Huge load of goals for FC Den Bosch today from… Jizz Hornkamp
🇳🇱 FOUR goals in a crazy game for Jizz Hornkamp. pic.twitter.com/E7a3WjAWoe— FotMob (@FotMob) January 30, 2021
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 30 January 2021 17:01 (five years ago)
not a clean sheet in sight
― nxd, Saturday, 30 January 2021 17:42 (five years ago)
Actual LOL.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Saturday, 30 January 2021 17:53 (five years ago)
Amazing.
And correct me if I'm wrong, but 'Jizz' doesn't appear to be a common name or diminutive in the Netherlands, so I can't even begin to imagine what his parents were thinking.
― pomenitul, Saturday, 30 January 2021 18:10 (five years ago)
I have never heard of it as a name before, but Mr Hornkamp appears not to be the only one. Meet Jizzy-Joy (who's not a witch):
https://jeugdjournaal.nl/artikel/531804-jizzy-joy-is-geen-heks.html
― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Saturday, 30 January 2021 18:53 (five years ago)
oh, and here is Jizz H. himself, literally complaining about his "dry spell" less than three weeks ago:
https://www.bd.nl/fc-den-bosch/fc-den-bosch-spits-jizz-hornkamp-snakt-naar-nieuwe-doelpunten~a731e108/?referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F
― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Saturday, 30 January 2021 18:57 (five years ago)
(well, to be completely honest with you, it's the newspaper that's referring to that dry spell, but why ruin a good story. can't tell if they're using it in a wink-wink nudge-nudge kind of way, it's completely possible that they're playing it straight. think most of the readership wouldn't have picked up on it either way)
― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Saturday, 30 January 2021 18:58 (five years ago)
SCOOP: Biden has picked CHIQUITA BROOKS-LaSURE to run the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, the sweeping $1 trillion agency that also oversees the Affordable Care Act, say three people with knowledge of decision. https://t.co/9cKKxGqmQv— Dan Diamond (@ddiamond) February 17, 2021
― jaymc, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 20:39 (five years ago)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faustin-Archange_Touad%C3%A9ra
― RZA Minnelli (Leee), Monday, 22 February 2021 23:13 (five years ago)
Sorry if I missed it, but I did a ctrl+F to see if anyone mentioned this one:
Sean Biggerstaff, who played Oliver Wood. A two for one, if you will.
― hourspass, Monday, 22 February 2021 23:16 (five years ago)
Notker Balbulus, aka Notker the Stammerer
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla VolapĂĽk), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 07:45 (five years ago)
He was contemporary with the fellow monks Tuotilo and Ratpert.[3][4][5]
― I'm Going to Bring a Watermelon to Mark Grout Tonight (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 09:13 (five years ago)
loved the strip where Ratpert gave Dilbert murine typhus
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:19 (five years ago)
From a link in the lawyer cat thread:
The British geneticist Oliphant Jackson demonstrated this unequivocally in a most elegant series of classic genetic and radiological experiments in a hospital basement in the 1970s.
― Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 29 March 2021 17:10 (five years ago)
I learned about this guy while watching the Netflix documentary about the Challenger shuttle disaster:
https://www.c-span.org/person/?judsonlovingood
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 29 March 2021 17:17 (five years ago)
Winthrop Cashdollar
― In on the killfile (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 8 April 2021 20:34 (five years ago)
so, so close to the right syllables for a "Winchester Cathedral" riff
― sgt. pepper's one-and-only bobo honkin' band (Doctor Casino), Friday, 9 April 2021 01:08 (five years ago)
Velvet Beard
― In on the killfile (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 12 April 2021 20:39 (five years ago)
Fartato Olsenhttps://www.imdb.com/name/nm11354979/
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 23 April 2021 07:01 (five years ago)
Fashion Sakala
― Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 15:36 (five years ago)
Océane Babel
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 19:58 (five years ago)
Benedict Hollerbach
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 24 May 2021 07:06 (five years ago)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Dickshot
― Elementary, My Dear Hoatzin (Leee), Monday, 24 May 2021 21:21 (five years ago)
that's Ugly Johnny Dickshot to you
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 09:16 (five years ago)
Michael Majestic
― Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 13:50 (five years ago)
Susan Spain-Dunk
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla VolapĂĽk), Monday, 7 June 2021 03:37 (five years ago)
There is someone at work with the first name of Sword (and also someone with the last name Swords). Very strong.
