https://thehill.com/homenews/media/538528-cnns-cuomo-knocks-cruz-for-breast-milk-tweet-during-impeachment-do-your-damn
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 February 2021 23:39 (three years ago) link
https://metro.co.uk/2021/02/15/joss-whedon-buffy-star-nicholas-brendon-refuses-to-comment-on-claims-14085791/
Buffy the Vampire Slayer star Nicholas Brendon refuses to comment on Joss Whedon allegations as he undergoes surgery for paralysed penis
― Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 04:53 (three years ago) link
(I know the Metro is a tabloid but that's some Clickhole shit)
Six Days in Fallujah ‘not trying to make a political commentary,’ creator sayshttps://www.polygon.com/2021/2/15/22279600/six-days-in-fallujah-interview-iraq-war-politics
― mh, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 16:52 (three years ago) link
the fuck is a paralyzed penis
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 02:45 (three years ago) link
Opposite of a dick move.
― pplains, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 02:50 (three years ago) link
omg
― Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 02:52 (three years ago) link
Touche
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 05:23 (three years ago) link
https://www.theverge.com/2021/2/23/22297371/frogger-game-show-nbc-peacock-konami
reminds me of a story my friends shared of a group that went to a neighboring high school: real life Froggerthey had a slow-moving traffic road next to their school and they’d blindfold a guy and yell “five steps forward!” and “stay!!” when someone was in the middle of the road between laneshopefully they were pranking us with the story
― mh, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 01:04 (three years ago) link
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/people-literally-dont-know-when-to-shut-up-or-keep-talking-science-confirms/
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:06 (three years ago) link
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-03-09/trader-buys-36-million-of-copper-and-gets-painted-rocks-instead
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 18:53 (three years ago) link
Amid an acrimonious falling out over who controls the future of a digital news site that Tim Pool helped launch, the YouTube star is facing accusations from former partners that he used a cat named Betsy as a hostage in business negotiations https://t.co/olCkPALBqL— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) March 11, 2021
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Thursday, 11 March 2021 22:27 (three years ago) link
https://news.artnet.com/partner-content/now-on-artnet-auctions-a-rare-work-on-paper-by-jean-michel-basquiat
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 01:14 (three years ago) link
what's unusual about that?
― Nhex, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 02:59 (three years ago) link
300 grand for a doodle but what do i know i have fun being broke
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 03:16 (three years ago) link
tbf the posthumous Basquiat industry sorta skeeves me out but I’m not totally positive why.
― Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 03:17 (three years ago) link
because he lived and died predominantly in squalor, feared that he was becoming a token and is now being monetized for billionaires?
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 03:19 (three years ago) link
you're not wrong
― Nhex, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 03:22 (three years ago) link
i should say that's not really fair or accurate to his family or story: kinda more that he OPTED to live and die predominantly in squalor
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 03:23 (three years ago) link
it's kind of stupid but i visit his grave probably once every two weeks or so - more just because he's on one of my standard greenwood paths than because I'm obsessive - and I somehow feel like we've developed a relationship though nothing could be further from the truth
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 03:26 (three years ago) link
Hey forks, next time you run into that Leonard Bernatein, you tell him I'm still waiting on that $50 he owes me.
― pplains, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 07:34 (three years ago) link
I hate typing on an iPad.
― pplains, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 07:35 (three years ago) link
We see each other occasionally. They redid his spot about a year and a half ago.
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 11:05 (three years ago) link
xp actually in this universe it is spelled Bernatein
― rob, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:27 (three years ago) link
nananananananananananananananana BERNATIEN
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:51 (three years ago) link
shit that looks like a Reductress article but isn't
https://www.thecut.com/2021/04/a-q-and-a-with-the-man-who-keeps-uploading-my-feet-to-wikifeet.html
― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 8 April 2021 15:07 (three years ago) link
lol. that's a strangely compelling interview tbh.
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Thursday, 8 April 2021 15:13 (three years ago) link
I love Disney World, but wokeness is ruining the experience | Commentary https://t.co/vobMA2IX6y pic.twitter.com/wpNmXXzgBK— Orlando Sentinel (@orlandosentinel) April 23, 2021
― too cool for zen talk (Eazy), Friday, 23 April 2021 15:15 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EzrK6FAXEAMPVlr?format=jpg&name=small
― mookieproof, Friday, 23 April 2021 17:29 (three years ago) link
Full disclosure: I am a Christian and a conservative Republican, so the people who run Disney and I do not see eye to eye.
