Real England

and that, in a nutshell, is why we're fucked

I thought [sic] was in Australia, so coming over here just to play bowls shows real commitment.

pensioners with their vaccinations, they're gonna run wild i tell you.

'6.2cm-tall man' offered priority Covid vaccine after NHS blunder https://t.co/vt2j5Fi9Wg

— Guardian World (@guardianworld) February 18, 2021

Residents of village near York are left mystified after nearly 50 drain covers vanish overnight: https://t.co/hwnvIcjiME pic.twitter.com/mCYbmA252K

— BBC Yorkshire (@BBCLookNorth) February 19, 2021

it's getting hard out there for a scrapper

I blame Jemina Cowbine

well lets face it .. drain covers are endlessly fascinating objects and each individual with its own storied hizzzstioryzzzzzz....

it was corbyn wasn’t it

omg Kier has turned him into a Marvel Comics baddie!

The HoleMan

https://news.sky.com/story/corbyn-yes-i-collect-manhole-covers-10339360

Him and Piers don't fall out over covidiocy or climate crank nonsense, they fall out over whether the iron ore in a manhole cover is genuine Rotherham!

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/music/gary-barlows-fans-are-left-wanting-more-after-effortless-duet-with-legend-bradley-walsh/ar-BB1dQ6cN?ocid=mailsignout&li=AAnZ9Ug
Gary Barlow's fans are left wanting more after 'effortless' duet with 'legend' Bradley Walsh

Plural seems a bit excessive

Inside the Gently Competitive World of Giant Vegetable Growing

Snoop Dogg also once approached Fortey for advice. “I do vegetation myself,” Snoop told the BBC.

Some 'tone deaf' Real Scotland.

https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/19134779.gordon-beattie-resigns-tone-deaf-social-media-post/

Strong white guy quoting that Chris Rock routine energy

pic.twitter.com/ufM7psalve

— Gordon Beattie (@gordonbeattie) March 3, 2021

is that a different Gordon or did they just an old pic in The herald?

Same guy.

doing memes of himself with his own inspirational quotes seems to be a regular feature of his account!

the first Shitposting Chancellor of the Exchequer

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EqyjitpXAAgnJYX?format=jpg&name=medium

there is this millionaire down the road from me and when I nosily peered into the sun lounge of his new-build mansion (that doesn't have a front garden and has been built right on the edge of a countryside road) and on the wall he has the slogan "Teamwork ... Is What Makes the Dream Work". I felt like throwing a brick through his window!

the mysterious magic of capitalism, fetch me a bulldozer

Gordon Beattie's Quote For The Day: Fuck the Pope and the IRA.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EoTaqMtXIAAFKaH?format=jpg&name=medium

come back when you've put out 5 volumes of your shitposting, dril

My west coast bias had him judged by his name, his equal opps targets just confirmed it.

"Road runner" birds "attacking dogs" after invading Hertfordshire housing estate https://t.co/MGcMs7GoJT

— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) March 26, 2021

rhea england

o pls

Corby, Northampton, 1979. Photo submitted by Jessica Clark.

Jessica “My dad Dermot Powderly holding his Kestrel as his mum watches on in the background.” pic.twitter.com/w769tdiEF8

— The People’s Archive (@peoplearchive) April 10, 2021

wonderful.

https://i.imgur.com/P6n7a9m.jpg

Saw this today. That's already some top work to put it up there but then to be arsed to climb up and put it at half-mast is serious dedication.

A couple of weeks ago I saw a white van which had a number plate that more or less read 'ALBION'.

look i think we should all be supporting Pete, refurbishing any hotel in whitstable would take hard work

FUCKING YIKES #facebooknews pic.twitter.com/zjjWwICG0X

— Andy Parmo (@andyparmo) April 17, 2021

trying my damnedest to not think about thos beans

a local scruffy-as-fuck, long since closed pub once put up a sign to advertise their substandard lunch options that was something like: "don't be shy, we haven't poisoned anyone yet".

I often pass this pub in Glasgow and wonder what the 3 quid lunch is like

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_O_m0vWAAUhPRU.jpg

what do you mean beans on toast with a melted kraft slice on top is all 3 courses?

The Star Bar special has gone up in price, when I lived round the corner it was £2!

lol, they put a sticker over the old price.

a dram, a pint of heavy and a shot of 'buca for afters shurely?

The serious answer is soup, pie & chips etc, tinned fruit/ice cream, apparently.

Have it for breakfast and nothing worse will happen to you that day!

https://englishmum.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/IMG-20111018-00034.jpg

Is that the Star Bar at Eglinton Toll? Never been in it!

Bro, 70 year drill rappers from the UK. Shit is crazy pic.twitter.com/8IIxmaRXhM

— Jason (@VirgilAbroke) April 17, 2021

pete & bas have got bars.

the money comes blue
the money comes white
the money comes pink
now i'm washing out red with a petrol can in the bathroom sink