Alone in the Park - it's the Prem 2020-21 thread

The phrase can probably be retired on a day the person who originally said it’s team lost at home to Wycombe.

Tanganga / Sanchez / Dier / Davies doesn’t strike me as promising vs City.

I thought it was something said by imago and imago alone. I'm in a bad mood anyway don't mind me

Bnp burnley bastards to fuck off back to the little leagues pls

― J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 29 November 2020 17:41 (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this was the original usage, to which every subsequent usage has referred, today obviously being a banner day for it

A maverick original usage I'll give you that but I'm not sure it's taking overall

Hojbjerg with a second clumsy penalty concession in four days.

Idiotic

How hard does it become to just manage ninety standard minutes once u put on this cursed shirt

Clown goal

Clown goal

Joke goal again

Not an awful performance

Just a nothing performance

When did gündoğan become the most dangerous attacker in the league...

Jinxed him

Cant honestly tell you what the point of paying a manager 15m a year to manager aurier, dier, sanchez, davies is.

Just profoundly stupid stuff really

The bar is arsenal thankfully

orlando belleroom

Hope Sanchez is ok 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/51xllmap5e

— Jenna Pannell (@jazzyjen1986) February 13, 2021

This angle is magnificent

I think he's actually attempting a clearing header like Phil Jones did that time.

Helluva cross and finish.

Given Wolves ineptitude on the ball so far I figured they wouldn't be the first to strike

Lol ok I'll take it

Neto! I'm so tired I slept thru it in real time lol.

i forgot we kicked off early

superstition dictates i'm not watching this now

Lol

Win! Awful first half, pretty good second. The usual

garbage half from Utd but what a shinner from Bruno

Absurd penalty decision.

overturned, must be a glitch in the VAR

unlike West Brom's goal, which was a blatant foul

VAR working twice in the same day!

Wolves thread slipping

we've had a lot on, ok!!

Gutted for the lads tonight, robbed of a point 🥴 but at least it’s “mAkInG tHe GaMe BeTtEr”🧐 we go again Tuesday #mot

— Patrick Bamford (@Patrick_Bamford) February 19, 2021

Taking it well.

demanding the removal of VAR because it didn't overturn a decision that was made without the aid of VAR

i took an ilx break for the day after a certain exchange yesterday.

Wolves defended like shit and I'm amazed they didn't concede. Patricio was the obv MOTM.

Traore's goal kinda sums up the post-Jimenez Wolves. they score goals in very weird-assed ways.

lol beautiful

This has been terrible from Chelsea. Zero creativity.

"Tarkovksi, Pope and Me" sounds like one of those execrable historical speculative fiction efforts that I see far too often

Strong ‘Klopp’s last season at Dortmund’ vibes at the moment.

Fuck me when i think of what son got sent off for against these cunts

.....feel like we will do the job today....?

Ah well

Lloris is a complete negative now isnt he.

Its getting to the end of the poch era here- results and performances are rotten but nothing you could say that could be done re formation or selection because the players are performing shit no matter who is picked and how they are set up

"Stopped playing for the manager" is a function of the manager but its awful hard to pretend to like the cunts wearing the shirt after the third iteration

Very hard to believe how often we pass it to a man under pressure as opposed to a better option that isnt

Mourinho shithousing the ref

But also completely correctly, west ham are wiping us out at every opportunity without consequence (including in the goal buildup)

Not sure they’re going to end with 11 on the pitch with this ref.

Spurs now have three bookings in three tackles and tbh this type of "youll never see this reviewed on MOTD" game management by refs is the #1 thing turning me off the game

But tbh discussing the ref or the manager/tactics/selection are secondary matter when at every clearance, bounce, rebound theres three claret jerseys to it before one white one

another showing of cowardly jogging cunts

jesus christ tonight strike me down

An absolute joke.

Sanchez and Dier special

Son just dawdling on the ball there and nearly letting West Ham in again.

The lack of anyone on the pitch who will take matters up with a ref like this or their own teammates is underlined again and again as a huge problem

Once poch lost his interest in being the personality of the entire team weve been slowly reverting to this

good man lucas

Alan smith claims you dont associate lucas with headers, lucas is a better aerial player than all but three of this squad but look who cares alan eh