Free as a Dodo: UK Politics Welcomes 2021

Squeaky bum time for the Union. I think that explains it. I expect Starmer will be up in Scotland any minute.

yeah, i kind of know that's the reason, but just i don't see how a flying visit makes the slightest bit of difference to anyones attitude

Big-hearted Boris has to show how much he loves the Union, bally nuisance and inconvenience, uppity Jocks.

his message will be that independence will mean they will have to get their vaccines from the dirty Boche scum, and they will be at the back of the queue for the Great British one.

Squeaky bum time for the Union. I think that explains it. I expect Starmer will be up in Scotland any minute.

His big message is that Indy is a shocking distraction from the business of eating out to help out, in a way which Brexit and refusing to extend Brexit was not. It’s going down like you’d expect afaict

Lab - 41%
Con - 37%
Lib Dem - 6%
Green - 4%
Reform UK - 3%
SNP - 5%

the latest YouGov poll has Kieth benefitting from erm fuck knows what .. his dogged refusal to take a clear position on anything other than flag-fucking and keeping schools open.

Green - 4%
Reform UK - 3%

we're fucked

Voting Labour makes sense.

The Greens demonstrated a complete lack of principle on Brexit.

The Lib Dems are led by a coalition non-entity.

The Tories are...the Tories.

It’s fine to acknowledge this while accepting Starmer won’t deliver on any of his pledges.

— Aaron Bastani (@AaronBastani) January 28, 2021

steaming hot-take from Bastadi

novara media

i cant imagine how awful it would be to have 'having takes' as my job especially if it wasn't particularly well paid

just get behind your club for goodness sake and give big sam all the backing and support he deserves

my take is novara media should stop having paul mason on all the time and stop doing that obnoxious know it all tone of voice

Your move. pic.twitter.com/1bKk73wGps

— Aaron Bastani (@AaronBastani) September 25, 2017

Your move @PrisonPlanet pic.twitter.com/RBgudAwtlo

— Aaron Bastani (@AaronBastani) January 26, 2018

I like how it's ok for Kieth to commit more to factional purging than actually offering a genuine alternative and we are supposed to be much bigger than him and rise above it, despite him being a slippery operator who offers no comprises to what should be a coalition. If there aren't going to be any consequences to his actions then this race to the bottom is not something I'm going to vote for. And Bastadi and novara can go fuck themselves.

"when they go low, we go high" - The Hard Left

my take is novara media should stop having paul mason on all the time and stop doing that obnoxious know it all tone of voice

"stop doing that obnoxious know it all tone of voice"

lots of BAME voters have been completely alienated and disenfranchised by Kieth's constant playing to the bigot's gallery. Is Bastadi going to call them tory enablers or condescendingly tut at them because there are reasonable limits to how much you can be arsed turning out for a party led by such a toerag.

just had a bacon sandwich washed down with cheap shiraz, because I never even want to look like sexy Bastadi!

butties not bastanis

It’s being pointed out on twitter how few MPs have spoken up about this, and almost no journalists. makes u think

As people may have seen in media reports today, in May last year I was spat at in an unprovoked assault.

I would like to put on record my thanks to the police for their speedy response at the time and co-operation since.

I will be donating the compensation I receive to charity.

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) January 28, 2021

if that would have happened to kieth there would have been an armed response unit there in seconds and it would have made multiple front pages. Got to give it Jeremy - he's taken some nasty treatment but never got broken by the vile sewer rats out there on the streets and nor the ones in the Labour Party

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Es2sxiRXUAgdpm7?format=jpg&name=900x900
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Es2sxjpXcAcfXUg?format=jpg&name=900x900

this is the kind of person who was inspired and *radicalised* by Starmerism rather than almost setting their kitchen table alight whilst ritualistically burning their membership card in a state of drunken despair.

