Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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Flour is considered a raw ingredient. That is, it needs to be cooked completely to kill bacteria, you're supposed to wash your hands and surfaces after working with it, etc.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 February 2021 20:16 (five years ago)

if you don't wash your hands and surfaces after working with flour, you've got worse problems than eating spoonfuls of it.

shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 8 February 2021 20:37 (five years ago)

No I just have flour everywhere, forever

Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 00:13 (five years ago)

it's not fair, there was time now

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 00:22 (five years ago)

bloody fariners

scampsite (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 00:23 (five years ago)

It was like last year but i was still really old when i learned that a very significant reason pre-modern agricultural ppl had such destroyed teeth was that the milling skills of their societies sucked and they had rocks and shit in their food.

Off topic— also vermin.

pence's eye juice (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 14:55 (five years ago)

I’d like to revoke my medieval shaming and just amend to “milling is hard.”

pence's eye juice (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 14:58 (five years ago)

The Rime of the Ancient Fariner

pomenitul, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 14:59 (five years ago)

Well, I'm hot blooded
Check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 15:12 (five years ago)

Redd Foxx's birth name was John ... Sanford!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 February 2021 19:16 (five years ago)

I was much less shockingly old when I learned it but I just remembered this trivia today and maybe some of you other oldsters will be shocked when you learn it:

(Tony) Burrows sang the lead vocals on several other one-hit wonder songs under different group names, Edison Lighthouse's "Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)" (February 1970); White Plains' "My Baby Loves Lovin'" (March 1970); The Pipkins' novelty song "Gimme Dat Ding" (April 1970); and The First Class' "Beach Baby" (July 1974). He also sang lead vocals on The Brotherhood of Man's "United We Stand", which reached #10 on the UK charts and also reached #13 in the U.S.

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:42 (five years ago)

I have heard of two of those songs.

shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 15 February 2021 21:03 (five years ago)

Get thee to a US AM gold comp posthaste

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 February 2021 21:50 (five years ago)

i know five seconds of four of those songs solely from tv ads for compilations

joygoat, Monday, 15 February 2021 23:27 (five years ago)

You can live without hearing more than four seconds of "Gimme Dat Ding" and "United We Stand" but the others are good bubblegum.

I'm Going to Bring a Watermelon to Mark Grout Tonight (Tom D.), Monday, 15 February 2021 23:49 (five years ago)

i know five seconds of four of those songs solely from tv ads for compilations

Is that Freedom Rock? Turn it up!

illumi-naughty (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 02:08 (five years ago)

Gimme Dat Ding is one of the two I know! Just spent ten minutes trying to find the name of a two-LP compilation of novelty songs that I caned it on as a kid, to no avail

shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 03:21 (five years ago)

that austrians say "wee-enna"

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 19 February 2021 13:09 (five years ago)

for sausage or city?

Stevolende, Friday, 19 February 2021 13:47 (five years ago)

The Viennese accent is quite something, so I believe.

I'm Going to Bring a Watermelon to Mark Grout Tonight (Tom D.), Friday, 19 February 2021 14:08 (five years ago)

I guess the Vietnamese version of that would be "ngu-ena"?

pplains, Friday, 19 February 2021 14:16 (five years ago)

I just saw austrians as australians, gorlumme.

Stevolende, Friday, 19 February 2021 14:17 (five years ago)

Now I want to hear the Vienna Choir sing "Khe Sanh".

pplains, Friday, 19 February 2021 14:35 (five years ago)

I will never miss a chance to bring up that there are photos of the surface of Venus, taken by the Russians in the two hours before the lander freaking melted pic.twitter.com/s50svZfbgc

— Barry Petchesky (@barry) February 18, 2021

koogs, Friday, 19 February 2021 17:21 (five years ago)

Whoa.

