RIP Rush Limbaugh

lol rob

I think we should quote him extensively, only every quote should be rewritten to say "ow my balls"

Wonder how quickly the garbage can they dump him in will fill up with pee-pee

Depends on if his skin tears

RUHS LIMBALLS FOR DEADSIDETN

he took down that elephant thing hardcore

Lol, I found out the good news by seeing that Rest in Piss was trending on twitter

excellent

RIP Rash Limbo you were no lush Rambo

Hunter S. Thompson's Nixon obit appropriate here:

In the traditionalist style, the dead president's body would be wrapped and sewn loosely in canvas sailcloth and dumped off the stern of a frigate at least 100 miles off the coast and at least 1,000 miles south of San Diego, so the corpse could never wash up on American soil in any recognizable form.

i dunno about you guys but i was never a fan of his talk radio show

Rush Limbaugh was very much like Willy Loman, if instead his family just screamed at him for 3 hours to just die already.

Can't wait for the inevitable butthurt backlash against people celebrating the death of someone who lived as if his fondest wish was for people to celebrate his death

refreshing that one of these pricks didn't cling stubbornly onto life well into his 80s/90s like so many others

in honor of Rush I'm going to have a genie take away the hearing of 300,000 other conservatives

I forgot he was on ESPN. That was a fuckin nightmare.

kind of funny how Colin K taking a knee has generated 3+ years of controversy, a ruined career, cries of traitor, and "politics don't belong in football", but Limbaugh actually saying on the air that Donovan McNabb wasn't really all that good and the media was just trying to advance the narrative of a black QB succeeding and getting fired for it was an "outrage" to these same people

the Excellence in Shit and Piss Network

oh he died that's nice

finally

this is a positive development

finally
it has happened to Rush
hope his teeth are extruded
and his ribs are all crushed

Can't wait for the inevitable butthurt backlash against people celebrating the death of someone who lived as if his fondest wish was for people to celebrate his death

― old lunch

Nicely put

hearing reports that he tried to eat his medal of freedom and choked, awaiting confirmation

Senate has confirmed him as having choked on medal of freedom, 51-49

I don’t know if americans are aware how much his brand of conservatism has been succesfully exported beyond the borders, his death was a necessity.

everyone's death is iirc

hoping the NYT chooses to quote this thread extensively

I'm hearing reports that Rush Limbaugh is still very much dead, can anyone confirm

Senate has confirmed Rush is dead, 51-49

our decision desk has called it, his dirty old ass is rotting on a cold slab as we speak

Plugged ol' Rush into the anagram machine and

Ham Hubris Lug

Now, finally, every mention of 'Rush' can be appertaining to the band and not this cunt.

Or the BAD II song.

My condolences to lung cancer for having to live with Limbaugh for so long.

Limbaugh died as he lived: a malignant windbag.

this was wonderful news to wake up to

i will try to remember this day every year

Can't wait for the inevitable butthurt backlash against people celebrating the death of someone who lived as if his fondest wish was for people to celebrate his death

― old lunch

i'm getting my rush limbaugh impersonation ready to go so that if/when there's an inevitable butthurt backlash, i can just pretend i'm rush limbaugh back at them

*faces the other direction, rubs face a little, hunches shoulders. turns back around*

"I'M RUSH LIMBAUGH AND I'M AN EVIL PIECE OF SHIT THAT DESTROYS FAMILIES! NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK! I'M RUSH LIMBAUGH!!"

"AND YOU'RE ONE OF MY LISTENERS! YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT! FUCK YOUR FAMILY TOO! I'M RUSH LIMBAUGH!!"

had to come check on you guys in this difficult time

"I'M MARK LEVIN! I'M EVIL TOO!"
"AND I'M SEAN HANNITY, AND I'M EVIL TOO!"
"I'M TUCKER CARLSON, AND I'M EVIL TOO!"
"AND I'M THE RICH GUY WHO PAYS THEM ALL TO SPEW HATRED ON MY HATE SPEECH RADIO NETWORK, AND I'M EVIL TOO!"

♫ "WE'RE EVILLLLL, AND WE LIKE TO FUCK YOUR FAMILY, LA-DE-DAAAH! ♫
♫ AND OUR EXTENDED FAMILIES ARE EVIL AS WEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL ♫

food not agreeing with me, GOTTA GO TAKE A WICKED 'RUSH'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm6GiHomqG4
“My question is about the budget, sir”

“I have a very beautiful weakness,” the former president told Fox News. “I tend to like people who like me.”

Trump described Limbaugh as a “legend” who was beloved by his fans. “There aren’t too many legends around, but he is a legend,” Trump said.

When asked about what he and Limbaugh had spoken about in recent weeks, the president said they discussed the presidential election results.

“Rush thought we won, and so do I, by the way,” Trump said. “I think we won substantially.”

hey thanks Rush for priming the pump for pretty much every bad political development of my adult life. hope you went painfully!

Actually quite a fitting tribute for our ex-prez to eulogize Rush by talking mostly about himself.

assumed this thread being active today was not related to his actual demise lol

I keep it real, unlike shakey mo

Wait, guys, breaking news: it turns out that these were all just rumors and innuendo. It seems that Rush Limbaugh is actually still alive.