I hope this is a hodges esque bit

uh hedges I mean but hodges might as well be a bit too

I was convinced no one actually liked starmer and any appearances to the contrary were just expressions of anti-left spite or anti-tory desperation, maybe I was too optimistic

idk warfield but it sounds like real england at its most genteel - wikipedia says one ward has the highest male life expectancy at birth in england and wales (90.3! jfc)

no this fellow actually exists in the very real realm of recently elected Labour parish councillors in Berkshire.

"Never knowingly voted Corbyn"

Sorry to be Oblivious Foreigner on here but is there a reason why the attack on Corbyn news item has just been revealed now even though it happened in May? Is this something to do with the legal system?

Yeah the case was resolved yesterday

Not to be a Bastani-stan, but the problem is that he and his Novara media players have painted themselves into a corner where they constantly have to generate fresh takes, challops etc. But to be fair he drags Starmer and the party bureaucracy on the reg:

You know Labour is doing a terrible job on diversity when two examples @Keir_Starmer can give of diverse young politicians are a former mayor and someone he expelled from the shadow front bench.

Meanwhile an unelected white guy in his 60s can veto any candidate. pic.twitter.com/TqHzYTY9BI

— Aaron Bastani (@AaronBastani) January 28, 2021

And Michael Walker's considerably worse. At least Bastani demonstrates some actual fire.

But yeah, I had a visceral reaction to that "Voting Labour makes sense" tweet and all. How the fuck can Starmer be described as winning fairly when he lied about everything and strategically hid his funding?

Realise it's counter to this thread's reigning mode of withering despair to say so, but Novara is ACE you nutters. Dr Bastano is admittedly something of an acquired taste, but over the past year Michael Walker's show has become a genuinely vital source of informed debate on Covid and the Tory Death Spiral - no other media outlet in the country has regularly given such time to members of Independent Sage, school teachers, A&E nurses, fire fighter unions etc etc. James Butler's weekly radio show is amazing - check out last year's episode on Rosa Luxemburg! And in a more sane and reasonable country Ash Sarkar would obviously be immediately installed as Queen. And... I don't think Paul Mason has been on the channel more than once in the last year?

^
There have been some good shows, I like Rivkah Brown and James Butler in particular. Bastani now has a particularly amusing long-running feud with Mason.

Yeah, Novara's continued existence is a good thing, the takes are bound to vary in quality.

Tho also the problem here is that if you don't believe it ultimately makes sense to vote Lab within the UK context as a leftist you're effectively saying ppl should abandon electoral politics. Which I think is a valid stance but a tricky one for a site that is ultimately mostly analysing what comes out of Westminster.

Lol PG you should post more, I grinned like crazy at the “withering despair” description. I was just being mean about Novara, I am somewhat stymied by the dearth of left media tbh and I’m like “there’s barely anyone and it’s fucking Bastani.”

Bastani is a dick but Ash is a hero obv

I have read other people who are strongly opposed to Starmerism and have stated they will unenthusiastically still vote Labour without doing it the Bastadi way. gl to Novara but it will be very rare they'll get any clicks from me, too many irritatingly annoying smug twats on there for my liking and if their continued future is reliant on noisy contropping from the likes of Bastadi then they can seriously go fuck themselves.

absolute baller move of the uk government to shame ppl for uhhh having to work pic.twitter.com/pHJXprgn6x

— laura bananas (@freezydorito) January 28, 2021

wow

full on dystopia

look him in the eyes and tell him "we did everything we could"

Too long and not snappy enough but shouldn't that be, "Look him in the eyes and tell him you really can't have your employees working from home"?

Look him in the eyes and say “get back to fucking work or you’re fired from the dvla”

Disgusting. Let's 'ave it, Starmzy.... oh you agree with it.

he's a bit like a downgrade on the Maybot but rather than "strong and stable" his robotic mantra is "no if's no buts"

no income tax, no vat

No Guarantee.

kieth falling through the bar, but lol he sustains some serious injuries in the fall and then later dies.

No zoos!