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 February 2021 17:34 (five years ago)

wait what

Canon in Deez (silby), Friday, 19 February 2021 17:35 (five years ago)

that owns

Canon in Deez (silby), Friday, 19 February 2021 17:35 (five years ago)

the lander freaking melted

Burning like a silver flame

spot fuckify (Matt #2), Friday, 19 February 2021 17:41 (five years ago)

similarly

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn%27s_hexagon

koogs, Friday, 19 February 2021 17:43 (five years ago)

that's wild, i didn't know about the venera missions

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 February 2021 19:48 (five years ago)

holy wow. that's beautiful

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 February 2021 00:04 (five years ago)

wtaf saturn

would a nit be nice? (NickB), Saturday, 20 February 2021 00:07 (five years ago)

Oh wow.

pomenitul, Saturday, 20 February 2021 00:13 (five years ago)

that's some protomolecule shit

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 February 2021 00:45 (five years ago)

venus looks like a jersey parking lot btw

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 February 2021 00:58 (five years ago)

Courtesy of some guy I know on Twitter:

When you walk in on a conversation without knowing what it's about. ( @quartzcity and @highway_62 will appreciate it on various levels.) pic.twitter.com/VSmClfwJLD

— Ned Raggett (@NedRaggett) February 19, 2021

pplains, Saturday, 20 February 2021 04:25 (five years ago)

My brother @JoaquinCastrotx and I volunteered the San Antonio food bank today, one of many getting food and clean water to Texans in need.

In the past two days, we’ve raised $326,000 for @FeedingTexas! You can pitch in for more supplies here: https://t.co/vPDXxMArhj pic.twitter.com/W5imf7KFNW

— Julián Castro (@JulianCastro) February 20, 2021



TIL that asking "isn't that an expensive car?" (because you're from a continent where that SUV would be a status symbol) is gaslighting, apparently.

StanM, Sunday, 21 February 2021 05:49 (five years ago)

Not sure what the story was with this, but there's a real chance that people would show up there regardless of their financial situation because there are widespread water outages and grocery stores may be either closed or stripped bare.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Sunday, 21 February 2021 05:58 (five years ago)

yeah, it was a shitty thing to ask, I know.

StanM, Sunday, 21 February 2021 06:09 (five years ago)

That water boils at lower temperatures at higher altitudes. Was just looking at a green egg salad recipe and it recommended that you set your egg timer for 5 and a 1/2 mins and adjust it higher if you live at higher altitude. That instruction is probably a bit of overkill but interesting nevertheless!

calzino, Sunday, 21 February 2021 18:41 (five years ago)

I live on the top floor, so this info could come in useful.

I'm Going to Bring a Watermelon to Mark Grout Tonight (Tom D.), Sunday, 21 February 2021 18:53 (five years ago)

I live 130m about sea level so it's quite safe to take a bath in boiling oil at this altitude.

calzino, Sunday, 21 February 2021 18:57 (five years ago)

Having lived in Colorado this is common knowledge there. Pretty common in baking recipes to have high altitude adjustments listed.

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Sunday, 21 February 2021 22:31 (five years ago)

Because you're all high all the time

illumi-naughty (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 21 February 2021 22:46 (five years ago)

basically

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Sunday, 21 February 2021 23:25 (five years ago)

Like i remember this because i am coloradan and i am not high all the time, but mainly some movie with livingstone , the zambezi, and i presume stanley, too. someone was always boiling water to determine the altitude. I was a kid and i was just “huh, boiling point’s a thing.”

also I just visited wiki on livingstone and— holy shit that guy

pence's eye juice (Hunt3r), Sunday, 21 February 2021 23:57 (five years ago)

I know this is going around the internet a lot already, but I didn't know Elizabeth Olsen of Avengers/WandaVision fame was the sister of Mary-Kate and Ashley

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 22 February 2021 00:53 (five years ago)

At what temperature does water boil in space then?

pplains, Monday, 22 February 2021 01:00 (five years ago)

Well, it's rather difficult to define. Perhaps I'm just projecting my own concern about it. I know I've never completely freed myself of the suspicion that there are some extremely odd things about this question

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 February 2021 01:04 (five years ago)


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