Alone in the Park - it's the Prem 2020-21 thread

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there's been a lot of holding of faces, it will have caused certain posters chagrin

imago, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 13:59 (five years ago)

Look lads at least nobody gets robbed by opposition forwards with a blatantly offside little finger any more

Scampi reggae party (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 14:03 (five years ago)

Diagne might be a really smart acquisition for West Brom. He’s never not been prolific but he has massively fallen out with at least two managers.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 17:52 (five years ago)

Saka scores on his third attempt

The phrase "devoid of everything" springs to mjnd

Oh good VAR to the rescue

Scampi reggae party (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:10 (five years ago)

turn on the TV in time to see Wolves concede.

oof this season is brutal

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:34 (five years ago)

That defending, Jesus

crisp, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:34 (five years ago)

been a rough year. last year Wolves spent the first few months of the season unable to win, then finished hot to finish in the top 7. this year, wouldn't say they had a 'hot' start but they had a soft schedule and they were mostly beating who they were supposed to.

even then they looked a bit off and then Raul going down = sayonara.

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:44 (five years ago)

lol HELL YES

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:47 (five years ago)

ahahaha well nevermind, i doubt that will stand

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:48 (five years ago)

should it be a PK, no red? or not a PK or a red at all?

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:48 (five years ago)

lol not complaining

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:49 (five years ago)

Raul was accidental as well you donkey cunt

Scampi reggae party (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:50 (five years ago)

Fucking get in

Scampi reggae party (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:50 (five years ago)

Is that Luiz suspended for the Villa game now? You bastards!

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:52 (five years ago)

Getting really into calling Bukayo Saka "Bucky Sakz" in my head

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:54 (five years ago)

hope that inspires them in the 2nd half

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:54 (five years ago)

could live without seeing Neves suck his thumb again

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:55 (five years ago)

Absolutely wild red card

crisp, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:56 (five years ago)

If he’d taken his legs out in a semi-plausible ‘attempt to win the ball’ , it would have been a yellow.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:01 (five years ago)

Peter Walton explaining that on BT but clearly not seeing why that’s stupid and just saying ‘maybe the player should learn not to do accidents’ is a good summation of what’s wrong with this dreadful country, given that he represents referees who we have (for some reason) decided should shape the entire sport now

crisp, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:05 (five years ago)

Absolutely.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:06 (five years ago)

the font of the graphic in the top left looks like it says "LULZ - RED CARD 45"

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:07 (five years ago)

JOAO MOUTINHO SIGHTING

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:09 (five years ago)

Neves jealous, going to score one from just outside Patricio's box later

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:10 (five years ago)

Maybe not sit back on this one lads

Scampi reggae party (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:15 (five years ago)

yeah after that Brighton collapse I trust nothing

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:16 (five years ago)

that was a helluvan end to end run

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:16 (five years ago)

maybe don't let Arsenal somehow get into dangerous areas of the box when you are up a man?

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:19 (five years ago)

or get set pieces, which you can't defend

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:20 (five years ago)

HAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:32 (five years ago)

That one’s fair enough

crisp, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:33 (five years ago)

lmaorsenal

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:33 (five years ago)

Lol get off you cunt

Scampi reggae party (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:34 (five years ago)

glad banter arsenal at back

nxd, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:34 (five years ago)

Never change, Arsenal.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:34 (five years ago)

fisted that ball dinny

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:35 (five years ago)

Can't believe Nuno's brought Ruben off tbh

Scampi reggae party (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:36 (five years ago)

seriously, be plenty of space to launch his long-distance shots with two less to defend him.

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:36 (five years ago)

That and Moutinho's legs are twice as old

Scampi reggae party (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:38 (five years ago)

Just keep feeding Adama

Scampi reggae party (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:41 (five years ago)

Is there an established reason in the laws for why Martinez didn't get a card for handling outside the area against West Brom for Villa?

I guess he maybe accidentally carried the ball out of the area and didn't drop it in time, rather than rushing out to an opponent who was going to be in and being like, "fuck it I'll just punch it"

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:49 (five years ago)

it was for denial of goal scoring opportunity, so I am guessing it matters if someone was in the area with a clear chance to score a goal (not sure if that was the case West Brom v Villa).

for example, that idiot Brad Guzan once handled the ball outside of the box in a Gold Cup match against Jamaica, simply because he was too stupid to notice he'd walked out of the box, so since it wasn't a DOGSO, and nobody in the area, i think he got yellow carded, Jamaica given a free kick outside the box, which they converted because Guzan is terrible.

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:51 (five years ago)

wasn't a pretty win but it was pretty huge, hopefully psychologically too

Scampi reggae party (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:58 (five years ago)

yes I will take it.

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 20:02 (five years ago)

That's a good one yes, enjoy

Will always have an enduring flicker of affection for Guzan for humiliating del Piero in a shootout during a pre-season tournament

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 20:04 (five years ago)

he always gets visibly upset when he gets heckled during MLS matches. Tim Howard just told fans to "go fuck their mothers" and moved on

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 20:05 (five years ago)

these days, if you tell fans to go fuck their mothers, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail

Scampi reggae party (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 20:09 (five years ago)

Howard possibly qualifies for some reasonable adjustments on medical grounds to be fair

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 20:10 (five years ago)

One of the most obvious reds you'll ever see in the first minute of the Utd game

Number None, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 20:22 (five years ago)

What a debut.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 20:25 (five years ago)


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