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I had never realised until now what creepy dead eyes Sharapova has.

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:56 (sixteen years ago)

dominika cibulkova

http://www.womenstennisblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/cibulkova-fhm.jpg

Roz, Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:56 (sixteen years ago)

I may be alone in thinking Serena is cuter than Venus.

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:56 (sixteen years ago)

then there's serena...

damn

xp: NO YOU ARE NOT, MATT

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:57 (sixteen years ago)

lkadf;ljkas;ldfkjasdhahahahahahahahahahahahaha serena

What he said. (Jane magazine, BTW.)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:57 (sixteen years ago)

Golovin
http://www.kemiksiz.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/tatiana-golovin02.jpg

xp def not alone matt

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:57 (sixteen years ago)

And no Matt is not alone.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:57 (sixteen years ago)

venus looks like a giraffe or a muppet or something

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:58 (sixteen years ago)

oldie but goodie:

http://www.perfectpeople.net/photo-picture-image-media/Gabriela-Sabatini-400x300-17kb-media-766-media-134649-1206794102.jpg

us_odd_bunny_lady (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:58 (sixteen years ago)

nah consensus is that serena's the hotter one! i think consensus is wrong but it's astonishing how much both of them grew into their looks

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:58 (sixteen years ago)

I had never realised until now what creepy dead eyes Sharapova has.

also stringy hair and really thin lips

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:59 (sixteen years ago)

dammit why did I never learn how to play tennis

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:59 (sixteen years ago)

Hantuchova is too easy

http://www.vtennis.co.uk/Images/Tennis/Daniela-Hantuchova/Daniela-Hantuchova-Picture-5-Large.JPG

baaderonixx, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:00 (sixteen years ago)

venus looks like a giraffe or a muppet or something

Fightin' talk

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:00 (sixteen years ago)

xp
http://www.vtennis.co.uk/Images/Tennis/Daniela-Hantuchova/Daniela-Hantuchova-Picture-5-Large.JPG

baaderonixx, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:00 (sixteen years ago)

another un-Dementieva Dementieva one
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lgrG2xMG3Gs/SGR_Eo60nsI/AAAAAAAACWs/PixVbd4AVPw/s1600-h/elena_dementieva_top_tennis_hottie.jpg

of all the sports, tennis results in the best legs.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:01 (sixteen years ago)

feliciano lopez

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/592/feliciano_lopez_012.jpg

lex you need to post that pic of jailbait dimitrov

Roz, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:01 (sixteen years ago)

AMAZING anastasia myskina photo shoot from years ago...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/18/23757713_7f3aa01fc6.jpg?v=0
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/18/23757712_c00a9d2831.jpg?v=0

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:01 (sixteen years ago)

btw is anyone else lolling that most of the flattering shots of the men involve them being shirtless

xp: THANK YOU LEX I was looking for pics of her but keep forgetting her name!

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:02 (sixteen years ago)

dmitry tursunov and grigor dimitrov

http://cornedbeefhash.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/tursunov-dimitrov-marseille09.jpg

WS both of them, consecutively or concurrently

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:03 (sixteen years ago)

Lex, those look like her album cover shoots for the Jacques Le Cont/Adult produced masterwork of 2003.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:03 (sixteen years ago)

Anastasia Myskitten more like...

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:03 (sixteen years ago)

<3 Anastasia

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:04 (sixteen years ago)

table tennis counts, right?
http://thingsfatpeoplehate.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/bibagolic.jpg

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:04 (sixteen years ago)

I think those Myskina pics are what Lady Gaga thinks she looks like, only with dark hair.

