Only the penitent man will pass!
― Dan I., Wednesday, 17 February 2021 16:22 (five years ago)
one that is currently breaking my brain: "at almost 40 Serena Williams is one of the richest tennis players"
― frogbs, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:16 (five years ago)
huh no shit
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:17 (five years ago)
40 Serena Williamses would be very rich indeed
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 23:52 (five years ago)
would they though? maybe they would cancel each other out?
― sarahell, Thursday, 18 February 2021 18:26 (five years ago)
only one way to find out
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 February 2021 18:28 (five years ago)
extremely cursed but damn the ending makes me laugh every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3sh1TQnwBI
― frogbs, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 15:28 (five years ago)
holy shit every ad for this game is absolutely insane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBAzE-P780E
would bet anything that the actual gameplay is nothing like any of this
― frogbs, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 16:16 (five years ago)
What the complete and holistic fuck
― Please Hammer Stop Hurting 'Em (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 16:25 (five years ago)
Had no idea that we possessed the technology to extract nightmares and trap them inside of smartphone games but I guess we are living in the future after all
― Please Hammer Stop Hurting 'Em (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 16:28 (five years ago)
Read some pornographic books?
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Monday, 1 March 2021 21:54 (five years ago)
wierd cave
Their 2009 tape on Sacred Bones was killer
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Monday, 1 March 2021 21:55 (five years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/EMFdmXd.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 00:42 (five years ago)
damn
looks like you could comfortably sit in that chair for days
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:08 (five years ago)
it what the founding fathers would of wanted
― Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:11 (five years ago)
Holy shit @ those Emperor and Beauties ads.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:14 (five years ago)
https://i.ibb.co/BZrbGfh/2-E153-BB5-9-F7-D-48-F5-B38-F-28-F5-DD283948.jpg
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 15:25 (five years ago)
worth the wait!
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 15:31 (five years ago)
I'm fascinated by the illustrated woman's studied defecation form (rest forearms upon thighs and grip the knees firmly) and the fact that she apparently removes her shirt entirely before engaging in the act. The tease about a healthier way of cleansing the anus is just gravy imo.
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 15:56 (five years ago)
eh?
walking to reduce tommy pic.twitter.com/eePcQ48vn4— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) May 18, 2021
― frogbs, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 15:57 (five years ago)
xp the shirt comes off but the pants stay mostly on!
― epistantophus, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:04 (five years ago)
Yeah, I'm not confident that she's provided enough clearance to avoid having to wash those yoga pants afterward.
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:15 (five years ago)
xpost When you meet the buddha in the road, swallow him.
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:16 (five years ago)
those aren't yoga pants, that's a poopsack, c'mon
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:27 (five years ago)
OMG, I just realized she also has the seat up and is sitting on the actual rim of the toilet. Layers upon layers in this thing.
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:38 (five years ago)
there are bidet knobs on the side
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:39 (five years ago)
where i'm from, we use socks
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:45 (five years ago)
to poop in, i mean
(I think it's a bidet ad but I don't want to acknowledge any part of the image that actually makes sense.)
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:46 (five years ago)
wait a second, though. why is the person sitting directly on the toilet? the lid is up. not the solid lid that you might put down if you wanted another solid surface to eat breakfast on. the lid below that, the one you can sit and defecate through. why did they put that up? is that where the extra health comes from?
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 18:13 (five years ago)
That must be why she kept her pants up; the rim of the toilet was too cold or something.
― epistantophus, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 18:20 (five years ago)
Although I’m starting to think it’s all about the footrest, not necessarily the bidet. The bidet could be a red herring here.
― epistantophus, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 18:22 (five years ago)
*sits on edge of cold rimmed bidet*"god i'm cold! this damn bidet!"*pulls up pants halfway over asshole for warmth*
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 18:25 (five years ago)
there was a tushy bidet ad on reddit the other day that was actually about eating ass. sorry I didn't preserve it for the thread.
― peace, man, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 19:44 (five years ago)
♪♫A natural beauty should be preserved like a monument to nature♪♫♪
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 19:46 (five years ago)
looking for some cleanlinessbut there is only filthinessto fiiiiiiind
wipe to the leftwipe to the rightlookin downstairsmessy behind
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 22:00 (five years ago)
I knew this internet ad would pay dividends as well as raising eyebrows
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 22:09 (five years ago)
cleansing the anus is just gravy
― assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 01:42 (five years ago)
https://i.ibb.co/wJgDs6V/24437-E48-1-AC8-496-E-BC3-C-B18-EFDDC35-A4.jpg
.........Pardon?
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 June 2021 02:39 (five years ago)
idk, seems pretty straightforward
― cat, Saturday, 12 June 2021 10:26 (five years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/gMOYrMe.png
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:16 (four years ago)
25 EXTREME the worst! can you believe it, game over!
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:17 (four years ago)
they also liked to me for years, mike
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:25 (four years ago)
lied
UpbeatNews
― treeship., Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:27 (four years ago)
'they also liked to me for years', says map
map
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:33 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/jmkKfay.png
don't crush my core plz
― Believe me, grow a lemon tree. (ledge), Friday, 13 August 2021 08:27 (four years ago)
RT 🔁— Hopper (@hopper) February 26, 2021
I keep getting this ad on my feed and it’s about to give me a stroke. Who is choosing between buying groceries and booking a 5-star hotel? Where is a person with literally no money going to go?
― frogbs, Saturday, 11 September 2021 00:14 (four years ago)
lol, wait does the original ad include the "my last $42" part?
― "HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Saturday, 11 September 2021 00:16 (four years ago)
Hope Hopper paid the copyrights for using that screencap!
― pplains, Saturday, 11 September 2021 00:21 (four years ago)