Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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i know five seconds of four of those songs solely from tv ads for compilations

joygoat, Monday, 15 February 2021 23:27 (five years ago)

You can live without hearing more than four seconds of "Gimme Dat Ding" and "United We Stand" but the others are good bubblegum.

I'm Going to Bring a Watermelon to Mark Grout Tonight (Tom D.), Monday, 15 February 2021 23:49 (five years ago)

i know five seconds of four of those songs solely from tv ads for compilations

Is that Freedom Rock? Turn it up!

illumi-naughty (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 02:08 (five years ago)

Gimme Dat Ding is one of the two I know! Just spent ten minutes trying to find the name of a two-LP compilation of novelty songs that I caned it on as a kid, to no avail

shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 03:21 (five years ago)

that austrians say "wee-enna"

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 19 February 2021 13:09 (five years ago)

for sausage or city?

Stevolende, Friday, 19 February 2021 13:47 (five years ago)

The Viennese accent is quite something, so I believe.

I'm Going to Bring a Watermelon to Mark Grout Tonight (Tom D.), Friday, 19 February 2021 14:08 (five years ago)

I guess the Vietnamese version of that would be "ngu-ena"?

pplains, Friday, 19 February 2021 14:16 (five years ago)

I just saw austrians as australians, gorlumme.

Stevolende, Friday, 19 February 2021 14:17 (five years ago)

Now I want to hear the Vienna Choir sing "Khe Sanh".

pplains, Friday, 19 February 2021 14:35 (five years ago)

I will never miss a chance to bring up that there are photos of the surface of Venus, taken by the Russians in the two hours before the lander freaking melted pic.twitter.com/s50svZfbgc

— Barry Petchesky (@barry) February 18, 2021

koogs, Friday, 19 February 2021 17:21 (five years ago)

Whoa.

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 February 2021 17:34 (five years ago)

wait what

Canon in Deez (silby), Friday, 19 February 2021 17:35 (five years ago)

that owns

Canon in Deez (silby), Friday, 19 February 2021 17:35 (five years ago)

the lander freaking melted

Burning like a silver flame

spot fuckify (Matt #2), Friday, 19 February 2021 17:41 (five years ago)

similarly

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn%27s_hexagon

koogs, Friday, 19 February 2021 17:43 (five years ago)

that's wild, i didn't know about the venera missions

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 February 2021 19:48 (five years ago)

holy wow. that's beautiful

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 February 2021 00:04 (five years ago)

wtaf saturn

would a nit be nice? (NickB), Saturday, 20 February 2021 00:07 (five years ago)

Oh wow.

pomenitul, Saturday, 20 February 2021 00:13 (five years ago)

that's some protomolecule shit

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 February 2021 00:45 (five years ago)

venus looks like a jersey parking lot btw

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 February 2021 00:58 (five years ago)

Courtesy of some guy I know on Twitter:

When you walk in on a conversation without knowing what it's about. ( @quartzcity and @highway_62 will appreciate it on various levels.) pic.twitter.com/VSmClfwJLD

— Ned Raggett (@NedRaggett) February 19, 2021

pplains, Saturday, 20 February 2021 04:25 (five years ago)

My brother @JoaquinCastrotx and I volunteered the San Antonio food bank today, one of many getting food and clean water to Texans in need.

In the past two days, we’ve raised $326,000 for @FeedingTexas! You can pitch in for more supplies here: https://t.co/vPDXxMArhj pic.twitter.com/W5imf7KFNW

— Julián Castro (@JulianCastro) February 20, 2021



TIL that asking "isn't that an expensive car?" (because you're from a continent where that SUV would be a status symbol) is gaslighting, apparently.

StanM, Sunday, 21 February 2021 05:49 (five years ago)

Not sure what the story was with this, but there's a real chance that people would show up there regardless of their financial situation because there are widespread water outages and grocery stores may be either closed or stripped bare.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Sunday, 21 February 2021 05:58 (five years ago)

yeah, it was a shitty thing to ask, I know.

StanM, Sunday, 21 February 2021 06:09 (five years ago)

That water boils at lower temperatures at higher altitudes. Was just looking at a green egg salad recipe and it recommended that you set your egg timer for 5 and a 1/2 mins and adjust it higher if you live at higher altitude. That instruction is probably a bit of overkill but interesting nevertheless!

calzino, Sunday, 21 February 2021 18:41 (five years ago)

I live on the top floor, so this info could come in useful.

I'm Going to Bring a Watermelon to Mark Grout Tonight (Tom D.), Sunday, 21 February 2021 18:53 (five years ago)

I live 130m about sea level so it's quite safe to take a bath in boiling oil at this altitude.

calzino, Sunday, 21 February 2021 18:57 (five years ago)

Having lived in Colorado this is common knowledge there. Pretty common in baking recipes to have high altitude adjustments listed.

