Its pronounced de hooch
― cpt otm (darraghmac), Friday, 5 February 2021 02:56 (three years ago) link
i know, and he's not even swedish. Those guys were drunk!
― sell her Dior (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 5 February 2021 03:00 (three years ago) link
Peter Hook on^ slap bass
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 5 February 2021 03:12 (three years ago) link
The ancient ghost story about the bloody hook on the car door handle.
― nickn, Friday, 5 February 2021 04:17 (three years ago) link
I saw him at a hockey game a few years ago and I told he sucks and it wasn't him.
― Van Horn Street, Monday, 8 February 2021 22:57 (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
One of the most embarrassing moments in my life. Now I dislike him even more.
― Van Horn Street, Monday, 8 February 2021 22:58 (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― cpt otm (darraghmac), Monday, 8 February 2021 23:21 (three years ago) link
lol
― estela, Monday, 8 February 2021 23:59 (three years ago) link
Beautiful
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 02:22 (three years ago) link
dying for more detail
― maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 02:25 (three years ago) link
Jordan Peterson
― Guys don’t @ me because I tazed my own balls alright? (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 03:44 (three years ago) link
Follow up:
I have a friend who shares the name of famous actor Richard H@rris, and who one day in Prague spotted an old aquaintance from Bucharest up the street, disappearing into a crowd. He started calling after him, "Mike! Mike!" and then took up chase, weaving in and out of others, calling "Mike!"
Finally catching up to him, winded, he took him by the shoulder, "Mike!" The man turned around. "Mike! It's me, Richard H@arris! From Bucharest!" The man was startled, and nonplussed, because he was Dustin Hoffman.
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII),
― scampsite (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 09:36 (three years ago) link
I hope that someone gets myI hope that someone gets myI hope that someone gets myGirlfriend in a coma, yeah
― baelien (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, February 9, 2021 12:25 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 17:30 (three years ago) link
the fuck is a paralyzed penis
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, February 16, 2021 9:45 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
Opposite of a dick move.
― pplains, Tuesday, February 16, 2021 9:50 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 04:02 (three years ago) link
"oh wow, 100 new answers about the great rap group de la soul, this should be fun!" i thought to myself before i actually started reading the posts in this thread― tiwa-nty one savage (voodoo chili), Thursday, February 18, 2021 9:28 PM
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 February 2021 21:40 (three years ago) link
I was in a band for all of five minutes called Dick Move
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Friday, 19 February 2021 00:58 (three years ago) link
Did it end up going anywhere?
― sarahell, Friday, 19 February 2021 01:54 (three years ago) link
i feel my dickmoveunder my feet
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 February 2021 01:55 (three years ago) link
offered with love:
Christopher Cross: "Twerking takes me away to where I'm going"Eddie Rabbitt: "I'm twerking my life away."Lindsey Buckingham: "Twerkin' out for love."Etc.― display names are for n00bs (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, February 26, 2021 i been twerkin my way back to you babe― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Friday, February 26, 2021Twerkin' in a coal minegoin down down down― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, February 26, 2021Yeah, must be the lack of an updated FAQ keeping the new posters away.― pplains, Friday, February 26, 2021
i been twerkin my way back to you babe― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Friday, February 26, 2021
Twerkin' in a coal minegoin down down down― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, February 26, 2021
Yeah, must be the lack of an updated FAQ keeping the new posters away.― pplains, Friday, February 26, 2021
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 February 2021 15:41 (three years ago) link
― sell her Dior (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 26 February 2021 15:46 (three years ago) link
lol x2, so proud 2 have engineered that trainwreck
― Chokeslamming A Memory (Old Lunch), Friday, 26 February 2021 15:54 (three years ago) link
omg lol
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 February 2021 15:56 (three years ago) link
oof haaa
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 27 February 2021 01:57 (three years ago) link
with some friends recently and staved off our starving kids by tossing them an unopened package of crackers which someone referred to as a 'sleeve of ritz' and it got compared to 'slivovitz' which led to the concept of some sort of delicacy where plum brandy is injected into sealed tubes of ritz crackers and left to macerate until a boozy gelatinous paste forms.
