
― calzino, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 20:04 (three years ago) link
Burn Limbaugh's body to power Texas— The Big Communism Builder ☭⭐️🦌 (@CmndrFish) February 17, 2021
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 20:06 (three years ago) link
What temperature does Oxycontin burn at
just curious
― illumi-naughty (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 20:07 (three years ago) link
it's not so much the temperature, it requires an invisible hand to hold it up to the flames
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 20:18 (three years ago) link
He took his sweet time about it. Seems like he got his terminal diagnosis last September and he still managed to shovel steaming heaps of lies and stupidity for months after the election. What a piece of shit human being.
― Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 20:32 (three years ago) link
not many people come to know their fate ahead of time, like he did. he had time to step back and re-assess his mortality, his life, his purpose. he could have even tried to make amends in some ways (and man we all would have lost our shit on him if he tried). but instead he doubled down on everything that made him evil and got a medal from a fascist for his efforts
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 20:37 (three years ago) link
One thing that does upset me is that he isn't going to die again
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 20:38 (three years ago) link
RONG
Rush Limbaugh - Dead Again
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 20:45 (three years ago) link
I never listened to his show but I know about his coded and not-so-coded racism and hatred. Fuck him.
As someone who tried not to pay attention to him, I'm wondering: Was he honest about his political opinions or was he just following the money? Or does that even matter?
― wasdnuos (abanana), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 21:11 (three years ago) link
he seemed less like today's Alex Jones and that he is really that batshit stupid
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 21:15 (three years ago) link
oh.i'm sorry.
WAS.
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 21:16 (three years ago) link
Rush, pretty sure WYSIWYG. Maybe the lower you get down the Fox broadcaster chain, it's more a career move for post-collegiate Media majors (and/or stupidity given free rein) vs. their firm convictions.
― the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 21:16 (three years ago) link