batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton

or, the ring finger has equipped a ring, i guess

lol, just realized tiny ring has the little triangle with the eye on it from our currency

which, i have to say, is a pretty weird thing

I wonder what percentage of the traffic to Garrison's website is from people like ilxors who only go there to point and laugh.

Isn't the triangle the symbol of the pedo-democrat masonic zionist illuminati reptile cabal that runs the who show?

I want to know which insane conspiracies Garrison doesn't believe in.

His take on George Floyd's murder is the only stopped clock moment I've seen from him so far.

You know what else looks kind of like a triangle?

A slice of pizza.

THINK ABOUT IT

Great now I want pizza

go ahead then, and pay for it - using the almighty dollar

FULL CIRCLE

that's how they get you
pizza in the eye of the pyramid 2021

Just gonna post this one here and then wait for the inevitable Q-Fluoride-Chemtrail submission.

https://i.imgur.com/qClC0wr.png

yeah, i can confirm - many people already believe that proof of vaccination is going to be required to travel soon, there will be police checkpoints on all highway entrances/state lines, FEMA camps for people who don't conform, etc

Cross border travel between nations has clamped down considerably in the past six weeks or thereabouts, so it's easy to see where free-floating paranoia about the government can latch onto that and feed it straight into the preexisting FEMA camp conspiracy theories. Paranoid delusion must be the "number one with a bullet" DSM-IV Disorder of the Decade by now.

oh for sure. yeah, a pandemic like this is the paranoid conspiracy theorist's greatest nightmare / moment they have been training for.

think there's probably room to change some stripes to say FEMA

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/vaccine_tiger_by_the_tail-1024x741.jpg

my money is on the guffing tiger

Autism Tiger rocks \m/

lol I can't identify a single one of those people

One of them even appears to be labelled.

haaaaaha

Aaaaand it's the guy whose book BG's schilling in the billboard above them. Nice.

feeling kind of dumb that I can't identify the other 6 famous anti-vax authors

Looking forward to Garrison's Jenny McCarthy though.

In my cartoon, I show a vicious vaccine tiger getting his tail pulled by Kent. He’s followed by Judy Mikovits, Minister Tony Muhammad, Minister Farrakhan, Polly Tommey, and Dr. Andrew Wakefield. There are many other heroes, but it would require a much longer tiger’s tail.

should have put Bob DeNiro in there, at least that is a vacc crank everyone recognises

your career's not in a good spot when you're lifting ideas from the Onion cartoonist

(not the thread for it but) how did I not know that RFK Jr. is an anti-vaxxer?

You gonna blame a Kennedy for staying away from shots?

hey now

https://www.americanthinker.com/images/bucket/2021-02/227397_5_.png

those are some fucked-up angels

BRB, going to go do whatever I can to ensure I don't end up in heaven

Neckbeard seraphim

who or what is there for him to rant about in this heaven? the people who don't get in?

nothing says heaven like "conservative radio"

that's why god made the radio

https://i.imgur.com/GAlaujQ.jpg

irl lol

that's funny

also irl lol

This is cracking me up pic.twitter.com/vV1leUYNy8

— Axe (@galactic_enter) March 6, 2021

Wait, what did Mr Ed do?

that's what they want you to ask

(at a guess, it's ppl being bummed that "Mr Ed" the show and production staff mistreated the horse actor to make it appear to speak, and Foxites crowing that this makes them cancel-happy snowflakes)

My guess would be that the idea "they went after the 'Mr' in 'Mr Potato Head', they'll be going after Mr Ed next" has crossed the line between supposition and reality in some heads.

as if anyone has watched mr. ed in the last 50 years

looked it up and he was cancelled in 1966??!

they let it happen back then, and now cancel culture is out of control!!!!

It's because the horse was a racist

That is a Chapelle show sketch
https://www.cc.com/video/yl4nz1/chappelle-s-show-frontline-racist-hollywood-animals-uncensored

I feel like Mr Potato Head already poses a problem for that basket regardless of how long the line is