let's try that again
https://imgur.com/w0k5M2X
― american primitive stylophone (zchyrs), Thursday, 11 February 2021 14:08 (five years ago)
selfie feat. unmade bed:
blondes have more fun
― meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 February 2021 14:09 (five years ago)
Behold, the face of someone who does not understand how to use imgur:
https://i.imgur.com/hgSh5y5.jpg
― american primitive stylophone (zchyrs), Thursday, 11 February 2021 14:12 (five years ago)
Happy Valentine's from me and Baphie
https://i.ibb.co/dk16cNm/1613330229677.jpg
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 February 2021 19:18 (five years ago)
🤘
― pomenitul, Sunday, 14 February 2021 19:48 (five years ago)
love all the recent updates! also, hail satan
― would a nit be nice? (NickB), Sunday, 14 February 2021 20:40 (five years ago)
you: when will lockdown end, I need a haircutme:https://i.imgur.com/4aJvTle.jpg
― jammy mcnullity (wins), Sunday, 14 February 2021 21:16 (five years ago)
dang, wins, you have a glorious head of hair. pandemic has convinced me not to get haircuts nearly as often as used to, but i doubt it will look *that* good.
― davey, Sunday, 21 February 2021 17:03 (five years ago)
it really is glorious, very lovely wins!
ned vs wins hair-off, let's do it! :D
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 February 2021 17:15 (five years ago)
I wouldn’t dare
― jammy mcnullity (wins), Sunday, 21 February 2021 17:26 (five years ago)
You can’t put waves and ringlets in the same division anyway
― Canon in Deez (silby), Sunday, 21 February 2021 17:27 (five years ago)
Just cos?
― scampsite (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 February 2021 17:28 (five years ago)
You’re going to have to draw me a map for that one, Big D
― Canon in Deez (silby), Sunday, 21 February 2021 17:29 (five years ago)
Its a sideways one tbh im already leaving it behind me
― scampsite (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 February 2021 17:30 (five years ago)
in a fight between glorious waves and ringlets, we all win
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 February 2021 17:41 (five years ago)
since quar began i have also been neglecting to shave. maybe that's why baby sappho would appear to be laughing at me, idk
https://i.imgur.com/BPBQWBk.jpg
― davey, Sunday, 21 February 2021 18:36 (five years ago)
showing off my new shirt
https://i.imgur.com/Gc78ec5.png
― frogbs, Sunday, 21 February 2021 19:00 (five years ago)
otm
― Warmed Regards, (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 21 February 2021 19:11 (five years ago)
frogbs = (you don't like) frog (?)b(ye)s(shithead)
― Warmed Regards, (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 21 February 2021 19:12 (five years ago)
Really enjoyed you on IT Crowd, frogs
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 February 2021 19:46 (five years ago)
:)
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 February 2021 19:47 (five years ago)
A bit late in the day, but wins resembles the perfect Cavalier gentleman.
― Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Sunday, 21 February 2021 20:14 (five years ago)
davey that's a great picture
― your passion oozzes from the (ultros ultros-ghali), Sunday, 21 February 2021 20:15 (five years ago)
"I'll walk towards the camera, and you trigger it from the phone..."
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/50967624522_7f2e520e45_b.jpg
― Michael Jones, Sunday, 21 February 2021 22:41 (five years ago)
I like to touch the bass
https://dl.dropbox.com/s/yye8mgspmy1l465/20210226_171428.jpg?dl=0
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Saturday, 27 February 2021 01:56 (five years ago)
great photos from all of you!
― Dan S, Saturday, 27 February 2021 02:02 (five years ago)
lotta hair ittLOTTA hair
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 27 February 2021 03:01 (five years ago)
<3 ya moodles
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 February 2021 05:36 (five years ago)
Working at the lii-bre-ry.
https://i.imgur.com/k4SjNxr.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 27 February 2021 15:41 (five years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/6kWchCS.jpg
Lifeguard Bartender on duty.
― Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Saturday, 27 February 2021 16:04 (five years ago)
nice!
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 February 2021 16:56 (five years ago)
You look like an absolute boss there, WmC.
― emil.y, Saturday, 27 February 2021 16:58 (five years ago)
love the sign to the left of your head :)
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 February 2021 16:59 (five years ago)
Hail and kill the day
https://i.ibb.co/4sCHZrQ/image.png
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 February 2021 17:48 (five years ago)
true metal
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Monday, 1 March 2021 12:08 (five years ago)
William Crump looking very much like a man who has come home.
― trishyb, Monday, 1 March 2021 15:20 (five years ago)
WmC, how are customers behaving at your bar?
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 March 2021 15:22 (five years ago)
Maskless, aerosolizing all over the place, tipping really badly.
― Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Monday, 1 March 2021 18:46 (five years ago)
have you the authority to say something?
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 March 2021 18:49 (five years ago)
I suppose I do, but I don't really want to go into the reasons why I haven't. C'est com...com...compliqué.
My beard is trimmed way back from when that pic was taken.
― Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Monday, 1 March 2021 18:58 (five years ago)
nah I get it, all good.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 March 2021 18:59 (five years ago)
this definitely isn't a screenshot from instagram.com/karlmalone, but i like my dog hat, i like my paints, i've been feeling terrible and cranky and sad and bitter and angry for the last several weeks, things are still bad, but i'm kinda tipsy, i'm definitely high, and i like my dog hat
https://i.imgur.com/l5eQx5z.png
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 13 March 2021 23:42 (five years ago)
and you know what, i love my iron-on brian eno shirt i got for christmas 2019, too
https://i.imgur.com/pVzznA9.jpg
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 13 March 2021 23:47 (five years ago)
what do y'all want from me, eh?
https://i.imgur.com/O7EUlET.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 March 2021 23:57 (five years ago)
get away from my door sir, this is the third weekend in a row and i'm tired of it
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 13 March 2021 23:58 (five years ago)
I want your fucking iron-on Eno shirt.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 March 2021 23:59 (five years ago)
your madras shirt looks good too, Alfred. you both look good
― Dan S, Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:03 (five years ago)
<3
alfred i also have a falling apart iron-on Pylon shirt, in Good-Very Good+ condition
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:09 (five years ago)
and you bet i like saying iron-on Pylon out loud as many times as possible
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:10 (five years ago)
also i realized that i had some soot (??) on my nose after i posted that second photo. i mean, lots of soot around here so
KARL, I HAVE THAT SHIRT TOO.
