Elon Musk

boring opinion but im still amazed that it can be legal to just have a streaming-equipped TV screen that faces the driver. like 20 years ago i once got a ticket for obstructed view for having a dancing hula lady toy on my dashboard, and now you can literally just watch TV while you drive

Every time I see a Model X in person I'm shocked again at how ugly it is.

no shit when I started driving the cool thing to have were those CD/DVD players with a 7" screen precisely because they were illegal

i doubt that steering wheel is even legal in most of the world

self-clowning car

lol I bet three dozen people told him that only for him to reply "yeah ok eeet will be fine"

that car looks like it might be cool once they add some more polygons

it's the N64 of cars

car does the driving, you don't need a steering wheel while you watch Tenet picture-in-picture with a baseball game

the streaming video functions of tesla theater turn off when the car is in motion iirc

there will be more demand for video in cars that require charging - drivers will be sitting there with nothing to do

they should add a glovebox or a back seat so ppl have somewhere to keep a book

a what?

lol sic, you'll never make it in today's market thinking that way

just...

Tesla unveiled the 2021 Model S and Model X vehicles on Wednesday night with images showing no stalks on the steering wheel or any other visible way to manually shift gears.

CEO Elon Musk tweeted today, when asked how this will work, that the car will guess which way the driver wants to go.

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a35344029/tesla-model-s-x-shifter-explained/

It’ll likely require training to learn your routine and parking spaces, and it's sure to make a few mistakes

i'd say lol but they obviously knew this would happen and wanted it too because everything is shitposting for engagement

"At this time, NHTSA cannot determine if the steering wheel meets Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standards. We will be reaching out to the automaker for more information." https://t.co/MZJoLkKR1w

— Josh Eidelson (@josheidelson) January 29, 2021

sir this rendering is not a real car it is unlawful to play the witcher while driving

https://news.sky.com/story/amp/elon-musk-says-he-has-wired-up-a-monkeys-brain-to-play-video-games-with-its-mind-12205374

Elon Musk says he has wired up a monkey's brain to play video games with its mind
"He's a happy monkey," claimed the billionaire.

Elon Musk says he has wired up a monkeys brain to be his only friend. "He's my best friend," claimed the billionaire.

Elon Musk says he has wired up a monkeys brain to consume memes. "He's a epic monkey," claimed the billionaire.

Elon Musk says he has wired up a monkey's brain to wire up other monkeys' brains to kill. "The end is nigh," claimed the billionaire.

Thought this was actually ... good?

https://jalopnik.com/in-epically-nerdy-interview-elon-musk-discusses-build-1846181756

Bro @NHTSAgov how is this even legal? One heavy breaking and their neck and face will go bye bye $TSLAQ $TSLA pic.twitter.com/vqrRVnDQLd

— Tess Laqué (@laque_tess) February 12, 2021

hmm, that's kind of sensationalistic, you wouldn't be driving with the trunk open. absolutely impractical backseats that no one that isn't tiny could possible ever fit in is a pretty common thing in cars - i remember being almost too big to fit in the back of my uncle's porsche when i was 8

porsche has a famously pretend back seat but ive never seen a regular car with that little head room

you wouldn't be driving with the trunk open

right but it doesn't matter if the trunk is open or not. there's a metal bar 12 inches in front of their face.

btw these still sell the prius wagon in australia, where it is a seven seater! https://www.toyota.com.au/prius-v

you wouldn't be driving with the trunk open
right but it doesn't matter if the trunk is open or not. there's a metal bar 12 inches in front of their face.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, February 12, 2021 4:13 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

oh i assumed it would be flush when closed. doesn't look that way from this photo in the replies

Girls = 5,6' (170cm)
Guys = 6' (180cm) pic.twitter.com/mmt8FCAJG2

— Tess Laqué (@laque_tess) February 12, 2021

literally loling at prius wagon their own marketing materials show zero leg room for the back row

https://i.imgur.com/6okNlN9.png

you can see them at 3:20 ish here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVJhTcyLkvE

i want a prius v, but not the seven seater. they look fine for kids, apart from the lack of oxygen in the car.

my god

https://i.imgur.com/JFhQJxu.png

you see a lot of those as taxis in california, and without the third row they feel insanely spacious. i wish they still sold them in the US but we all want suvs now apparently.

yeah its hard to find a non suv these days, tho as they keep making more compact ones maybe they will reinvent station wagons and hatchbacks

ive driven a couple prius didnt really care for them tbh very tin can feeling

tho its been a while maybe the new ones are better

im sorry but you must drive a "crossover". or a truck

yeah they are. my in laws have a 2011 and a 2018 prius and fit and finish is waaaay better.

nice

our 3 year forester lease is ending this year. i leased on the basis that there would be good EV options for us around now, but it's still slim pickings and i am struggling to win the prius v argument, so we'll probably end up leasing again :(

i think my wife is worried about how many people will want to do it with me if i'm driving a prius wagon tbh.

it is a very magnetic car

bitcoin and tesla both down

pic.twitter.com/lOQU3N3SBl

— Justin Gaynor (@justingaynor) March 4, 2021

lmao

58 days and still no answer. I have had enough, i STILL believe Tesla makes great cars but their customer service is truly horrendous. Fifty-eight days since my car caught fire sitting in the drive, and Tesla doesn’t seem to care at all. ANSWER ME!! @Tesla @elonmusk pic.twitter.com/xZDr8mHQT7

— :( thor (@GUNMTLM3) March 4, 2021

lol owned

Jesus these Elon fanboys are absolutely brainwashed.

"Here's a photo of the burned husk of my car that randomly caught fire two months but I still believe Tesla makes great cars, it's just the bad customer service that needs work."

don't worry lads, this reply guy has solved the case

Looks like sabotage. Teslas don’t spontaneously catch.

— Tesla STONK 💎🙌: Crypto ORACLE of OC: (@JosephVVallace) March 4, 2021

this reminds me of those losers who spend hundreds of dollars on vinyl with ratings like "Very Good Plus" and pretend the surface noise and inner groove distortion actually makes it sound better, heh heh heh you dorks

so the Tesla was a "hot stamper"?