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:05 (sixteen years ago)

re: venus, i saw her on the sidewalk once, wearing not very much -- a spandex exercise outfit, like she'd just been jogging or something -- and i have to say that up close it's not the hotness that radiates so much as the almost freakish physical fitness. so tall! so completely ripped. her biceps were intimidating at 50 feet.

tommy haas is plenty cute even w/shirt on:

http://people.timezone.com/jmerino/scaldom.JPG

us_odd_bunny_lady (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:05 (sixteen years ago)

as is verdasco when he's not slathered in hair gel:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mjagVw9YctE/Se_1w5Q4wAI/AAAAAAAADEw/_CkQahvQ7QQ/s320/elle+verdasco+1.jpg

Roz, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:06 (sixteen years ago)

WS both of them, consecutively or concurrently

― lex pretend, Thursday, July 9, 2009 4:03 PM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

CONCURRENT

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:07 (sixteen years ago)

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2006-11/27/xinsrc_2921103271137859369595.jpg

Sania Mirza

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:08 (sixteen years ago)

I think those Myskina pics are what Lady Gaga thinks she looks like, only with dark hair.

Haha I was trying to make some sort of Lady Gaga comparison when I first saw those.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:10 (sixteen years ago)

mirza is freakishly beautiful.

spent a while pondering whether i'd WS gilles simon or not - concluded yes, in the end

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/60/Gilles_Simon_2008.jpg

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:10 (sixteen years ago)

fucking adorable

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:11 (sixteen years ago)

srsly Svetlana Kuznetzova is the only one who looks better ON the court:

http://www.lta.org.uk/Global/Images%20-%20News%20%28square%20corners%29/People%20-%20Known/Kuznetsova,%20Svetlana/2009-KuznetsovaSvetlanaMiami-TH-large.jpghttp://cornedbeefhash.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/svetlana-kuznetsova-yec2007.jpg

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:11 (sixteen years ago)

Unfortunate screen name in that context, Dan.

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:12 (sixteen years ago)

i have an obsessive fixation on rafael nadal's hindquarters but dude is def messed up in the face, all flattering pictures of him must exclude it imo

fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:13 (sixteen years ago)

lol Matt!

btw this is Serena from the same WTA event Kuznetzova was at in the above pic:

http://cornedbeefhash.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/serena-yec-2007.jpg

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:15 (sixteen years ago)

nadal has a fixation on his hindquarters, too. what with the constant wedgies removal.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:15 (sixteen years ago)

i thought gilles simon was cute until my friend said that he looked like frankie muniz and now i can't see him as anyone but. :/

Roz, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:15 (sixteen years ago)

i don't mind that tbh

fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:15 (sixteen years ago)

This one is for elmo:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3628/3304808465_79f7e7bac2_m.jpg

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:16 (sixteen years ago)

OK, this image might have worked for some people but didn't work for me the last time, so I'll try it again:

http://www.photogallery.dinarasafina.su/zp-core/i.php?a=scans%2Fdoha-photoshoot&i=doha-photoshoot.jpg&s=595

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:16 (sixteen years ago)

http://images.snapfish.com/34393%3B5923232%7Ffp64%3Dot%3E2335%3D37%3B%3D55%3A%3DXROQDF%3E232385%3B639265ot1lsi

More difficult to find a bad pic of Dulko

DJ Angoreinhardt (Billy Dods), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:17 (sixteen years ago)

nadal's ass:

http://sports.gay.com/images/2008/09/15/nadal_wimb.jpg

it's a great ass (or "a famous ass" as he put it memorably) but i can't get past the fact that his face looks like a foetus

xps

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:18 (sixteen years ago)

aw rafa's adorable when he's all smiling and shit:

http://media.photobucket.com/image/rafael%20nadal%20smiling/jesi3781/rafaelnadalrogerscuptorontochampion.jpg

Roz, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:19 (sixteen years ago)

good god

fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:19 (sixteen years ago)

oh didn't work... even computers hate his face. let's try that again:

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w170/jesi3781/rafaelnadalrogerscuptorontochampion.jpg

Roz, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:21 (sixteen years ago)

but i can't get past the fact that his face looks like a foetus

And Federer's looks like one of those little rubber face finger puppet things

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:21 (sixteen years ago)

i love federer's face

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:22 (sixteen years ago)

federer also the only player who looks better WITH a shirt on. best in a suit imo:

http://poulomee.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/roger_federer_061.jpg

Roz, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:23 (sixteen years ago)


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