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Sunday, 21 February 2021 22:31 (five years ago)

Because you're all high all the time

illumi-naughty (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 21 February 2021 22:46 (five years ago)

basically

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Sunday, 21 February 2021 23:25 (five years ago)

Like i remember this because i am coloradan and i am not high all the time, but mainly some movie with livingstone , the zambezi, and i presume stanley, too. someone was always boiling water to determine the altitude. I was a kid and i was just “huh, boiling point’s a thing.”

also I just visited wiki on livingstone and— holy shit that guy

pence's eye juice (Hunt3r), Sunday, 21 February 2021 23:57 (five years ago)

I know this is going around the internet a lot already, but I didn't know Elizabeth Olsen of Avengers/WandaVision fame was the sister of Mary-Kate and Ashley

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 22 February 2021 00:53 (five years ago)

At what temperature does water boil in space then?

pplains, Monday, 22 February 2021 01:00 (five years ago)

Well, it's rather difficult to define. Perhaps I'm just projecting my own concern about it. I know I've never completely freed myself of the suspicion that there are some extremely odd things about this question

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 February 2021 01:04 (five years ago)

It's an odd topic!

pplains, Monday, 22 February 2021 01:07 (five years ago)

Indeed!

When we talk about putting liquid water in the vacuum of space, we’re talking about doing both things simultaneously: taking water from a temperature/pressure combination where it’s stably a liquid and moving it to a lower pressure, something that makes it want to boil, and moving it to a lower temperature, something that makes it want to freeze.
You can bring liquid water to space (aboard, say, the international space station) where it can be kept in Earth-like conditions: at a stable temperature and pressure.

But when you put liquid water in space — where it can no longer remain as a liquid — which one of these two things happens? Does it freeze or boil?
The surprising answer is it does both: first it boils and then it freezes! We know this because this is what used to happen when astronauts felt the call of nature while in space. According to the astronauts who’ve seen it for themselves:

When the astronauts take a leak while on a mission and expel the result into space, it boils violently. The vapor then passes immediately into the solid state (a process known as desublimation), and you end up with a cloud of very fine crystals of frozen urine.

There’s a compelling physical reason for this: the high specific heat of water.

It’s incredibly difficult to change the temperature of water rapidly, because even though the temperature gradient is huge between the water and interstellar space, water holds heat incredibly well. Furthermore, because of surface tension, water tends to remain in spherical shapes in space (as you saw above), which actually minimize the amount of surface area it has to exchange heat with its subzero environment. So the freezing process would be incredibly slow, unless there were some way to expose every water molecule individually to the vacuum of space itself.
But there’s no such constraint on the pressure; it’s effectively zero outside of the water, and so the boiling can take place immediately, plunging the water into its gaseous (water vapor) phase!

But when that water boils, remember how much more volume gas takes up than liquid, and how much farther apart the molecules get. This means that immediately after the water boils, this water vapor — now at effectively zero pressure — can cool very rapidly!


https://medium.com/starts-with-a-bang/does-water-freeze-or-boil-in-space-7889856d7f36

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 22 February 2021 02:15 (five years ago)

Just got the "glass half full/half empty" pessimist/optimist litmus test thing a few weeks ago. I'm a pessimist. I recently celebrated my 37th birthday.

Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Monday, 22 February 2021 03:14 (five years ago)

Today I learned some states allow school board members to draw a salary

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 22 February 2021 15:23 (five years ago)

on a similar theme you should watch the movie Bad Education, it's petty good!

calzino, Monday, 22 February 2021 15:31 (five years ago)

DJP is that in relation to this story:

https://abcnews.go.com/US/california-districts-school-board-resigns-comments-bashing-parents/story?id=76020108

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 February 2021 15:33 (five years ago)

why yes it is

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 22 February 2021 16:06 (five years ago)

wow those fuckers were getting paid? lord....

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 February 2021 16:11 (five years ago)

I saw some Gizmodo commenters saying "how dare they do this, they should forfeit their salaries" and my reaction as someone who grew up in a state where the school board is a volunteer elected position was "are you high, why do you think they get paid... oh no, wait a second" and I've been flipping back and forth between a state of horror and bemused puzzlement at why I feel so vehemently that school board members shouldn't be paid because I don't have a strong argument beyond "they just shouldn't"

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 22 February 2021 16:25 (five years ago)

i could see an argument for being paid if it was like "otherwise only rich people will do this" kind of thing? idk.

honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino), Monday, 22 February 2021 16:48 (five years ago)

all work should be paid imo

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 February 2021 17:43 (five years ago)

i could see an argument for being paid if it was like "otherwise only rich people will do this" kind of thing? idk.

Let me talk to you about journalism internships some time...

illumi-naughty (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 22 February 2021 18:05 (five years ago)

That Pamelyn Ferdin did the voice of Lucy Van Pelt in some Peanuts specials and a movie.

The Ballad of Mel Cooley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 19:17 (five years ago)


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