Alone in the Park - it's the Prem 2020-21 thread

Burnley goal.

how much time left?

Three minutes.

oh no!

klopp out

Origi should have scored when clean through in the first half but there has been next to nothing else.

I recall Klopp struggling to manage Dortmund out of a slump but I can’t imagine Liverpool can be this bad for long.

liverpool need to FOTTLL imo

Cursed season

I spend more and more of my life in sickened disbelief at the rabble we fail to beat tbh

what the fuck has Klopp done to Shaqiri?

Liverpool need to go back to basics

Pumping it in the mixer brought them some brief success. They can't turn their noses up at it now

gifting 3 pts to BNP fc is a bloody crime against humanity m8!

it is kinda funny that the defence is fine. they should move fab back into the mf play the rookie CBs and revert back to fun lfc circa 3 or 4 seasons ago. not sure they have the energy to play that anarchic style atm tho. thiago clearly the man to help us control games which he does in a way that renders the forwards ineffective in combination with their lack of form. it's interesting to me how city have managed the controlled almost bloodless economical efficiency that a covid season requires which I think lfc were looking for this season. just hope they are better for when the Leipzig games roll around.

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— Scott Patterson (@R_o_M) January 21, 2021

oof

Breaking news, apparently it *is* possible to sack a tory for poor performance

hah hah! laters fwank!

I'd love to see Wrighty's face and Lineker's face and Shearer's face etc etc on hearing the news.

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usually getting beat in the championship playoffs at an overspending club in your first full season doesn't get you promoted up to Chelsea manager. If that cunt had been sat on top of an ICI smokestack he couldn't have had more smoke blown up his arse.

tuchel incoming

Newcastle are hopeless without ASM.

I am not sure there is a worse player who is so absolutely pivotal to how their team plays than Shelvey.

Heh yes, the "key player and that, in itself......" analysis

City trundling their way from 16th or whatever to the top in 5 months while we went through 8 league leaders seemed somehow inevitable this season.

Its why cameras move around a lot during a marathon

Also why you should only check in every third or so of the contest and maybe then the last half hour

I like this analogy because it makes my team one of the charity runners dressed as the pink panther or something, or maybe one of those comedy Jesuses (Jesii? Jesuodes?) running while 'carrying' a cross with wheels on the end.

Dier would still let that cross go over his fuckin head mind

Dele Alli falls for third time

VAR says no penalty

Lol

Jesus denied by Peter, an absolute rock today Brian

curse the british punditry class for making me want chelsea to succeed this season just for the pleasure of seeing their sour faces. 'i'm sure the feeling won't last but i find it disquieting anyway.

Lovely tapin from Oli Watkins

the little leagues just won't be fucked off to

disgusted silence from our villans, sheepish silence from our wolves

wolves fans possibly fell asleep during that match? it sounded awful

went to sleep before it started tbf

great days when a draw at Chelsea is another disappointment

from the stats it seems u totally swindled that one tbf

dunk with an astonishing off the line clearance to save brighton's bacon

Proper Fergie time according to the BBC feed

GOAL - Manchester United 1-1 Sheffield United
Harry Maguire 964 mins)

some genuinely amazingly bad defending from united there, almost hypnotic

comedy gold

they basically invited sheffield united to have a crack from 16 yards three times inside ten seconds and the third time they actually did

who knew luke shaw really was the one holding it all together

he's been missed tonight for sure

bit boring that the title race is over

cunts

not totally shocked tbh, united have looked shaky at the back all season. all the chickens coming home to poop there

Oh absolutely

but Ole's aversion to making subs is fucking pathological at this point

should've left mason on too!

the fact that Martial completed 90 minutes was fucking criminal

absolute pish this season