girls, gurls, grrls: c/d, s/d

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I just met a girl who is six feet tall and am using this thread as a blueprint for our eventual relationship. First I have to get her to work at a coffee shop.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 15 April 2004 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

then you have to get some balls!

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 15 April 2004 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

uh oh I think someone got served.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 15 April 2004 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

and not with coffee.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 15 April 2004 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

(i'm sorry. i didn't even mean that. it was just... right there.)

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 15 April 2004 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

deez nuts swing low

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 15 April 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

if !!! are worst live band you've ever seen and maps is the worst song you've ever heard, you're not doing too badly.

but these acts ARE REALLY HORRIBLE

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Thursday, 15 April 2004 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

You make a compelling argument Pablo.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Thursday, 15 April 2004 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

What part of "I am annoyed that I left my irritation with everything else I've heard by them put me off of checking out that song" would lead you to assume that I don't think that the Yeah Yeah Yeahs are more horrible than good?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 April 2004 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

i refuse to accept that maps is worse than, say, knock three times.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

get this crap off my thread

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

chaki, i had to listen to DIDO today FUCKING DIDO and then like "junkie xl" and "doves", so you are so fucking off the money about "maps" being the worst song ever you dont even know!!!!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

this job is giving me varicose veins too

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

i can FEEL them growing

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Kick your customers for exercise.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i mean...fucking DIDO, people!!!!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

coffee girl looks so hot with her hair down i had blue balls all day

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you have any control over what gets played? Who picks the music?

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe it's a form of hazing since he's the new guy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

and then someone bought it! because it was playing! "she shure has a pretty voice!" yes, NOW I STAB YOU WITH BIC IN EYES!!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is seriously going to end up being the longest in ilx history, i can just feel it

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

What happened with the coffee girl?

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

we dont want to talk about it.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

But how can you hate on Doves, man? They used to be Sub Sub, you know! You've been tricked into self-tribe-hating!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

oh after the dido thing i had stabbed the pencil into my ears so many times the blood had clotted up and i couldnt hear anyway

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

are you allowed to put on your own selections ever?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

anyway, coffee girl and i had lunch today. sadly, i think i am luv, l-u-v.

― broko heartington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, but first i must answer three riddles

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

did it not go well?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

no, it went a little too well!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

(and, no, not like that)

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you have some insane Dido-loving boss, or what?

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

they sure do love them some british white people music!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"Jess's manager is a drummer for the rock band Gay Dad."

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

does your store sell young heart attack cds?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

no, but i'll be having one next week

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe tomorrow you will get some David Gray, to change things up a bit.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

so about this "i have a boyfriend" business then...

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Comedy demands that coffee-shop girl loves Dido.

"... before turning the Bic on himself"

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

if i had a time machine i would seriously be assassinating radiohead before they made the bends like five minutes

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a feeling by the time I check this thread again in an hour there will be a further 100 posts.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

You could just tell them that nine years later, they'd still be playing Creep, and they'd do it themselves.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

ned come back in another year and the basic schtick will be about the same

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Doubt it, Andrew, as they'd simply hate committing suicide, as expected.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"aging dork is lovelorn and broke"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess, you're the ILX everyman (and woman). (tossing you a Kleenex) Here, blow.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Why do you summon the DanMonster so?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Depending on me mood, yielding to tempation is easier than ignoring it, Andrew.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

You could just tell them that nine years later, they'd still be playing Creep, and they'd do it themselves.

Carefully phrased.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

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