We pictured an overly earnest 2010 charcuterie provisions restaurant with a tattooed mustachioed person lovingly preparing grey tubes of slivovitz sleeves-of-ritz to hang and age in their brooklyn/portland storefront
― joygoat, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 14:49 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
The Resultant Pasterie
― Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 15:02 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― beware the ídes of mairt (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 March 2021 02:46 (three years ago) link
that's good stuff
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 4 March 2021 02:47 (three years ago) link
Kudos to both parties and the resultant post
― beware the ídes of mairt (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 March 2021 02:50 (three years ago) link
groan
― assert (MatthewK), Thursday, 4 March 2021 02:55 (three years ago) link
now that's an excelsior-worthy exchange
― honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 4 March 2021 03:02 (three years ago) link
my use of “paste” there was deliberate but silbys response is absolutely next-level
― joygoat, Thursday, 4 March 2021 23:34 (three years ago) link
please, no hateration, holleration
― sell her Dior (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 5 March 2021 17:25 (three years ago) link
Ruth bader have my money
― beware the ídes of mairt (darraghmac), Thursday, March 4, 2021 11:08 AM (yesterday)
― sarahell, Friday, 5 March 2021 18:07 (three years ago) link
At the least I wouldn't want to be accidentally captured by some comedian bounty hunter.
Updog's methods are brutal but he gets results.
― stimmy stimmy yah (Simon H.), Monday, March 8, 2021 9:09 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 8 March 2021 15:59 (three years ago) link
my junior year HS history? Every week we had to turn in a report on a current event and my friends started doing them on things like BJ and the Bear article from the "TV Stars 1982" book in the library or the trading cards of En Vogue and Linear from the side of a Pop Tarts box. A guy named Wilhelm found an article in the weekly world news about a car called the wilhelm that ran on urine and turned it in as if it had been from popular mechanics. The teacher came in the next week with a stack of Popular Mechanics from the past year to prove Wilhelm was lying but didn't do anything because he was too lazy.
― joygoat, Wednesday, March 10, 2021 8:05 PM
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 20:48 (three years ago) link
Was just coming here to post that. I'm still laughing.
― Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 21:05 (three years ago) link
Like full-on wiping away tears laughing.
― Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 21:06 (three years ago) link
it got me too
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 21:11 (three years ago) link
That ol' Wilhelm scheme.
― pplains, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 21:57 (three years ago) link
Ah!
― peace, man, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 22:04 (three years ago) link
Um, ok
― Mark G, Thursday, 11 March 2021 07:34 (three years ago) link
I did read somewhere that the UK is looking into whether there's increased effectiveness when they mix up the first and second dose providers (so here it would be AZ for one and Pfizer for the other), but haven't seen any results.
This is called the Arnold pharma
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, March 12, 2021 3:32 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 12 March 2021 20:04 (three years ago) link
70,000 Tons of Metal cruise was amazing and life-changing. but apparently one year on that cruise the pool area was cleared out and someone was thrown in the brig because he ate this lady's ass in full view of everyone in broad daylight while in the hot tub
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Monday, March 15, 2021 2:08 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 15 March 2021 19:21 (three years ago) link
Yknow, yeah, the more I think about this, the funnier I find it. I was also picturing, like, Cannibal Corpse playing.
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:17 (three years ago) link
who eats ass in the hot tub
― map ca. 1890 (map), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:19 (three years ago) link
anywhere but the champagne room tbh
― intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:22 (three years ago) link
Even regular sex in a hot tub is a little strange, ime.
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:32 (three years ago) link
Regular sex in any body of water not a shower or stall is impossible if you imitate the callisthenics in Hollywood films.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:38 (three years ago) link
yeahhhh. also hot tubs are just gross imo.
― map ca. 1890 (map), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:39 (three years ago) link
Hungry4Protozoa
― intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:46 (three years ago) link
even the local swingers club doesn't allow sex in the hot tub area.
don't ask how i know.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:47 (three years ago) link
I bet this never happened on the NRO cruise, mostly because participants were too busy berating the crew to get around to eating ass in public
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:52 (three years ago) link
lol, berating attendants is basically sex to those people and the real thing is inaccessible to them anyway
― map ca. 1890 (map), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:56 (three years ago) link
And I wouldn't be fond of swearing but when I do go at it, I go at it awful and very hard.
I do have 45 ‘cunts’ in about two hours. I'd have a smatter of ‘fucks’ then, and a maybe an old patter of ‘gobshite’.
And I'd go for probably, I'd have ten more anyway. And I'd get up the following morning and read back ilx and the husband would have the stern eye on.
And I'd go at it again. And there'd be no fucking stopping me. I'd take the shirt off any man's back. Bastards.
― Scamp Granada (gyac), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:42 (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:54 (three years ago) link