"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

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thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Friday, 10 July 2009 01:07 (sixteen years ago)

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faucet that ass (sarahel), Friday, 10 July 2009 01:11 (sixteen years ago)

wow i didn't know chaki's real name was Ryan.

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 10 July 2009 01:20 (sixteen years ago)

xpost damn you

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 10 July 2009 01:20 (sixteen years ago)

penit

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 10 July 2009 01:22 (sixteen years ago)

okay, the always posting about starbucks friend has become always posting about her kid's baseball games friend.

faucet that ass (sarahel), Friday, 10 July 2009 01:34 (sixteen years ago)

Oh god that STFUmarrieds site is hurkworthy.

lolsbury hill (Trayce), Friday, 10 July 2009 01:43 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.facebook.com/HamsterLady?ref=pymk

Huh?

Sookeh, I vant to suck your titties (stevienixed), Friday, 10 July 2009 12:27 (sixteen years ago)

my grandpa is on fb now. he is almost 90.

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Thursday, 16 July 2009 13:26 (sixteen years ago)

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http://i28.tinypic.com/4ux79e.gif (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:12 (sixteen years ago)

that image is very small

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:48 (sixteen years ago)

I'm scared to click on these things to make them larger.

http://i28.tinypic.com/4ux79e.gif (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 16 July 2009 19:22 (sixteen years ago)

i took one of those facebook politics polls, "who would you vote for in 2012?" and i'm either completely horrified at this country's future or only assholes take the poll:

30% sarah palin
20% obama
the rest spread out evenly between gingrich, jindal, hillary, romney, and "a 3rd party candidate"

"he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Friday, 17 July 2009 15:36 (sixteen years ago)

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master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Monday, 20 July 2009 18:53 (sixteen years ago)

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can-i-jus (stevie), Monday, 20 July 2009 19:22 (sixteen years ago)

o that has tickled me. wonderful.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 20 July 2009 19:48 (sixteen years ago)

ha ha - i know when i'm feeling inconsolable - robot names always cheers me up.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 20 July 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)

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"he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Monday, 20 July 2009 20:33 (sixteen years ago)

i heard about that. unreal.

gonna be a long hot summer for the MS Word paperclip (the table is the table), Monday, 20 July 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

lamebook is so amazing

autotune the jews (J0rdan S.), Monday, 20 July 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

I just saw the Kelly & Kelly thing a few minutes ago.

I looked up some people with my name to add to my Top 6 and the guy with the baseball profile photo wrote back to say "k just remember if your some rapist dude you dont want to mess with me."

Dude, I'm already married, k?

http://i34.tinypic.com/t0sw0h.gif (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 20 July 2009 21:20 (sixteen years ago)

Better not mess with him, dude.

Trip Maker, Monday, 20 July 2009 21:23 (sixteen years ago)

No one has my name but me :(

Trip Maker, Monday, 20 July 2009 21:24 (sixteen years ago)

There's 67 people total with my last name on Facebook, only two are in the US. One is me, the other is my cousin.

joygoat, Monday, 20 July 2009 21:51 (sixteen years ago)

there are 20 people with my full name on facebook. so common.

I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Monday, 20 July 2009 23:29 (sixteen years ago)

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can-i-jus (stevie), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 09:08 (sixteen years ago)

Brilliant

Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 21 July 2009 11:48 (sixteen years ago)

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master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Friday, 24 July 2009 22:00 (sixteen years ago)

man, there are a lot of other drummers with my name:

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Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 24 July 2009 22:05 (sixteen years ago)

which one of yous is J4mi3 H4rl3y btw? i know it's an ilxor but sorry, i hv no idea who you are. it's prob someone obvs, right?

Hmm, very sorry about that. I guess it was maybe rude sending requests without a personnal message, but I'm very new to Facebook and still don't know the etiquette. I started posting on ILx a long time ago (when it was still hosted by Greenspun). You may not be familiar with my username cause I don't post very often (mostly because I'm not that confident with my english : I'm technically a brit but I have spent all my life in France).

J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Saturday, 25 July 2009 07:35 (sixteen years ago)

Hey don't worry, you did/speak fine. :-)

Unregistered Googler (stevienixed), Saturday, 25 July 2009 08:15 (sixteen years ago)

my name is so common that it has its own group

mookieproof, Saturday, 25 July 2009 08:18 (sixteen years ago)

Thanks a lot Stevienixed.

J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Saturday, 25 July 2009 08:44 (sixteen years ago)

oh yeah i noticed your username/real name the other day... forgot i asked that on this thread. hi! nah it's fine for ilxors to add me, it's just that a lot of the time i have no idea who anyone is.

Roz, Saturday, 25 July 2009 08:52 (sixteen years ago)

thread title just happened

BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 07:19 (sixteen years ago)

Someone asked you to be his girlfriend on Facebook?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 11:22 (sixteen years ago)

No, he asked his girlfriend to change his status to "in a relationship with..." obviously.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 11:29 (sixteen years ago)

Oh, Tuomas, girls can have girlfriends, too, you know!

x-post

Your Mother Smells Of Elderflower (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 11:30 (sixteen years ago)

Oh, I thought "girlfriend on Facebook" meant like pretend girlfriend, i.e. girlfriend on Facebook only.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 11:39 (sixteen years ago)

I would never put my relationship status on Facebook, because if you break up and change your status to single, apparently all of your Facebook friends will get a notification of that, and I don't really want to make public announcements about that sort of thing.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 11:42 (sixteen years ago)

No, you'd hide it forever and ever.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 12:14 (sixteen years ago)

Of course I'd tell my close friends about it, in real life. But I wouldn't want all of my 100+ Facebook friends to get this announcement.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 12:29 (sixteen years ago)

My ex and I actually staged an argument across Twitter and Facebook before ending our relationship on Facebook. Everyone thought we were joking.

BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 12:54 (sixteen years ago)

Staged? Why would you do such a thing?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 13:07 (sixteen years ago)

they probably just said that to be polite

King Boy Pato Banton (sic), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 13:15 (sixteen years ago)

Cause it was fun. xp

BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 13:17 (sixteen years ago)

We had a ott soap opera style BUT HOW COULD YOU on twitter and then ended the relationship on Facebook and got a bunch of "lol" responses. We then had to explain that the argument had been a joke but the breakup was real.

BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 13:19 (sixteen years ago)

I realize that this is not normal behavior.

BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 13:22 (sixteen years ago)

Our own little Baker 'n' Moakler. ;-)

Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 13:48 (sixteen years ago)

i like the "now single" announcement. saves me having to ring previous ex's myself for the rebound sex.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 14:34 (sixteen years ago)


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