RIP Rush Limbaugh

this is a positive development

finally
it has happened to Rush
hope his teeth are extruded
and his ribs are all crushed

Can't wait for the inevitable butthurt backlash against people celebrating the death of someone who lived as if his fondest wish was for people to celebrate his death

― old lunch

Nicely put

hearing reports that he tried to eat his medal of freedom and choked, awaiting confirmation

Senate has confirmed him as having choked on medal of freedom, 51-49

I don’t know if americans are aware how much his brand of conservatism has been succesfully exported beyond the borders, his death was a necessity.

everyone's death is iirc

hoping the NYT chooses to quote this thread extensively

I'm hearing reports that Rush Limbaugh is still very much dead, can anyone confirm

Senate has confirmed Rush is dead, 51-49

our decision desk has called it, his dirty old ass is rotting on a cold slab as we speak

Plugged ol' Rush into the anagram machine and

Ham Hubris Lug

Now, finally, every mention of 'Rush' can be appertaining to the band and not this cunt.

Or the BAD II song.

My condolences to lung cancer for having to live with Limbaugh for so long.

Limbaugh died as he lived: a malignant windbag.

this was wonderful news to wake up to

i will try to remember this day every year

Can't wait for the inevitable butthurt backlash against people celebrating the death of someone who lived as if his fondest wish was for people to celebrate his death

― old lunch

i'm getting my rush limbaugh impersonation ready to go so that if/when there's an inevitable butthurt backlash, i can just pretend i'm rush limbaugh back at them

*faces the other direction, rubs face a little, hunches shoulders. turns back around*

"I'M RUSH LIMBAUGH AND I'M AN EVIL PIECE OF SHIT THAT DESTROYS FAMILIES! NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK! I'M RUSH LIMBAUGH!!"

"AND YOU'RE ONE OF MY LISTENERS! YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT! FUCK YOUR FAMILY TOO! I'M RUSH LIMBAUGH!!"

had to come check on you guys in this difficult time

"I'M MARK LEVIN! I'M EVIL TOO!"
"AND I'M SEAN HANNITY, AND I'M EVIL TOO!"
"I'M TUCKER CARLSON, AND I'M EVIL TOO!"
"AND I'M THE RICH GUY WHO PAYS THEM ALL TO SPEW HATRED ON MY HATE SPEECH RADIO NETWORK, AND I'M EVIL TOO!"

♫ "WE'RE EVILLLLL, AND WE LIKE TO FUCK YOUR FAMILY, LA-DE-DAAAH! ♫
♫ AND OUR EXTENDED FAMILIES ARE EVIL AS WEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL ♫

food not agreeing with me, GOTTA GO TAKE A WICKED 'RUSH'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm6GiHomqG4
“My question is about the budget, sir”

“I have a very beautiful weakness,” the former president told Fox News. “I tend to like people who like me.”

Trump described Limbaugh as a “legend” who was beloved by his fans. “There aren’t too many legends around, but he is a legend,” Trump said.

When asked about what he and Limbaugh had spoken about in recent weeks, the president said they discussed the presidential election results.

“Rush thought we won, and so do I, by the way,” Trump said. “I think we won substantially.”

hey thanks Rush for priming the pump for pretty much every bad political development of my adult life. hope you went painfully!

Actually quite a fitting tribute for our ex-prez to eulogize Rush by talking mostly about himself.

assumed this thread being active today was not related to his actual demise lol

I keep it real, unlike shakey mo

Wait, guys, breaking news: it turns out that these were all just rumors and innuendo. It seems that Rush Limbaugh is actually still alive.

...

Not really.

He’s fully dead, repeat Rush Limbaugh died and is no longer alive

Someone should poke him with a stick just to be sure.

Or like a lot of someones with a lot of sticks.

I know there's been a lot of scientific interest in seeing what would happen if we shot a human being directly into the sun, but has it actually happened? It's time to move beyond theory and put our innovative astro-corpse-disposal methods into practice

same deal with the science regarding hydraulic presses crushing things. we've crushed gold bars with ease, but can these machines handle a rush limbaugh?

Confirmed: Rush not dead, Vote was 51-49 with 49 Republicans, Joe Manchin, and Diane Feinstein crossing the aisle to vote that he's alive.

xp think of what science could do with the resultant paste

i just feel like maybe rush should give back a little to the scientific community, maybe donate parts of his body to several hundred different hundred unauthorized cadaver studies, along with industrial engineer groups

lol forget the aisle, Feinstein crossed the entire length of the Capitol to put in that vote

news: Feinstein and Limbaugh lovers, awaiting confirmation

Best GIS search result returned for Rush today

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jSusm4hARug/T1GT0zEutMI/AAAAAAAAFkQ/STfQsLMqJdY/s1600/enjoy%2Bthe%2Bproflowers%2Bslut.jpg

just saw Prince Philip is in the hospital, could this really be that kind of a day?!

pic.twitter.com/fXfW207FDq

— Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff) February 17, 2021

take Ted Cruz, Alex Jones, and Dan Bongino today, and it'll be a real Mardi Gras

xxp i suspect a last ditch effort to save rush by grafting his head onto philips shoulder a la The Thing with Two Heads

Death is such a personal thing. When I think of Limbaugh I instantly remember how he made fun of gay people dying of AIDS, making a cruel and hopeless time even worse, but that's just me. You have to find your own way of being happy that he's dead. 🥂

— Stephen Guy-Bray (@SGUYBRAY) February 17, 2021

Burn Limbaugh's body to power Texas

— The Big Communism Builder ☭⭐️🦌 (@CmndrFish) February 17, 2021

What temperature does Oxycontin burn at

just curious

it's not so much the temperature, it requires an invisible hand to hold it up to the flames