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😫 pic.twitter.com/V3LI7EVvyW
— Nev (@emptylakes) February 3, 2021

― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 17:20 (five years ago)

Their last alb was shit

― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 17:21 (five years ago)

for FUCK’S sake

― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 17:21 (five years ago)

Is that for real?

― would a nit be nice? (NickB), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 17:28 (five years ago)

Who can forget those shoegazing walks?

― The Man DeLorean (onimo), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 17:29 (five years ago)

This just keeps getting worse and worse

"Onlookers described [Starmer] as maskless, “rattled” and “puce”" https://t.co/jkWyphDeR1
— Rory Scothorne (@shirkerism) February 3, 2021

― wangdalf the blight (gyac), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 17:36 (five years ago)

Maskless, Rattled and Puce was the first solicitors firm he worked for

― Scampi reggae party (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 17:38 (five years ago)

Maskless, rattled and puce vs the leader she told you not to worry about
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhEJ1JLWkAA8Jai?format=jpg&name=900x900

― scampless, rattled and puce (gyac), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 17:40 (five years ago)

maskless, rattled and puce vs red, mad and nude

― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 17:47 (five years ago)

Were you not assuming he was nude during this?

― scampless, rattled and puce (gyac), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 18:06 (five years ago)

he’s the least nude man in history

― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 18:09 (five years ago)

Hold on did we do the clap for war criminals thing or did I get the time wrong?

― kicked off mumsnet for speaking my mind (Matt #2), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 18:11 (five years ago)

mods please insert picture of Kieth's head shopped onto Tobias Fünke here

― Scampi reggae party (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 18:12 (five years ago)

Nobody clapped here in the bit of central London with loads of hospitals in it.

― scampopo (suzy), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 18:13 (five years ago)

Nobody here either, we were walking back from being out&about.

Rewound the TV news, no coverage it seems.

― Mark G, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 18:17 (five years ago)

Was out walking the dog and there was no clapping round our way either. Badger did two dollops though if that counts?

― would a nit be nice? (NickB), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 18:18 (five years ago)

Well, so far that's as far as it's gone!

― Mark G, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 18:18 (five years ago)

Hope you gave him a wee clap xp

― The Man DeLorean (onimo), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 18:19 (five years ago)

some very good scothorne https://bellacaledonia.org.uk/2021/02/02/frankensteins-scotland-beyond-radical-independence/

― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 18:20 (five years ago)

Shuffling about on the pavement for ages he was, all hunched up and everything xp

― would a nit be nice? (NickB), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 18:22 (five years ago)

but enough about Johnson

― nashwan, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 18:25 (five years ago)

The fella I follow who is all 'tut tut, disgraceful nationalism' about the SNP has been pretty fucking quiet regarding the plans for flag fucking.

― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 18:33 (five years ago)

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/37a073c4e27be47fe920dcb9f8b9f30bd9cce632/0_264_3295_1977/master/3295.jpg?width=1200&height=1200&quality=85&auto=format&fit=crop&s=e11d632689224002a8ffdab1c8b892cf

― kicked off mumsnet for speaking my mind (Matt #2), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 19:25 (five years ago)

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-V4hTjk1oCGY/VrriOXfoe3I/AAAAAAAApFg/1qLjmx_6tf4/s1600/WomenInLove-9.jpg

cctv footage of the naked manfight in SW1 has emerged

― calzino, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 20:07 (five years ago)

captain tom rawdogging vera lynn in heaven right now
— joolsd (@joolsd) February 3, 2021

― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 20:55 (five years ago)

I not going to put up with his family using his usual postal vote for the Tories, that is electoral fraud.

― calzino, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 20:59 (five years ago)

Sounds like a perfect Valentine's Day present for the lady in your life.

'are you wearing the cap-'
'the captain tom mini skirt? yeah I am' pic.twitter.com/daRER4xDr8
— mark ✨ (@nellypotahto) February 3, 2021

― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 21:56 (five years ago)

I just - pic.twitter.com/Zt7TK6VKzF
— Ross McCafferty (@RossMcCaff) February 3, 2021

― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 22:50 (five years ago)

it would be a fitting tribute to a *living* statue tbf!

― calzino, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 22:58 (five years ago)

maybe they could put it near the harbour somewhere?

― would a nit be nice? (NickB), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 22:59 (five years ago)

I reckon a triptych of him, sir cliff and Russ Abbot queueing up to get back scuttled by sir richard branson in Badbabos whilst death is next in line to give them all a fatal fucking would be healthily trenchant imagery

― calzino, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:04 (five years ago)

i think it was british airways that took him on that trip, but obviously constricted airways delivered the final blow

― would a nit be nice? (NickB), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:16 (five years ago)

ok this sir tom shit has passed me by but is the gist of it:

centenarian walks for charity during covid, the charity being not a charity but the NHS.
is gifted with a vacation to barbados for his troubles, catches covid and dies as a result of this trip
?????
tories up in the polls

― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:19 (five years ago)

no point trying to make any rational sense of it - the fascist rainy isle has gone

― calzino, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:23 (five years ago)

did anyone hear any applause for colonel tom round their ends?

― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:23 (five years ago)

kfc are still here atm iirc

― would a nit be nice? (NickB), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:24 (five years ago)

ok this sir tom shit has passed me by but is the gist of it:

You missed a whole shitload of cringe between the walk and the fatal junket to Barbados.

― Waterloo Subset (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:27 (five years ago)

How could ye forget the New Year’s Eve fireworks
https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article23246907.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_New-Years-celebrations.jpg

https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/1/750x445/1378503.jpg

― scampless, rattled and puce (gyac), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:29 (five years ago)

those fireworks to the left are his worthless family arguing over who get's what from his estate

― calzino, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:35 (five years ago)

after they just expertly bumped him off!

― calzino, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:36 (five years ago)

xp. holy shit

― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:36 (five years ago)

Is ..that.... covid underneath him?

― cpt otm (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:36 (five years ago)

*drops mug*

― cpt otm (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:37 (five years ago)

Wasn't entirely sure why a giant Larry David playing a Bontempi organ was projected into the sky tbh.

― Waterloo Subset (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:38 (five years ago)

I think (i.e. cba fact checking) it ended up more like centenarian walks for NHS but it turned out to be a management company covering a range of charities covering a range of NHS funding gaps which could have been covered by a 0.01% budget spend and saved all the bother

― The Man DeLorean (onimo), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:41 (five years ago)

otm

― calzino, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:44 (five years ago)

lmao deems

― imago, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:46 (five years ago)

This is ground control to Captain Tom
Put your fucking mask on
You old cunt

― bass pedals repair truck (Matt #2), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:48 (five years ago)

but without that management company how would Moore's relatives manage to pay themselves a salary and wangle a free holiday to Barbados from it?

― boxedjoy, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:52 (five years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EtVmX4rWgAAnK5y?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

the heat is on

― calzino, Thursday, 4 February 2021 08:48 (five years ago)

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