― change display name (Jordan), Monday, 7 June 2021 19:50 (five years ago)
French Ticknerhttps://tugs.fandom.com/wiki/French_Tickner
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 13 June 2021 22:08 (four years ago)
Someone found a credit card in my neighbourhood and posted it to the local Facebook group:
Mr J@y @ Blunt
― Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 02:46 (four years ago)
Puts me in mind of a terrible terrible pun ala that "Late Arrivals" final round that sometimes appears on BBC Radio 4's 'I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue'...
"Please welcome to the Smokers' Ball, Mr. Iain Nigel Alistair Blunt and Mrs. Joy Blunt and their son, I. N. Joy A. Blunt II."
Sorry.
― brain (krakow), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 17:21 (four years ago)
Perhaps Mr. Blunt's folks were fans
― Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 03:30 (four years ago)
Zaila Avant-garde
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jul/09/scripps-national-spelling-bee-2021-zaila-avant-garde-becomes-first-african-american-winner
― Piedie Gimbel, Friday, 9 July 2021 06:58 (four years ago)
awesome name
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 July 2021 16:47 (four years ago)
So I've known about this girl for years and it's for being an absolute hoooooper. Already a huge fan and to now see she won the National Spelling Bee?! Incredible. Check out her IG: https://t.co/cgWMA16Y3nWill probably be our President someday. https://t.co/r1NVxIz23n pic.twitter.com/iU5IKRcd8s— C.J. Toledano (@CJToledano) July 9, 2021
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 11 July 2021 07:34 (four years ago)
Many of top Scripps spellers start competing as young as kindergarten. Zaila started only a few years ago, after her father, Jawara Spacetime, watched the bee on TV and realized his daughter's affinity for doing complicated math in her head could translate well to spelling.
― in a bar, under the (seandalai), Sunday, 11 July 2021 13:42 (four years ago)
Something tells me these are not their birth names.
― Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Sunday, 11 July 2021 13:47 (four years ago)
Forget their names, she is incredible. Her basketball skills are crazy good as well, already. Spelling is like her summer project
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 11 July 2021 15:39 (four years ago)
I saw in one of the articles about her that her dad changed her last name to Avant-garde as a tribute to John Coltrane
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 12 July 2021 13:58 (four years ago)
zaila's juggling time sounds are the first asmr videos i get
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 July 2021 17:59 (four years ago)
https://www.discogs.com/artist/3587850-Rubby-Haddock
― ian, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 14:34 (four years ago)
Innocent Bonke, midfielder for Malmö.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 July 2021 18:52 (four years ago)
Adonis Stalin Preciado striker for Barcelona, Ecuador also with a powerful energy.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 July 2021 22:52 (four years ago)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felipe_Drugovich
― Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 10:12 (four years ago)
A guy in my local paper’s police blotter with the name “Marquis Desade Scotl@and”.
― Bo Burzum (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 29 July 2021 00:24 (four years ago)
Didn’t know whether to put this in the great or abysmal category so I went with both:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penda_Hair
― vmajestic, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 13:50 (four years ago)
Stunt double Dick Warlock
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 7 August 2021 19:45 (four years ago)
egil krogh
― unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 7 August 2021 21:30 (four years ago)
not a real name but I'm giving props to the AI fake player naming system for this one
https://i.ibb.co/Cznk5PG/Screenshot-2021-08-08-1-24-23-PM.png
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 August 2021 17:31 (four years ago)
Veronica Landa-Beavers
Likely someone's lol-facebook name, but it was on a sign-up list for attending a play, where you may have to show ID to get in.
― nickn, Thursday, 2 September 2021 16:39 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/1AwGbEq.png
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 12 October 2021 21:35 (four years ago)