Yeah, man, I'm gonna go ahead and say you didn't need this sentence. We got it.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 23 April 2021 17:46 (three years ago) link
see eye to eye.
― Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 April 2021 18:10 (three years ago) link
he spent a year trying to get a death row inmate killed with expired drugs
― wasdnuos (abanana), Friday, 23 April 2021 18:47 (three years ago) link
abanana beat me to it, but...
In 2018, as an asst. DA in Las Vegas, Jonathan VanBoskerck, the adult who is mad that Disney World is "woke" now, fought to ensure Nevada carried out its first execution in 12 years despite concerns from the ACLU that the drug cocktail was unsafe.Ultimately, a stay was granted. pic.twitter.com/kup3Q6z3f4— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) April 23, 2021
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 26 April 2021 21:00 (three years ago) link
Goose flying upside down is simply showing off, say experts
https://wgme.com/news/offbeat/goose-flying-upside-down-is-simply-showing-off-say-experts
― diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 23:35 (two years ago) link
https://www.sthelensstar.co.uk/news/19510480.st-helens-indie-punk-band-take-jab-pretentious-drinkers-latest-tongue-in-cheek-single
― No Particular Place to POLL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 14 August 2021 23:31 (two years ago) link
https://variety.com/2021/music/news/nirvana-baby-nevermind-lawsuit-1235048465
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 13:41 (two years ago) link
https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2021/08/27/porn-collection-parents-pay-son/5618534001/
― henry s, Friday, 27 August 2021 19:50 (two years ago) link
Just the headline:
'This new class of hot ocean worlds could support life'
https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/26/world/hycean-planets-habitable-scn/index.html
― Spencer Chow, Friday, 27 August 2021 19:57 (two years ago) link
xp lol at that porn story, but i'm kinda with the son on that one... but that's ALOTTA porn
― Nhex, Friday, 27 August 2021 20:40 (two years ago) link
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/7/71/Screenshot_11437.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/340?cb=20200430054041
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 27 August 2021 20:44 (two years ago) link
oops
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/7/71/Screenshot_11437.png
https://www.itv.com/news/central/2021-09-01/white-supremacist-sentenced-to-read-literary-classics
A young Nazi sympathiser who downloaded bomb-making instructions has been sentenced to read classic novels including 'Pride and Prejudice' instead.
― calzino, Wednesday, 1 September 2021 16:04 (two years ago) link
https://www.westernmassnews.com/watch-cow-rescued-after-getting-stuck-in-tree/article_cc25f1b9-c637-5e2d-a760-2e53c53e2fdf.html
(Meredith) -- The "steaks" were high in Louisiana after a group of Good Samaritans rescued a trapped cow after Hurricane Ida.During the massive storm, floodwaters became so intense that they carried the cow away, forcing the animal into a tree.The cow -- which had some real beef with the tree -- was safely rescued and was over the moon when freed.
During the massive storm, floodwaters became so intense that they carried the cow away, forcing the animal into a tree.
The cow -- which had some real beef with the tree -- was safely rescued and was over the moon when freed.
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 September 2021 19:42 (two years ago) link
good on them for getting 2, uh, meaty puns into a 3 sentence article
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 3 September 2021 18:11 (two years ago) link
really, uh, milking it
― micah, Friday, 3 September 2021 22:51 (two years ago) link
I Made a Literal Licorice Pizza. I Sort of Can’t Believe the Result.
― adam t. (abanana), Thursday, 23 December 2021 15:05 (two years ago) link
Coldplay will stop making music in 2025.
― Santa’s Got a Brand New Pigbag (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 December 2021 04:33 (two years ago) link
Haha I totally thought there was something absurd about that headline, or that I was missing something
― Josefa, Sunday, 26 December 2021 04:52 (two years ago) link
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2022-03-02/billionaire-wall-street-heir-william-peterffy-takes-esg-role-to-fix-capitalism
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 23:52 (two years ago) link
The URL doesn’t include the healing crystal of the headline unfortunately.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 23:53 (two years ago) link