But mine has a slightly different design, and is white ink on a black shirt. I found it in a free box in 2016.
― I'm a sovereign jazz citizen (the table is the table), Monday, 20 September 2021 18:25 (four years ago)
And yeah, mine doesn't have the FUCK YOU on it. But it has the rest of the information about Skinny Dick's and the polar bears fucking. People stop me on the street to take pictures of it lol
― I'm a sovereign jazz citizen (the table is the table), Monday, 20 September 2021 18:29 (four years ago)
the FUCK YOU makes it a collector's item, i believe ;)
that's awesome though! i love ilx, just the fact that two different people either have lived nearby or even have the shirt. :)
― typo punishment #4: it feels better to me to be like there, this (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 September 2021 19:56 (four years ago)
User Yerac and I somehow have the same polyester vintage scarf, which we just realized a few months ago on zoom.
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Monday, 20 September 2021 21:11 (four years ago)
But yes the coincidence are delightful!
Happy Halloween
https://i.ibb.co/JQfN51y/IMG-20211030-170942.jpg
― the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 October 2021 21:20 (four years ago)
aaaaahhhh!!!!!
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 October 2021 21:22 (four years ago)
who the fukken?
oh shit, sorry neanderthal, i was startled
I feel menaced
― maybe these baps are legends (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 October 2021 21:28 (four years ago)
someone put a trigger warning on that for Clay. Clay _hates_ that stuff and finds it very upsetting
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 October 2021 21:28 (four years ago)
(jks aside, i love the commitment neanderthal! i think the last time i dressed up i went full gorilla mask, all night. sweaty but good!)
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 October 2021 21:29 (four years ago)
the pinefox and i
https://i.imgur.com/xovnVmR.jpg
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 30 October 2021 21:34 (four years ago)
― the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 October 2021 21:34 (four years ago)
aww
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 30 October 2021 21:50 (four years ago)
― Karl Malone,
i can't even be innocently online without this terrible stuff!!
― Clay, Saturday, 30 October 2021 22:28 (four years ago)
what is happening. to this country. our world is falling apart, and the demons are rising among us
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 October 2021 22:44 (four years ago)
A special hello to you all from “Cyndi Lauper”https://i.postimg.cc/jLmMCjyB/0-F9233-A0-0-CD2-40-C5-A833-D4652-C688263.jpg
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 October 2021 00:47 (four years ago)
hmm lets try that again lolhttps://i.postimg.cc/t4CwSZJR/0-F9233-A0-0-CD2-40-C5-A833-D4652-C688263.jpg
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 October 2021 00:48 (four years ago)
what do you expect to get out of this costume?
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 31 October 2021 00:51 (four years ago)
?
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 October 2021 00:59 (four years ago)
Love it Veg!
― the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 October 2021 01:51 (four years ago)
clearly she just wants to have fun
mr veg as captain lou albano or gtfo tho
― mookieproof, Sunday, 31 October 2021 02:00 (four years ago)
great costume! also, that's a really pretty lipstick.
― Lily Dale, Sunday, 31 October 2021 02:00 (four years ago)
Holy shit, great look, Veg!
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 31 October 2021 02:16 (four years ago)
I guessed that might be all she really wanted
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 31 October 2021 04:27 (four years ago)
Most excellent costumes, ilxors. And Tracer/Pinefox - that looks like a wonderful pub.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Sunday, 31 October 2021 10:33 (four years ago)
Baby it's Negroni outside!
https://i.imgur.com/Qrik7uN.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 November 2021 23:44 (four years ago)
great photo, VegemiteGrrl! the dress, necklace, earrings, wig, makeup, clothespins, and interesting background are perfect
― Dan S, Sunday, 7 November 2021 23:56 (four years ago)
also great photo Alfred! I always like seeing pictures of you
― Dan S, Sunday, 7 November 2021 23:57 (four years ago)
The bright lights of Croydon, as captured by the 14yo (now 15yo).https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51659390814_3598d83903_b.jpg
― Michael Jones, Monday, 8 November 2021 00:13 (four years ago)
Great photo.
― Hannibal Lecture (PBKR), Monday, 8 November 2021 01:01 (four years ago)
Hi! Plans Friday?
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 November 2021 01:04 (four years ago)
Just a quick selfie apropos of nothing
https://i.imgur.com/EyxgdHZ.jpeg
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Monday, 8 November 2021 18:34 (four years ago)
Huh
"I begged and cajoled, still couldn't get in that picture. Hmph."
https://i.imgur.com/tj7lOhf.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 November 2021 22:00 (four years ago)
cos i'm the plaid man, yeahi'm the plaid manand i'm working for no one but me
https://i.imgur.com/tbeXqZ6.jpg
― my hands are always in my pockets or gesturing. (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 23:11 (four years ago)
I've had it up to here with Karl getting cuter
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 23:52 (four years ago)
plaid man knows where the plaids will growplaid man knows that the plaids will growhe's the plaid man
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 December 2021 00:15 (four years ago)
*cough*
https://i.imgur.com/19IUMlf.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 02:47 (four years ago)
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 02:48 (four years ago)