Newcastle are hopeless without ASM.
I am not sure there is a worse player who is so absolutely pivotal to how their team plays than Shelvey.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 18:19 (five years ago)
Heh yes, the "key player and that, in itself......" analysis
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 18:35 (five years ago)
City trundling their way from 16th or whatever to the top in 5 months while we went through 8 league leaders seemed somehow inevitable this season.
― new variant (onimo), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 23:03 (five years ago)
Its why cameras move around a lot during a marathon
Also why you should only check in every third or so of the contest and maybe then the last half hour
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 23:05 (five years ago)
I like this analogy because it makes my team one of the charity runners dressed as the pink panther or something, or maybe one of those comedy Jesuses (Jesii? Jesuodes?) running while 'carrying' a cross with wheels on the end.
― ukania west (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 11:34 (five years ago)
Dier would still let that cross go over his fuckin head mind
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 12:42 (five years ago)
Dele Alli falls for third time
VAR says no penalty
― new variant (onimo), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 13:09 (five years ago)
Lol
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 14:15 (five years ago)
Jesus denied by Peter, an absolute rock today Brian
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 14:16 (five years ago)
curse the british punditry class for making me want chelsea to succeed this season just for the pleasure of seeing their sour faces. 'i'm sure the feeling won't last but i find it disquieting anyway.
― oscar bravo, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 18:24 (five years ago)
Lovely tapin from Oli Watkins
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 18:41 (five years ago)
the little leagues just won't be fucked off to
― imago, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 19:42 (five years ago)
disgusted silence from our villans, sheepish silence from our wolves
― imago, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 20:35 (five years ago)
wolves fans possibly fell asleep during that match? it sounded awful
― mage uluk (NickB), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 20:39 (five years ago)
went to sleep before it started tbf
― the scamp has a thousand fries (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 20:43 (five years ago)
great days when a draw at Chelsea is another disappointment
from the stats it seems u totally swindled that one tbf
― imago, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 20:59 (five years ago)
dunk with an astonishing off the line clearance to save brighton's bacon
― imago, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 21:25 (five years ago)
Proper Fergie time according to the BBC feed
GOAL - Manchester United 1-1 Sheffield UnitedHarry Maguire 964 mins)
― new variant (onimo), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 21:46 (five years ago)
some genuinely amazingly bad defending from united there, almost hypnotic
― imago, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 21:52 (five years ago)
comedy gold
― mage uluk (NickB), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 21:53 (five years ago)
they basically invited sheffield united to have a crack from 16 yards three times inside ten seconds and the third time they actually did
― imago, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 21:55 (five years ago)
who knew luke shaw really was the one holding it all together
― imago, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 21:57 (five years ago)
he's been missed tonight for sure
― mage uluk (NickB), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 21:59 (five years ago)
bit boring that the title race is over
― imago, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 22:10 (five years ago)
cunts
― Number None, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 22:13 (five years ago)
not totally shocked tbh, united have looked shaky at the back all season. all the chickens coming home to poop there
― mage uluk (NickB), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 22:13 (five years ago)
Oh absolutely
but Ole's aversion to making subs is fucking pathological at this point
― Number None, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 22:14 (five years ago)
should've left mason on too!
― mage uluk (NickB), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 22:16 (five years ago)
the fact that Martial completed 90 minutes was fucking criminal
absolute pish this season
― Number None, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 22:27 (five years ago)
For posterity
Any good underage coaches out there? Really struggling with our Under 8’s defending, just not at the level I would have hoped for... pic.twitter.com/WY3UVXkCOm— Nathan Murphy (@nathanmurf) January 27, 2021
― Number None, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 23:06 (five years ago)
I mean it's kind of beautiful
― imago, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 23:08 (five years ago)
yeah i've watched it about ten times
― Number None, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 23:09 (five years ago)
christ, that's something else
― Fenners' Pen (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 23:11 (five years ago)
the almost spiritual unmarkedness of burke
― imago, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 23:12 (five years ago)
Maybe this has been remarked on elsewhere, but if you google the word 'lackadaisical', this is the first thing that comes up:
https://i.ibb.co/CHWfCyQ/Screenshot-20210128-165349-org-mozilla-firefox.jpg
Deems was this your doing?
― mage uluk (NickB), Thursday, 28 January 2021 17:08 (five years ago)
I disbelieve i ever used as soft a term as that tbf
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 January 2021 17:25 (five years ago)
Jesus, Spurs fans are everywhere.
― Waterloo Subset (Tom D.), Thursday, 28 January 2021 17:41 (five years ago)
That's a bad example because the word is lackSadaiscal when used in reference to football.
― in twelve parts (lamonti), Thursday, 28 January 2021 19:06 (five years ago)
Lax imo
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 January 2021 19:14 (five years ago)
Calling it, 3-0. Not sure to which side tho
― or something, Thursday, 28 January 2021 19:57 (five years ago)
No way spurs get a result. Massive problems moving the ball through midfield and as bad as ever individually at the back. Simple stuff beats us easily.
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 January 2021 19:59 (five years ago)
Kane staying down, great
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 January 2021 20:14 (five years ago)
Jesus i hate this team tbh
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 January 2021 20:18 (five years ago)
Doherty having a for-the-ages shocker
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 January 2021 20:26 (five years ago)
Get Kane off imo.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 28 January 2021 20:36 (five years ago)
Kane son and Doherty tbh
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 January 2021 20:42 (five years ago)
One sweet day we will score a goal again
― or something, Thursday, 28 January 2021 20:46 (five years ago)
There it is
― or something, Thursday, 28 January 2021 20:49 (five years ago)
When I checked last, abt 20.10, the score was 1-0. Now, it's 0-0. VARy disorienting.
― A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 28 January 2021 20:50 (five years ago)